genoyamamoto 0 #1 July 26, 2006 Hypothetical question ... errrr... What number would be small enough that you would laugh out loud? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 July 26, 2006 Asian penis makes me laugh. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 July 26, 2006 Metric? Aww, you gonna make me do MATH?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #4 July 26, 2006 So I hear! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #5 July 26, 2006 QuoteMetric? Aww, you gonna make me do MATH? It's out of respect for all of our fellow non-american skydivers. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #6 July 26, 2006 Are they side ways to??? I mean I heard, and they say. You know the chick thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PostWhorse 0 #7 July 26, 2006 As long as he's hung like a whorse, it's all good with me. Post Whorse was here. The semi-official dropzone.com mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 July 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteMetric? Aww, you gonna make me do MATH? It's out of respect for all of our fellow non-american skydivers. So what does 10 inches equal?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #9 July 26, 2006 Damn Geno.... half of the choices are small!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 July 26, 2006 for those that are metric impaired . . . 2cm = roughly 3/4 inch 5cm = 2 inches (1 15/16") 10cm =4 inches (3 15/16") 15cm = 5 7/8 inches 25cm = 9 13/16 inches Other = Use your imagination. and I'd have to go with 10 CM -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #11 July 26, 2006 http://www.sciencemadesimple.net/length.php metrically im about 17.78 cm and quite proud of that since im half asian and all. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #12 July 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteMetric? Aww, you gonna make me do MATH? It's out of respect for all of our fellow non-american skydivers. So what does 10 inches equal? 25.4cm. Looks like a very demanding crowd here! Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 July 26, 2006 Quote25.4cm. Looks like a very demanding crowd here! Well, didn't we talk about high standards in the other thread? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #14 July 26, 2006 I have my Homer Simpson "Oh Cruel Fate, Why do You Mock Me?!?" boxers for just such an occasion... and yes I am serious... I'm wearing them now in fact... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 July 26, 2006 10cm is close, but I put 5, because that's just a no-brainer (or maybe a no-peniser). But I really just came in here to stalk you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #16 July 26, 2006 length x width x height = volume does this count for anything?Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 July 26, 2006 Good point. As long as it displaces 20 oz. or more of water, it's good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 July 26, 2006 Quotelength x width x height = volume does this count for anything? You'd have as much luck trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #19 July 26, 2006 QuoteGood point. As long as it displaces 20 oz. or more of water, it's good. I just suffered the mental image of dozens of DZ.com guys dropping their pants and going into the kitchen for a measuring cup. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #20 July 26, 2006 QuoteGood point. As long as it displaces 20 oz. or more of water, it's good. So I take it you like bottled soda over canned soda? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 July 26, 2006 Well, bottles are easier to hold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #22 July 26, 2006 some of the big bottles even have handles on them, that should be really handy!!bBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 July 26, 2006 QuoteAs long as he's hung like a whorse, it's all good with me. So you're looking for something like this? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 July 26, 2006 QuoteGood point. As long as it displaces 20 oz. or more of water, it's good. CHECK!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #25 July 26, 2006 If it is possible for fellatio to be performed without any back and forth movement of the head at all, the penis is laughably small. If the first thought when seen is "pacifier" that would be what the FBI would call a clue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
