practice before piercing

[MarkFoster 0]

It is apparent that some type of body art or attachment is a prerequisite to be a real skydiver and, having none, I feel somewhat inadequate.
Tattoos and professional piercing seem like a time-consuming process and I’d like to try ways to be totally different. I thought maybe I could try a couple of do-it-yourself things just to see my comfort level before going to the pros.

So… I acquired an industrial stapler (way cool, I can shoot insects from across the room… ‘course the wasps got a little pissed… different story).

I have a few thoughts about what parts I could attach together or what things I could attach to parts, but other suggestions are appreciated.

For example:

Staple my tongue to my left nostril. Now I understand this may have some sexual appeal but I’m concerned about the hot-coffee-in-the-lap thing.

Staple my forehead to my right knee. This would be unique for sure. But I’m still trying to figure out the logistics of driving. I’m also wondering about the effect this would have on my fall rate as well as even more difficulties with docking.

Staple some type of shiny dangly things to my eyeballs. This approach, although probably esthetically the most pleasing, may create problems regarding goggle fit, although I suppose I won’t know for certain until I try.

Staple Christmas lights to my groin area. This has a certain festive attraction, but I don’t want to come across as a religious fanatic, nor do I want to offend Buddhists. Also, I worry about electrical issues in the shower and it may be a little too sexually powerfull if used in conjunction with the tongue thing.

All of the above or various combinations.

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...if ignorance is bliss, I'm in Nirvana... you don't know what you don't know 'til you don't know it.

GravityGone

[sistaluv 0]

LMAO Let us know how everything turns out...ok Thanx

Blue Skies and Terminal Memories 4 Life

[NWFlyer 2]

Is this a poll? Cuz I vote for the last one.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Andy_Copland 0]

I think you should go up to jump alititude with your stapler, reach out to the unsuspecting jumper and staple him/her to your chest shouting tandem and leap

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[ChrisL 2]

You could cut pictures of tattoo's out of skin art mags and staple them onto all the places you might want one.

That would give you a good idea of what the real thing will look like. It would bea great trial run
Then of course you could staple your dick to your nose just to be unique
and change your nickname from "MarkFoster" to "Dicknose"

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My mighty steed

[Andy_Copland 0]

Or cheese sniffer

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[MarkFoster 0]

... Tandem Master Dicknose or Cheesesniffer... it'd be a difficult choice.

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...if ignorance is bliss, I'm in Nirvana... you don't know what you don't know 'til you don't know it.

GravityGone

[rocketdog 0]

instead of what COULD you pierce, i've always wondered what CAN'T you pierce/staple? hmmm.....

~hollywood

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[kelel01 1]

Krisanne's post in Mark Foster's condolences thread piqued my interest. I thought this was hysterical!!!

Blue skies, Mark!

[jtval 0]

pretty damned funny

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