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Does This Look Like the Face of a Killer to You?

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I always think that when people abbreviate "thanks" to "thx" - I mean, WTF?


Windcatcher's looks like an afterthought to avoid offending the Celt by only mentioning the Swede. :|

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Oh yeah, he's definitely a killer! :D:D

And, my little UPS/FedEx story was the delivery driver (UPS) for my house was the same as my work, so he'd just deliver my packages to me at work or tell me if he's going to leave it on the porch... That way I knew when I had to go home... FedEx is closer to me though, so I use them for my shipping needs... :P

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Ah, he is so sweet looking!!

(Maybe the delivery guy got bit before though... the worst bite I ever got from a dog was from an adorable little fluffy white pek/ poodle mix. I still have a tooth mark scar on my ankle from 3 yrs. ago.)



You just turned a sweet adoption story into a debbie downer. Man, get some wine in ya and cheer up. I think the dog bit you because you were kicking it:P
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So, I have a new foot-rest and Cruzer is afraid of it.:D

I have a ton of shmack to load onto my new computer. And since I need my computer for work, I'm scared to unplug, replug and load until this weekend.

So, my new computer is sitting here in its box next to my desk. It makes for an excellent foot-rest though.:)
But, I'm sad b/c Cruzer will only come say hello on the right side of me (the box is on my left). He hasn't even brought me his sock this morning. He loves to play with socks. After hundreds of dollars in new toys were shredded in minutes, the sock has proved to be an excellent toy. You can buy a whole bag for, like, $5.:)
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After hundreds of dollars in new toys were shredded in minutes, the sock has proved to be an excellent toy. You can buy a whole bag for, like, $5.Smile


My cats are like that with the cheap elastic hair thingies that my wife has. They even go to the bathroom and open the medicine cabinet to get them out.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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But, at least the experience gave me a reason to use my phrase of the day (and every other day, too) at least once: "Are you fucking kidding me?":S:D



Holy shit man!! That thing looks fucking dangerous!! Liability !! I hope that you don't let children near that beast.

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Zoe' (kitty) loves hair bands, rubber bands, receipts, crumpled paper & napkins, etc.:P

Sabre (kitty), just loves his rope.:)
Cruzer (doggie) has gone through so many supposedly "indestructable" toys including two Kongs. We seriously considered collecting all the pieces, sticking them in an envelope and mailing it to the manufacturer with a little note that reads "This took 5 minutes".:D

Luckly (knock on wood) he's a smart pup and seems to know which toys are his and which ones are mommy's. We haven't had anything in the house chewed except the corners of the bed. I keep my closet gated off, though, when I'm not in it.;)
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Luckly (knock on wood) he's a smart pup and seems to know which toys are his and which ones are mommy's.



You leave those toys just laying about? Careful or someday your loving dog will bring you a toy to play with while you have polite company over for dinner.


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He is a very adorable puppy.

But on a side note.. this past Christmas I was bitten by the most adorable dog that I was carefully petting and giving a treat to!! And it wasn't a quick bite.. he latched onto my arm and held on shaking his head while I raised my arm.. my boyfriend had to pull him off of me. That made me think twice about trusting all dogs, and I am a dog LOVER!

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Yey!



Ok, I have to say, I'm a little disappointed, PLFXpert. These posts are not up to your usual standards of spelling. Are you drunk most of the time these days?
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Your pets are adorable, and anyone afraid of that sweet puppy is crazy!

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I've been busy...

and though I'm pretty good and putting things together and getting them to work---I don't much enjoy it---So yes, a few pomegranate cocktails make me a lot happier when I have to do things I don't like to.:P

But, my new computer is amazing! Neener. Neener. Neeeeeeenr!:P
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Supposedly aggressive/ferocious animals are always very sweet with me.

I'm most definitely not naive, but I've also never been attacked/bitten by any animal.

I used to volunteer at a veterinary clinic when I was in my early teens. They routinely gave me the dogs that were NOT happy to be there.:D

The mailman being afraid of my dog was meant to be funny/lighthearted and not taken seriously. Obviously I understand why anyone would take precautions around unfamiliar animals.

I didn't realize how sensitive a subject it was for some people. [:/]
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Swed. Celt is right. He may have been bit before and ever since has had a problem whenever he encounters a dog.



The dog too may have experiences you do not know about that could trigger it.

And dogs are not entirely predictable. Sometimes they just snap. They are less rational than the average human, and given the behavior of many humans, that's saying a lot.

My mom was attacked and bitten quite badly, . . . by my sisters dog no less. Bad enough that they had to give her blood on the spot.

Most people respond to their dog attacking someone with the same comments you hear on the news from the neighbor of a serial killer:

We never . . .
He never . . .
I can't believe . . .

And my favorite,

He was so quiet and well behaved . . .
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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