skygirlpc 0 #26 July 28, 2006 Another good car joke is confetti in the air vents. we used that dots from a hole punch and then you just fill up the air vents, turn the fan on high and point the vents right at the driver seat. "Life is either a great adventure or nothing." - Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plutoniumsalmon 0 #27 July 28, 2006 during lunch or when you have some time use ether to put him to sleep then replace one of his vital organs with a "Got you Fucker" note, That should scare the little shit senceless. as an aded bosus sell said organ for skydiving gear vsPointy birds Oh pointy pointy Anoint my head Anointy nointy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #28 July 28, 2006 I'm the queen of practical jokes at my office. We once put a CPR dummy on the top of a co-worker's car and then wrapped the entire thing in plastic wrap. Another time, one of our friends got a promotion, so we moved her entire desk into the bathroom and printed a sign with her name for the door. Or there's the old freeze the car keys or name badge in water.....or jello...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #29 July 28, 2006 Wow, even fully clothed she still "hovers." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #30 July 28, 2006 You can never be too safe!! Turns out she was about 8 weeks pregnant at the time and this prank actually made her burst into tears.....she tried to be a good sport afterwards, tho. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly 0 #31 July 30, 2006 Get a pack of twizzlers and some abesol. open the pack of twizzlers. Pull one out. Put some ambesol on the twizzlers, squeeze it down near the bottom of the wrapper. Rub together. Let dry (10ish minutes) Walk up to the kid as you appear to pull a piece of twizzler out. Offer him a piece. He eats it, starts drooling on himself. Harmless fun. Edit to add: Unplug his phone. Tape the phone cord to the bottom of the phone. When it doesn't work he will pick up the whole phone, seeing (thus, thinking) that the cord is plugged in he won't be able to figure out whats wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnsisland 0 #32 July 30, 2006 QuoteUhh, one other idea....lol. wire his brake lights to two small model rocket motors which will ignite two cherry bombs inside his taillights...When he steps on the brakes, his taillights will explode, lol. TripleF While the rocket motors are a nice touch, the nichrome wire will ignite fuse rather nicely. Fireworks, cherry bombs, anything with a fuse. And 120v will power the nichrome as well. All usual disclaimers apply, anything mentioned above can cause serious trouble, blah, blah, blah. JArch? I can arch just fine with my back to the ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWATcop 0 #33 July 30, 2006 Well, these are some of the things that have gone on in the Narcotics office. It really sucks when your car is entirely filled from the floor boards to the headliner with shreaded paper. Its also a big surprise when your whole cubicle (desk, file cabinets computer ect) is missing and has been relocated to the chief's office. There was a picture of its new location (in the Chief's Office) posted in its old location on the wall. Kevin Muff Brother #4041 Team Dirty Sanchez #467 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWATcop 0 #34 July 30, 2006 Oh, and along the lines of Caddy Shack. A Baby Ruth Bar floating inside the water cooler jug was done recently but some people didn't find it funny.Kevin Muff Brother #4041 Team Dirty Sanchez #467 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #35 July 30, 2006 I am telling ya that fake shitstains on the desk chair made with a reeses PB cup are the best! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #36 July 30, 2006 Hide any of his stuff you can get your hands on or just one thing that is really dear to him in a secret location(s), maybe a wilderness area, a seedy part of town, or various places in the office, leave a cryptic treasure map with clues that he has to ask his bosses in the office for to piece together & make the questions he has to ask people embarrassing....watch the frustration develop.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWATcop 0 #37 July 30, 2006 That's a good one. We once took a guys SWAT boots and gave them to another guys wife (Flight attendant) who took pics of the boots all over the world and we e-mailed him ransom notes with pics of the boots attached (at the Eiffel Tower ect).Kevin Muff Brother #4041 Team Dirty Sanchez #467 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #38 July 30, 2006 Quotewho took pics of the boots all over the world and we e-mailed him ransom notes with pics of the boots attached (at the Eiffel Tower ect). damn thats funny, and a little smellyBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Richards 0 #39 July 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf you can get inside the handpiece of his phone, put tape over the microphone and close it back up. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBroJosh 0 #40 July 31, 2006 It won't be immediate, but the $2.50 tailpipe whistle is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Just follow him for a few minutes after it is installed and you won't be able to breathe... Good Times. I like PhreeZones suggestion for immediate satisfaction.Josh K. "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something" Mitch Hedberg '68 - '05 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #41 July 31, 2006 Uhh, I missed Phreezone ssuggestion. Did he delete it? Geez, I always miss out on the good stuff.... TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tbrown 26 #42 July 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteone of the partner's kid work as a runner for this firm It is therefore patently obvious that this kid has a car. There are plenty of things you can do for fun... Shrink wrapping the car is a sure thing. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Richards 0 #39 July 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf you can get inside the handpiece of his phone, put tape over the microphone and close it back up. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBroJosh 0 #40 July 31, 2006 It won't be immediate, but the $2.50 tailpipe whistle is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Just follow him for a few minutes after it is installed and you won't be able to breathe... Good Times. I like PhreeZones suggestion for immediate satisfaction.Josh K. "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something" Mitch Hedberg '68 - '05 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #41 July 31, 2006 Uhh, I missed Phreezone ssuggestion. Did he delete it? Geez, I always miss out on the good stuff.... TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tbrown 26 #42 July 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteone of the partner's kid work as a runner for this firm It is therefore patently obvious that this kid has a car. There are plenty of things you can do for fun... Shrink wrapping the car is a sure thing. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
PsychoBroJosh 0 #40 July 31, 2006 It won't be immediate, but the $2.50 tailpipe whistle is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Just follow him for a few minutes after it is installed and you won't be able to breathe... Good Times. I like PhreeZones suggestion for immediate satisfaction.Josh K. "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2000 of something" Mitch Hedberg '68 - '05 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #41 July 31, 2006 Uhh, I missed Phreezone ssuggestion. Did he delete it? Geez, I always miss out on the good stuff.... TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #42 July 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteone of the partner's kid work as a runner for this firm It is therefore patently obvious that this kid has a car. There are plenty of things you can do for fun... Shrink wrapping the car is a sure thing. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
