McBeth 0 #26 August 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteYeah...but will ya respect me in the MORNING?!? no ...I will Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #27 August 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteYeah...but will ya respect me in the MORNING?!? no ...I will THANK YOU! I'll make ya waffels! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #28 August 12, 2006 i like your avatar... i respect you ins the morning.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 August 12, 2006 QuoteI am not sober And I am ugly, but in the morning you shall be sober.. Yeah, the 1/5 barrel keg of Sierra Nevada just ran out. I am sober. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #30 August 12, 2006 im ugly too ... but ill be sobver and ugly... hense why I drinkl Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #31 August 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteI am not sober And I am ugly, but in the morning you shall be sober.. Yeah, the 1/5 barrel keg of Sierra Nevada just ran out. I am sober. It's only 9:30 your time.... Stop by Domino's on the way back from the liquor store will ya! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #32 August 12, 2006 Quoteim ugly too ... but ill be sobver and ugly... hense why I drinkl Perhaps you could entertain us with some more choice snippets from your journals... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #33 August 12, 2006 dammit otto .. . i want pizza Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #34 August 12, 2006 QuotePerhaps you could entertain us with some more choice snippets from your journals.. they thrown away... now just in my head...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 August 12, 2006 What's an 'otto'? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #36 August 12, 2006 u not heard of mitch hedburg? anytimes I say dammit I have to say otto to... goes liken this... something about being drunk a disease and something abouts it not being fari so he goes... dammit otto your an alcocochic dammit otto you have lupis one of them doesnt sound right... its a joke Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #37 August 12, 2006 QuoteQuotePerhaps you could entertain us with some more choice snippets from your journals.. they thrown away... now just in my head... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #38 August 12, 2006 QuoteQuotePerhaps you could entertain us with some more choice snippets from your journals.. they thrown away... now just in my head... don't let that stop you from bloggin away... I have some of my best ideas after a few beers..."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #39 August 12, 2006 it was funny to find out how my "sex life" has changeded. Next time I have a life I is buying the manuealSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #40 August 12, 2006 Quotedon't let that stop you from bloggin away...Tongue I have some of my best ideas after a few beers... sex trheads are to commong... some one says boobvies... some one say I like them... I say spank me... he does... we need a thread that has not generated to sexSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #41 August 12, 2006 Quoteit was funny to find out how my "sex life" has changeded. Next time I have a life I is buying the manueal *** My sex life IS manual! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #42 August 12, 2006 QuoteMy sex life IS manual!Sly neener neenetr neener ... mine comes with battaries Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #43 August 12, 2006 Well, something like this from December, 2003- "I learned today that everything that I was told about sex is true! It just takes once! Come August, I'll be a dad. ONE FOR ONE! It only takes once - 20 seconds for a kid! When I'm ready for another, I'll try again." No journal entry for February, 06. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #44 August 12, 2006 Holy sheep shit. If sheep eat salmon shit, will they shit slicker than snake shit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #45 August 12, 2006 ***20 seconds for a kid!*** my kids took longer to make... the only part that takes 20 seconds is persomissionSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #46 August 12, 2006 Quote No journal entry for February, 06. Is this your way of telling us you're pregnant?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #47 August 12, 2006 QuoteQuote No journal entry for February, 06. Is this your way of telling us you're pregnant? *** SMART people know WHAT YEAR THIS IS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #48 August 12, 2006 QuoteQuote No journal entry for February, 06. Is this your way of telling us you're pregnant? I've never popped up positive on a pee test. If I am indeed knocked up, I'm as flaming of a lesbian as there ever has been... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #49 August 12, 2006 Huh? What year is this? I thought It was the year of the Dog... or was that year of the Munkey?"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #50 August 12, 2006 i know a great girls name Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
