matt1215 0 #1 August 1, 2006 ...run out of toilet paper, I... I was part of a rather interesting discussion regarding toilet hygiene over lunch today. Thought I'd spread the love. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 August 1, 2006 If I'm at home, that's easy, take a shower or get a hand-towel and wash my butt-crack. If elsewhere, I make sure there's enough toilet paper to tide me over."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #3 August 1, 2006 That works when you're at home... But what if you're out. Say at work, the DZ, or some fancy French restaurant? There's one place to poop, no TP, your breakfast burrito catches up with you, and you REALLY have to go? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #4 August 1, 2006 socks, bathroom rug, or shower curtain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #6 August 1, 2006 Quotecheck first? Dumpsters' Shithouse Rule #1 - Make sure you've got something to wipe your ass with! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #7 August 1, 2006 honestly that's never actually happened... and I'm in agreement with Dumpster's Shit house Rule #1Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 August 1, 2006 There was a story posted about a guy in this very situation at a restaurant a while back.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #9 August 1, 2006 If you're desperate, try using the toiletpaper tube. It'll work in a pinch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #10 August 1, 2006 QuoteIf you're desperate, try using the toiletpaper tube. It'll work in a pinch Literally Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #11 August 1, 2006 QuoteQuotecheck first? Dumpsters' Shithouse Rule #1 - Make sure you've got something to wipe your ass with! Sounds like a good rule to live by. I might think about building a collection of wet-naps to take to the DZ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soberamprat 0 #12 August 2, 2006 shirt tail wait not an option but should be http://www.swoopstudios.com/videos/videos-rex.php Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 August 2, 2006 use the cat. let him deal with it. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #14 August 2, 2006 Quoteuse the cat. let him deal with it. I think I'd have one pissed pussy on my hands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 August 2, 2006 Good Lord, this kind of thing could only happen to a man! Most women ALWAYS (or usually) check to see that there is adequate toilet paper before going into the restroom. If she has run out, she will ask the person in the stall next to her to pass her some toilet paper. Those disposable seat covers are a last resort, but they can work, if nothing else is available. Then again, I am talking about bathroom trips for number one. Running out of toilet paper after number two sounds like a nightmare or a sick joke. Where is that story that I read on here about some guy in a restaurant needing to use the restroom and getting sick only to have no TP? Does anyone know what I'm talking about? It was both DISGUSTING and hilarious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #16 August 2, 2006 i voted other. 1 time i didn't check that there was enough, in the staff restroom of the resturant i worked at, so called on my cell for my friend to bring me some.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #17 August 2, 2006 Yeah, I guess women need TP for #1 as well. The prospect of asking a guy in the next stall for some toilet paper is just... well... uh... hrm... disturbing. You're right about running out of TP after #2 being a nightmare, but necessity IS the mother of invention. Sometimes one has to make due without a sock, or underwear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 August 2, 2006 To the person in the next stall, "Any toilet paper? Ummm... change for a 5 ?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 August 2, 2006 QuoteTo the person in the next stall, "Any toilet paper? Ummm... change for a 5 ?" I think you just made anyone that's ever snorted using a dollar bill cringe. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #20 August 2, 2006 Quote I think you just made anyone that's ever snorted using a dollar bill cringe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 August 2, 2006 Quotehonestly that's never actually happened... and I'm in agreement with Dumpster's Shit house Rule #1 What he said. I always check first, and find another alternative if insufficient TP remains. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteTo the person in the next stall, "Any toilet paper? Ummm... change for a 5 ?" I think you just made anyone that's ever snorted using a dollar bill cringe. Leave it for a tip over at the Tanga. "Dude... that girls ass smells like ass..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
