kelel01 1 #1 July 24, 2006 He's Brazilian, and his name is something like Adriano. He has ~130 jumps. I have his pants, and I need to return them to him. And before the pervs get out of line, I dumped a whole plate of Italian food on my lap and needed something to wear overnight while I did laundry in the DZ's washing machine. If anyone knows him, could you please PM me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 July 24, 2006 Quote I have his pants, and I need to return them to him. And before the pervs get out of line, I dumped a whole plate of Italian food on my lap and needed something to wear overnight while I did laundry in the DZ's washing machine. You didn't deny that anything pervy happened. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 July 24, 2006 NOTHING pervy happened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #4 July 24, 2006 Just to help you out Kelly... I believe you. J/k, I know he used to jump at Suffolk and he's on his way to San Diego. Might be stopping at more DZ's on the way. Like Dallas and Eloy. I can't believe you stole his pants! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 July 24, 2006 Mofo shouldn't have left at the crack of dawn! Ok, so that was some good additional information. This is kind of like this segment they do on the radio called "love lost and found". Guess this is "pants lost and found". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 July 24, 2006 QuoteMofo shouldn't have left at the crack of dawn! And you claim nothing happened. That's usually what guys do when something happens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 July 24, 2006 No, that's usually what I do when something happens. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 July 24, 2006 QuoteMofo shouldn't have left at the crack of dawn! Damn, he did the whole "chew off your own arm so you can get away quietly" thing. and you posted it ina public forum. maybe he was afraid to tell you about the genital wartsMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 July 24, 2006 Again, NOTHING happened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #10 July 24, 2006 WOW of all the things I expected from you this was not one of them I am blown away by your actions....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 July 24, 2006 I'm trying to make up for my evil misdeeds. BE NICE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 July 24, 2006 QuoteAgain, NOTHING happened. is that why you stole his pants? was he wanting "nothing" to happen despite your persistence? I've never met you but, I'd have to say I didnt think youd be that desperate.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #13 July 24, 2006 And I thought I was being nice, for a Demon!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 July 24, 2006 BUMP!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 July 24, 2006 Goober! You keep the pants so he has to come back for the Halloween boogie! GOSH! I never asked if he was a DZ.commer, but he sure did party hard that night. Oh, and Kel... did my shirt come clean? Lord knows my shorts are gonna need some good stain remover! Ass!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #16 July 24, 2006 I thought maybe she was running out of people to stalk in Georgia. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #17 July 24, 2006 QuoteAgain, NOTHING happened. Sounds like you did him... maybe 2 times Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #18 July 24, 2006 you should of just posted hey, i fucked this dudes brains out and the bastard left in the morning without his pants. That way, people would of been yeah right! Kelly never gets any. Reverse psychology Kelly. That's what you have to use when dealing with us idiots on herehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 July 25, 2006 LOL. I'll remember that for next time. And Hippie, yeah, your shirt's clean. But I have no idea what happened to your shorts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #20 July 25, 2006 BUMP . . . Now that more people are online. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejunky 0 #21 July 25, 2006 I know Adriano and have his number, I can call him if ya want and get him to call you back. John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #22 July 25, 2006 I live in VA, can I get in your pants?"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #23 July 25, 2006 QuoteI live in VA, can I get in your pants? Can you spill italian food on her? thats all it takes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 July 26, 2006 QuoteBUMP . . . Now that more people are online. Man, Kel. You must really want everyone to know that you slept with this guy.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
