Rebecca 0 #26 July 26, 2006 I always think that when people abbreviate "thanks" to "thx" - I mean, WTF? Windcatcher's looks like an afterthought to avoid offending the Celt by only mentioning the Swede. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #27 July 26, 2006 It's all good. I could be called a lot worse. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #28 July 26, 2006 QuoteIt's all good. I could be called a lot worse. LOL I would hope so, seeing as you chose the name. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goodnplentygirl 0 #29 July 26, 2006 Well now that Tara is living with us, go ahead my body, my choice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #30 July 26, 2006 Oh yeah, he's definitely a killer! And, my little UPS/FedEx story was the delivery driver (UPS) for my house was the same as my work, so he'd just deliver my packages to me at work or tell me if he's going to leave it on the porch... That way I knew when I had to go home... FedEx is closer to me though, so I use them for my shipping needs... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #32 July 27, 2006 QuoteAre you a cop? No, he's a hit man for La Cosa Nostra. The pepper spray is to spice up the linguine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #33 July 27, 2006 QuoteAh, he is so sweet looking!! (Maybe the delivery guy got bit before though... the worst bite I ever got from a dog was from an adorable little fluffy white pek/ poodle mix. I still have a tooth mark scar on my ankle from 3 yrs. ago.) You just turned a sweet adoption story into a debbie downer. Man, get some wine in ya and cheer up. I think the dog bit you because you were kicking ithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #34 July 27, 2006 So, I have a new foot-rest and Cruzer is afraid of it. I have a ton of shmack to load onto my new computer. And since I need my computer for work, I'm scared to unplug, replug and load until this weekend. So, my new computer is sitting here in its box next to my desk. It makes for an excellent foot-rest though.But, I'm sad b/c Cruzer will only come say hello on the right side of me (the box is on my left). He hasn't even brought me his sock this morning. He loves to play with socks. After hundreds of dollars in new toys were shredded in minutes, the sock has proved to be an excellent toy. You can buy a whole bag for, like, $5.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #35 July 27, 2006 QuoteAfter hundreds of dollars in new toys were shredded in minutes, the sock has proved to be an excellent toy. You can buy a whole bag for, like, $5.Smile My cats are like that with the cheap elastic hair thingies that my wife has. They even go to the bathroom and open the medicine cabinet to get them out.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #36 July 27, 2006 QuoteBut, at least the experience gave me a reason to use my phrase of the day (and every other day, too) at least once: "Are you fucking kidding me?" Holy shit man!! That thing looks fucking dangerous!! Liability !! I hope that you don't let children near that beast. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #37 July 27, 2006 Zoe' (kitty) loves hair bands, rubber bands, receipts, crumpled paper & napkins, etc. Sabre (kitty), just loves his rope.Cruzer (doggie) has gone through so many supposedly "indestructable" toys including two Kongs. We seriously considered collecting all the pieces, sticking them in an envelope and mailing it to the manufacturer with a little note that reads "This took 5 minutes". Luckly (knock on wood) he's a smart pup and seems to know which toys are his and which ones are mommy's. We haven't had anything in the house chewed except the corners of the bed. I keep my closet gated off, though, when I'm not in it.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #38 July 27, 2006 QuoteLuckly (knock on wood) he's a smart pup and seems to know which toys are his and which ones are mommy's. You leave those toys just laying about? Careful or someday your loving dog will bring you a toy to play with while you have polite company over for dinner. HAhahaha--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #39 July 27, 2006 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #40 July 30, 2006 New computer here! Freshly scanned pictures of the mutt (and kitties). Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #41 July 30, 2006 Couple more. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #42 July 30, 2006 He is a very adorable puppy. But on a side note.. this past Christmas I was bitten by the most adorable dog that I was carefully petting and giving a treat to!! And it wasn't a quick bite.. he latched onto my arm and held on shaking his head while I raised my arm.. my boyfriend had to pull him off of me. That made me think twice about trusting all dogs, and I am a dog LOVER! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #43 July 30, 2006 I understand and caution is smart to use in dealing with any animal. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #44 July 31, 2006 Quotevaccum Quotepasserbys Quotebottie QuoteYey! Ok, I have to say, I'm a little disappointed, PLFXpert. These posts are not up to your usual standards of spelling. Are you drunk most of the time these days? Your pets are adorable, and anyone afraid of that sweet puppy is crazy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #45 July 31, 2006 Cute dog.Back when I was delivering pizzas I always got a kick out of the ferociously barking and threatening dogs who instantly became my new best friend as soon as they sniffed the pizza. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #46 July 31, 2006 I've been busy... and though I'm pretty good and putting things together and getting them to work---I don't much enjoy it---So yes, a few pomegranate cocktails make me a lot happier when I have to do things I don't like to. But, my new computer is amazing! Neener. Neener. Neeeeeeenr!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #47 July 31, 2006 Supposedly aggressive/ferocious animals are always very sweet with me. I'm most definitely not naive, but I've also never been attacked/bitten by any animal. I used to volunteer at a veterinary clinic when I was in my early teens. They routinely gave me the dogs that were NOT happy to be there. The mailman being afraid of my dog was meant to be funny/lighthearted and not taken seriously. Obviously I understand why anyone would take precautions around unfamiliar animals. I didn't realize how sensitive a subject it was for some people. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #48 July 31, 2006 Anyone want to see a weiner-dog swim? She LOVES it. We always see Chloe' in the water at dog park.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #49 July 31, 2006 My old dog loved the water so much she wagged her tail while swimming. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #50 July 31, 2006 QuoteSwed. Celt is right. He may have been bit before and ever since has had a problem whenever he encounters a dog. The dog too may have experiences you do not know about that could trigger it. And dogs are not entirely predictable. Sometimes they just snap. They are less rational than the average human, and given the behavior of many humans, that's saying a lot. My mom was attacked and bitten quite badly, . . . by my sisters dog no less. Bad enough that they had to give her blood on the spot. Most people respond to their dog attacking someone with the same comments you hear on the news from the neighbor of a serial killer: We never . . . He never . . . I can't believe . . . And my favorite, He was so quiet and well behaved . . ." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites