redwings 0 #1 July 26, 2006 Puppy stealer caught on tape! Man Steals Puppy By Putting It In His Pants http://www.kxan.com/Global/story.asp?S=5189147&nav=0s3d This, my dear skydivers, is what I do at work every night. And listening to the police scanner, too, but this is more fun.Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGraham 0 #2 July 26, 2006 QuoteThis, my dear skydivers, is what I do at work every night. It's your job to stick puppies down your pants? Shame on this guy for trying to put you out of business. On an unrelated note, where do I apply? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #3 July 26, 2006 He got away with it. It was a goofy way to acquire a puppy but I'd say he won. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #4 July 26, 2006 but its ok to put dogs down your pants if ITS YOUR DOG!!! please someone tell me they got my reference MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,563 #5 July 26, 2006 Quote but its ok to put dogs down your pants if ITS YOUR DOG!!! Baaahahahaha!! Got itDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #6 July 26, 2006 Ahahahaha, no. I meant looking online for stories of stupid criminals. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #7 July 26, 2006 QuoteHe got away with it. It was a goofy way to acquire a puppy but I'd say he won. So, you admire a thief who gets away with stealing ? Are you a thief yourself, and look up to other successful crooks ? What have you "won", lately ? I hope your friends at the DZ check your pants for altimeters, ProTracs, etc. when you leave. Just curious. Kevin_____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 July 26, 2006 Jeez. Judge much? I think the point was that he wasn't a "stupid criminal" - stupid criminals get caught because they were stupid. This guy didn't get caught which makes him a successful thief, not a stupid one. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #9 July 26, 2006 Of course I don't admire that sleaze & I am NO thief although you are very quick to assume. I do think he won in the battle of intelligence with the employees that failed to notice a guy leaving the shop with a puppy in his pants, don't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites