pyke 0 #51 August 7, 2006 I had to join the "Yes, but I'm not" club on this one... There seems to be a strong mis-conception that I am one way, while so many other rumours/stories are out there conveying me in a negative light the other way!!! Guess you're damned if you are, and damned if you're not!!!! Oh well, if I must amuse the masses...and this is all they can conjure up to be humourous...then so be it. Now I know how Richard Hatch feels!!! Oh wait - he just went to jail...no, I mean I don't know how he feels now...'cause...well, shit nevermind!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #52 August 7, 2006 A skydiver asked me if I was gay when I said I was not interested in hooking up with random women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitational 0 #53 August 7, 2006 QuoteGuy is talking to his buddy... "I think my wife is unfaithful." "What makes you say that?" "Well, last night she said she spent the night with her sister." "OK, what's wrong with that?" Well, last night I spent the night with her sister! Classic!!! ------ Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revillusion 0 #54 August 7, 2006 Yep been asked, and no maam, am not. I was in nursing school in the 80's and there was somewhat of a stigma or assumption that men in nursing were gay. To confirm just ask Gaylord Fokker. VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #55 August 7, 2006 No, but I recently did something and was told "it" was GAY! Singing "I Believe I Can Fly" while under canopy at 12K during a cross country jump seemed the thing to do at the time, but Walt Appel sure didn't think so. In retrospect, I can't really argue with himMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #56 August 7, 2006 Wow. I think I'd cutaway just to get away from that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #57 August 7, 2006 QuoteI have and I'm not. But I'm more interested in hearing whether or not you were offended by it, and why. Have been, not and was not offendedYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #58 August 7, 2006 The thing is, no one actually HEARD me. I was insane enough to tell Walt about it...and the thing is, I have an awesome singing voice. But I guess even the best voice couldn't redeem that song. It could have been worse. I could have been singing "Wind Beneath my Wings" Then you might cut away and forget to go for silverMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #59 August 7, 2006 QuoteSinging "I Believe I Can Fly" while under canopy at 12K during a cross country jump seemed the thing to do at the time, but Walt Appel sure didn't think so. In retrospect, I can't really argue with himIs that anything like singing the Monty Python "Penis Song" (you know the one from "Meaning of Life") cause um... I've done that... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #60 August 7, 2006 I've been asked, and I've been hit on under the assumption that I was gay. No, I'm not gay. As someone once puts it.. "Nah dude, he bangs pussy." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #61 August 7, 2006 QuoteNo, but I recently did something and was told "it" was GAY! I got the same reaction from my kids when we were white water rafting a few weeks ago and I started singing that Pochahontas song, "colors of the wind". They were really embarrassed...I loved it. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #62 August 7, 2006 ***Is that anything like singing the Monty Python "Penis Song" (you know the one from "Meaning of Life") cause um... I've done that... __________________________________________________ I think ANYTHING is better than "I Believe I Can Fly". I LOVE Monty Python.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownWind 0 #63 August 7, 2006 I was home for Christmas three years ago having a beer with my cousin and he busted out the "Can I ask you something?". Of course I said yes. The question, to my surprise, was "Are you gay?". I told him no and spent the next 10 minutes attempting to make him understand I was not. People are funny sometimes. I suppose being in your 30s and not having a girlfriend or wife makes you gay in his eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #64 August 7, 2006 QuoteThe thing is, no one actually HEARD me. Oh no, we all heard you. The thing about clouds at 12k is they're terrible echoey. That shit was bouncing all over the atmostphere! Decibel told me privately later that that's why he landed 5 miles off the dz on that load. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #65 August 7, 2006 Quote I LOVE Monty Python.Actually, I think my audience was rather impressed that I knew all the words... and "Wind Beneath my Wings" would have been much worse... although I think I just found the perfect song for my next skydiving video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIp_W4RwOuU what you didn't really think I meant "wind beneath my wings" did you? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #66 August 8, 2006 Please!!! For the love of God NO!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #67 August 8, 2006 1/ Yes 2/ I'm a lesbian. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #68 August 8, 2006 Decibel told me privately later that that's why he landed 5 miles off the dz on that load. __________________________________________________ Quote Oh really? I heard it was because of the large amount of wind...you were breaking I didn't want to say anything manMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #69 August 8, 2006 ***I got the same reaction from my kids when we were white water rafting a few weeks ago and I started singing that Pochahontas song, "colors of the wind". They were really embarrassed...I loved it. __________________________________________________ Quote That is HILARIOUS!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dumpster 0 #70 August 8, 2006 Yep - a couple times - I wasn't offended by it nor did I feel threatened. One guy told me I should consider it a complement, another told me I should consider going bi - (!!??) I was still married at the time - It's a weird and wonderful world we live in, isn't it? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matt1215 0 #71 August 8, 2006 I have been asked and no I'm not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jasonRose 0 #72 August 8, 2006 Yes I have and yes I am.. Happy that is!!! Homo no... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites heidihagen 0 #73 August 8, 2006 yes, i get asked that when i don't have a serious bf & rather keep my single status... but no, i'm not. someone i work with assumed i am because i ignore his remarks-- whatever works!i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites heidihagen 0 #74 August 8, 2006 QuoteDecibel told me privately later that that's why he landed 5 miles off the dz on that load. __________________________________________________ Quote Oh really? I heard it was because of the large amount of wind...you were breaking I didn't want to say anything man...and i just thought he wanted to see what the inside of a cop car looks likei didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nickkk 0 #75 August 8, 2006 Been asked. Not offended. I was into the club scene and am in NYC and have been hit on a few times, no big deal. What do you do when someone throws a big planet at you? Throw your pilot chute in defense! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
skydivermom 0 #69 August 8, 2006 ***I got the same reaction from my kids when we were white water rafting a few weeks ago and I started singing that Pochahontas song, "colors of the wind". They were really embarrassed...I loved it. __________________________________________________ Quote That is HILARIOUS!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dumpster 0 #70 August 8, 2006 Yep - a couple times - I wasn't offended by it nor did I feel threatened. One guy told me I should consider it a complement, another told me I should consider going bi - (!!??) I was still married at the time - It's a weird and wonderful world we live in, isn't it? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matt1215 0 #71 August 8, 2006 I have been asked and no I'm not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jasonRose 0 #72 August 8, 2006 Yes I have and yes I am.. Happy that is!!! Homo no... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites heidihagen 0 #73 August 8, 2006 yes, i get asked that when i don't have a serious bf & rather keep my single status... but no, i'm not. someone i work with assumed i am because i ignore his remarks-- whatever works!i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites heidihagen 0 #74 August 8, 2006 QuoteDecibel told me privately later that that's why he landed 5 miles off the dz on that load. __________________________________________________ Quote Oh really? I heard it was because of the large amount of wind...you were breaking I didn't want to say anything man...and i just thought he wanted to see what the inside of a cop car looks likei didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nickkk 0 #75 August 8, 2006 Been asked. Not offended. I was into the club scene and am in NYC and have been hit on a few times, no big deal. What do you do when someone throws a big planet at you? Throw your pilot chute in defense! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Dumpster 0 #70 August 8, 2006 Yep - a couple times - I wasn't offended by it nor did I feel threatened. One guy told me I should consider it a complement, another told me I should consider going bi - (!!??) I was still married at the time - It's a weird and wonderful world we live in, isn't it? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #71 August 8, 2006 I have been asked and no I'm not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #72 August 8, 2006 Yes I have and yes I am.. Happy that is!!! Homo no... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #73 August 8, 2006 yes, i get asked that when i don't have a serious bf & rather keep my single status... but no, i'm not. someone i work with assumed i am because i ignore his remarks-- whatever works!i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #74 August 8, 2006 QuoteDecibel told me privately later that that's why he landed 5 miles off the dz on that load. __________________________________________________ Quote Oh really? I heard it was because of the large amount of wind...you were breaking I didn't want to say anything man...and i just thought he wanted to see what the inside of a cop car looks likei didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nickkk 0 #75 August 8, 2006 Been asked. Not offended. I was into the club scene and am in NYC and have been hit on a few times, no big deal. What do you do when someone throws a big planet at you? Throw your pilot chute in defense! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Nickkk 0 #75 August 8, 2006 Been asked. Not offended. I was into the club scene and am in NYC and have been hit on a few times, no big deal. What do you do when someone throws a big planet at you? Throw your pilot chute in defense! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
