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How do I find a woman who can deep throat me? Ive tried dating girls with big heads but it doesnt help they all say its to big. :)
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Dear Sunshine,

Why do I have a headache ?



Cause you keep banging your head against the wall. Stop that activity and your headache will go away soon.

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How do I find a woman who can deep throat me? Ive tried dating girls with big heads but it doesnt help they all say its to big.



Size of the woman's head has nothing to do with her deep throat ability. You just need to find someone who is skilled in relaxing the gag reflex.

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Dear Sunshine,

Why do I have a headache ?



Cause you keep banging your head against the wall. Stop that activity and your headache will go away soon.

Ok... I stopped but it still hurts... :P anything else you can suggest... :D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Dear Sunshine,

Why do I have a headache ?
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Cause you keep banging your head against the wall. Stop that activity and your headache will go away soon.
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Ok... I stopped but it still hurts... anything else you can suggest...



You must come over to my house for a temple rub. Can you bring some bagels and cream cheese too? :)

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meow

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You must come over to my house for a temple rub. Can you bring some bagels and cream cheese too? :)

tempting... and although I don't have Bagels... I do have some banana bread (and cream cheese...) :)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Dear Sunshine, Why do people make stupid assumptions about people they know nothing about and make them feel bad?



Usually when someone has a low self esteem, they will try to make someone else feel like crap in order to make themself feel superior. Just know that whoever did this to you is a loser and they suck. :)

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Dear Sunshine, Why do people make stupid assumptions about people they know nothing about and make them feel bad?



Usually when someone has a low self esteem, they will try to make someone else feel like crap in order to make themself feel superior. Just know that whoever did this to you is a loser and they suck. :)
That is an excellent answer sunshine... (I just thought you should know... :$;))

Scott
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