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Jessie07

So there I was on the RoamingDZ rafting trip...

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***Thanks for my DD Saturday night, you sucking sideways slacker!

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Ouch! Who lit the fuse on your tampon this morning?:P:S

You were partying at a bar in Gainesville Saturday nightright?

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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You going to Trivia Tommorow Night?? I will bring a Laptop for you to Dump them to



I am always at trivia. The question is, are YOU coming to trivia?? You better, because I just found out my order for the power cord didn't go through. So I had to re-order. THE picture is hiding in my camera. :P

Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

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***I understand, outta sight, outta mind...

:([:/][:/][:/][:/] I'll just go sit in the corner and stick pins in my eyes.:(
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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What I learned this weekend...

Amazing things can be done with a pull up cord...

Some people do need to tan that butt - bright light!!

Pineapples can be a deadly thing.

Some people has some real F*** up dreams!!

The family in front of us in the bus may never be the same.

Rhythm is a gift not given to all.. . ;)

Some people just don't want to go down the river in a raft no matter how hard YOU try!

Last but not least it was a great weekend with wonderful people old and new!

GO WINDOW LICKERS!!! :ph34r::ph34r:

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

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See, I think that if you don't dump anyone, either you're not being aggresive enough or your coordination is just too good and you should be drinking to bring it down to more normal levels....unless you're showing your aggression by standing up in the raft threatening another raft with a paddle-that's a different story
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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either you're not being aggresive enough or your coordination is just too good and you should be drinking to bring it down to more normal levels



Team Stroke-Her`s great battle cry from Captain Hippy.. "You guys Paddle faster.. I’m trying to mix another drink back here!!":P

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unless you're showing your aggression by standing up in the raft threatening another raft with a paddle-that's a different story



In retrospect.. My attempt to board another vessel manned by a very Manly Woman Captian and her crew of very LARGE brotha`s while armed only with a Paddle and an Attitude may not have been one of my brightest moments.B|:D:D

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Some people do need to tan that butt - bright light!!

Some people has some real F*** up dreams!!

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:$:):S

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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*shouts* STROKE


What a fantabulous weekend! Thanks Spence for organizing, Psycho for an amazing meal Friday night, the chefs who prepared a kick ass meal Saturday night, J for that pink pony inspired treat and Michelle for the pineapple concoction that created those deadly pina coladas!!

Some more quotes -

April - Get over here and cuddle

Me - If you treat me right...I might let you have some

Ben - She's the meat in our sandwich

April again - My ass hurts
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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver

"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

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either you're not being aggresive enough or your coordination is just too good and you should be drinking to bring it down to more normal levels



Team Stroke-Her`s great battle cry from Captain Hippy.. "You guys Paddle faster.. I’m trying to mix another drink back here!!":P


Not only did I have to lead the boat to ultimate glory, I had to mix the drinks too! :P

We took only a couple pics over the weekend, although im sure a couple hundred were taken.
THE picture should never be shown anywhere, at anytime. :|

but dayum that was some funny shit!

oh, and for thoses in the stabbin cabin, dont forget about Joanna the ANT SLAYER! :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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THE picture should never be shown anywhere, at anytime.



Which reminds me of another great Quote:

Rockstar: That is mighty small for a Penis.:D:D



actually I belive the offical quote was
Lauralicious: That's mighty small for a cock! :D


Oh, and bottles we (Hottie, Rockstar, Joanna, and I) brought and were emptied:
1 liter of vodka
1 fifth of vodka
1 fifth of flavored rum
1/2 pint of jack
6pk corona
6pk Dos equis

Mind you, that dont count the Psycho Punch, Jello Shots, Pineapple death juice, and other assorted beverages! :o
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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***I'm humming the theme to the Munsters right now...



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Dammit Laura, now I've got a tingly.:P

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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