normiss 806 #1 August 2, 2006 seeing how fun last night was...let's twist this... me: something left over from a Latina girlfriend...I don't even know what it is! Thrombocid Pomada maybe I should learn Spanish? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #2 August 2, 2006 a severed uvula I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 806 #3 August 2, 2006 you have some strange shit in your home! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #4 August 2, 2006 i like to cut shit off of people. it's my thing. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #5 August 2, 2006 What else do you have around the house, besides the head in your freezer and the uvula in your medicine cabinet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 August 2, 2006 Quotea severed uvula That's the best you can do? I would have expected at least a severed vulva. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #7 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuotea severed uvula That's the best you can do? I would have expected at least a severed vulva. Wait, how do you sever a vulva? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #8 August 2, 2006 QuoteWhat else do you have around the house, besides the head in your freezer and the uvula in your medicine cabinet? oh, an ear here, a finger there... you know, basic stuff really... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #9 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuotea severed uvula That's the best you can do? I would have expected at least a severed vulva. Why would I want to sever that? I like that! I want to keep that attached and alive! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 806 #11 August 2, 2006 ummm...yeah. you win does kinda remind me of a "going away" present an ex girlfriend bought me - a fucking pocket pussy! ----> http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #12 August 2, 2006 Kinda like "Hey, you're not fucking mine anymore, so here's a rubber replica". She sounds like a piece of work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #13 August 2, 2006 Quoteummm...yeah. you win yeah. what he said. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 806 #14 August 2, 2006 it was actually her and her married friend...they bought me sex furniture too! kinda miss them.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #15 August 2, 2006 Just for this question I went and just stuck a Cup of Ice in my medicine cabnet I imagine if I leave it in there too long it will turn into a Cup of Water but right now its a cup of ice and I think most people would find that somewhat odd... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 806 #17 August 2, 2006 liberator cushions anyway... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 August 2, 2006 For all you nosy bitches who search my medicine chest at the party... I filled the sucker with marbles and closed the door...boy are YOU in for a surprise the next time you sneak a peek... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #19 August 2, 2006 QuoteFor all you nosy bitches who search my medicine chest at the party... I filled the sucker with marbles and closed the door...boy are YOU in for a surprise the next time you sneak a peek... Andy, you're not supposed to TELL them! They're all younger than you... they'll REMEMBER you did this! You, on the other hand, are OLD and will FORGET! You'll go reaching for the geritol and CRASH!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #20 August 2, 2006 I have normal things in my medicine cabinet... Nothing weird. I'm normal. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #21 August 2, 2006 QuoteI have normal things in my medicine cabinet... Nothing weird. I'm normal. Is that what the cop thought last night? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 806 #22 August 2, 2006 right up until he tazered her...prolly... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #23 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have normal things in my medicine cabinet... Nothing weird. I'm normal. Is that what the cop thought last night? He thought my piercing was cool... Other than that, all normal. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 806 #24 August 2, 2006 lovely...now WE all need to know where this piercing is.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #25 August 2, 2006 Quotelovely...now WE all need to know where this piercing is.... WE all know I have a belly ring and a VCH piercing. That's vertical clitoral hood if you couldn't figure it out... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
