jumpchikk 0 #26 August 7, 2006 Quote tight jean shorts......eeewwwwwwww! Brie I'm laughing over here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #27 August 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteNope. but it might be cuz of all the womens that are hangin all over me. Or maybe no gay man would have so little fashion sense. tight jean shorts......eeewwwwwwww! Brie obviously you and I define "tight" as something different. Oh, and Kel... I dont wear a wedding ring. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #28 August 7, 2006 So, I have a question... First let me set the scenario... So, there was a group of people talking and one girl says, "So, I hear you have a date tonight." Man says, "I'm thinking I'm too tired." Different man says, "So, what man is it this time." Man who says he is tired, does not defend himself in anyway, doesn't crack a smile, nothing... So, is that man gay? Just wondering. And, yes, I have been asked, and no I am not. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #29 August 7, 2006 Quoteobviously you and I define "tight" as something different. Yes. I define "tight" as being small enough to have ass-cheek differentiation. That is, the middle seam in the crotch does not go UNDER the butt cheeks, but BETWEEN them. They're also tapered jean shorts. Oh, the horror! Brie"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #30 August 7, 2006 Yes I have been asked... and no I am not.... although some of the right wing posters in SC seem to like labelling me that way to make themselves feel better about themselves. I guess any woman who dares to stand up and agrue with "the boys" makes her a lesbian in their strict little world. Edited to add a reply to D-Squared QuoteYes I have been asked and no I am not. It was by a guy who I wouldn't go out with. Apparently he thought anyone who turned him down had to be gay. Oh yeah that seems to be an all too common thread...almost a dare to prove them wrong...as a tactic some men use to get laid. I have a given set of criteria of what kind of person I am attracted to... and if he does not meet that... then I am SOOOO not interested Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitational 0 #31 August 7, 2006 Was told I was gay once...sad part about it was I was banging the guys soon to be ex-wife. ------ Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #32 August 7, 2006 Yes I have been asked... and no I'm not gay...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #33 August 7, 2006 QuoteWas told I was gay once...sad part about it was I was banging the guys soon to be ex-wife. That is sad.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #34 August 7, 2006 QuoteNope. but it might be cuz of all the womens that are hangin all over me. I think a certain someone at SDA was indirectly asking you by hitting on you a few weeks ago. You were definitely disturbed by it. I haven't been asked specifically either. And I'm not. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitational 0 #35 August 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteWas told I was gay once...sad part about it was I was banging the guys soon to be ex-wife. That is sad. The rest of the story is she had hired a private investigator and, well, he was less than faithful so she filed. I helped her move stuff out of their house one night and we were just friends from there on out. I'm just glad that I was there during her 'I'm getting divorced so I'm gonna screw like a rabbit' phase.------ Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #36 August 7, 2006 Guy is talking to his buddy... "I think my wife is unfaithful." "What makes you say that?" "Well, last night she said she spent the night with her sister." "OK, what's wrong with that?" Well, last night I spent the night with her sister!_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #37 August 7, 2006 When I was 15 I was once at a bar (I had a fake id) and a guy at the other end of the bar (atleast 30-40 feet away), asked the bar tender if I was. The bar tender who knew me already quickly answered for me, no hell no, he loves girls. One time when I was 19 I was driving to New Hampshire to go skiing. I stopped in Massachussets to for a bathroom stop. While taking a leak I received a compliment from a gay guy(several unrinals away)about my member. It freaked me out and I was not at all pleased. Several times at the mall with my girlfreind gay guy from the stores have tried to hit on me. Most of the time I don't notice until later when I girlfreind tells me. I guess I don't notice if its not blatant, mainly because, I am not interested and would prefer to not know. ,If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #38 August 7, 2006 QuoteWhile taking a leak I received a compliment from a gay guy(several unrinals away)about my member. It freaked me out and I was not at all pleased Yeah, but in a case like that, it's never cool for any stranger to be checking out my wang while I'm taking care of business. Man or woman, straight or gay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #39 August 7, 2006 heck you dont even know if you are straight Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #40 August 7, 2006 Quoteheck you dont even know if you are straight huh?Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #41 August 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteNope. but it might be cuz of all the womens that are hangin all over me. I think a certain someone at SDA was indirectly asking you by hitting on you a few weeks ago. You were definitely disturbed by it. I haven't been asked specifically either. And I'm not. I feel dirty now. I must drink to forget. drink to forget. drink to forget...Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #42 August 7, 2006 I think I know of whom you speak. But I wish to have a reminder. And if it is who I think, I still say no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #43 August 7, 2006 I've never been asked if I were... But I've been asked if I would consider... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #44 August 7, 2006 Dude.. What ever happened to that good old "Take one for the team attitude!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #45 August 7, 2006 QuoteDude.. What ever happened to that good old "Take one for the team attitude!!" I was just thinking this very same thing about PLF's post.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #46 August 7, 2006 Yes, I was asked once and I'm straight. I was at my kid brother's wedding about 4 years ago. I was the only one in my family that was single and I didn't bring a date with me to the wedding. I kinda had a metro look going on. My hair was highlighted. So, one of the bridesmaids asked me out of the blue. She said it would be OK with her since her sister and brother were both gay. Besides that chromeboy thinks I'm gay...but he never asked. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #47 August 7, 2006 No and no. I think I'm too ugly and dress way to shabby (tee shirt & jeans) to be gay. steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #48 August 7, 2006 QuoteDude.. What ever happened to that good old "Take one for the team attitude!!" I dont play for that team! Im team captain for team Stroke-Her! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #49 August 7, 2006 Yes, I have... And no, I'm not... Brandon, on the other hand... Though that just have been the Patron talking... Actually, I was flattered by it, as opposed to offended. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #50 August 7, 2006 Quoteheck you dont even know if you are straight -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- huh? I agree with that huh and second it. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
