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Dear Sunshine,
I will kick the shit out of yours let me at him! How dare he!>:(
On another note...if you give a mouse a cookie will he ask for a glass of milk?



Yes he will,
And then he'll do something else and I forget the rest - but he will.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Dear Sunshine,
I will kick the shit out of yours let me at him! How dare he!



It's so confusing to absolutely hate someone, but yet still care a little too. [:/]


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On another note...if you give a mouse a cookie will he ask for a glass of milk?



If it's an orea or a chips ahoy, then yes since those cookies require dunking. Something like a sugar cookie doens't require dunking.

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Dear Sunshine,
I will kick the shit out of yours let me at him! How dare he!>:(
On another note...if you give a mouse a cookie will he ask for a glass of milk?

I'll hold him down and kick him with my good leg too.

My cat dipped his paws into my toilet bowl and they're blue now, he now has greenish blue front paws. What should I do?

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My cat dipped his paws into my toilet bowl and they're blue now, he now has greenish blue front paws. What should I do?



Aww, how cute!! You should take pics and post them. :)

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My cat dipped his paws into my toilet bowl and they're blue now, he now has greenish blue front paws. What should I do?

I hate to say it but this might be a better question for Soulshine in lieu of Sunshine... :D

Oh and Dear Sunshine,

I know you blessed my answer to sharicm... but is there any additional input you might have for her to deal with the jerk of a car salesman?
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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I hate to say it but this might be a better question for Soulshine in lieu of Sunshine...



Umm....insulting me in my own thread is not a good idea dear boy. As an avid cat lover, i'm more than qualified to answer the question.

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I hate to say it but this might be a better question for Soulshine in lieu of Sunshine...



Umm....insulting me in my own thread is not a good idea dear boy. As an avid cat lover, i'm more than qualified to answer the question.

no insult intended... :| but I know she has experience with multicolored pets... never mind... :| I'll just go... [:/]
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Was my salesman really joking when he called me and asked me to apologize to him for telling him to fuck off in an e-mail? I mean, really? Was he fucking serious or did he just want to hear me say it? If I give in, will I have great make-up sex with him and live happily ever after?



Been avoiding this question due to the topic of "make-up sex" since it got me in some serious trouble a few months ago. What i would do is just ignore him. Don't answer his calls or respond to his emails. Make up sex can rock your world, but i doubt anyone ever lives happily ever after. Go find yourself a nice guy who deserves the awesome sex you can give him. :)

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Dear Sunshine,

What would it take to refill your tank so the sun never burns out?

Admiring minds want to know.



Someone needs to kick the shit out of my ex for breaking my heart...[:/]



I had better leave the shit kicking to someone else, perhaps Chuck Norris might be of assistance for this task.

However, I would love to have a chat with the heart breaker regarding the need for long term mental therapy, proabaly involving multiple prescriptions. Perhaps ECT might even speed up the aforementined foolish person's mental recovery, especially if the ECT was administerd by the person who's heart was broken.

Or would the ECT administered by the person with a broken heart cause irrepairable damage. Oh, who cares about the irrepairable damage, with sufficent ECT, the heart breaker wouldn't be able to break any more hearts.

Sigh, so many platitudes running through my mind, but they aren't worth much. Instead, I offer <<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>

J
Arch? I can arch just fine with my back to the ground.

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Dear SunnyOne,
I have a serious case of jet lag. I have been awake since 2:30 AM and can't sleep. What do you reccommend?


Move to a place where you should currently be awake. China comes to mind!:|

(been fighting my JL for a week now...:S)

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Dear Sunshine,

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It's so confusing to absolutely hate someone, but yet still care a little too



I know this isn't technically a question, but I have an answer anyway. Hate is not the opposite of love,
indifference is.

You hate him because you still love him. It takes awhile to get over that.[:/]

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Dear Sunshine,

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It's so confusing to absolutely hate someone, but yet still care a little too



I know this isn't technically a question, but I have an answer anyway. Hate is not the opposite of love,
indifference is.

You hate him because you still love him. It takes awhile to get over that.[:/]



Heard recently at the dropzone:
"It's not healthy to hate - unless you can kill the person you hate"

:o:D

Dear Sunshine,
Could you use a big hug?
Scars remind us that the past is real

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My instructors have observed that I flail way to much as a student. My instructors said my next jump will be from 18k. They are sure I will be able to figure out how to arch properly, or they will let me jump from 24k next time. They also mentioned O2, but then said I don't need it, since I don't smoke.

I am concerned that I will be cold at 18k. Your comment on how cookies solve everything leaves me confused. Should I wear my down vest, down coat, polar fleece and my heavy gloves, or just eat a few cookies?

Sincerly,
Confused
Arch? I can arch just fine with my back to the ground.

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Am I forgiven for making a fool out of myself in your thread last night? I don't think I can go through life knowing that I've upset you...



It's all good. :)

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I am concerned that I will be cold at 18k. Your comment on how cookies solve everything leaves me confused. Should I wear my down vest, down coat, polar fleece and my heavy gloves, or just eat a few cookies?



Just eat the cookies, and share some with me too.

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Dear Sunshine,

Late last night, at your prompting, I exposed myself to the neighborhood, bucket of ice cream in hand. I'm confused and a little bit worried because you never showed. Should I continue to get nekkid in front of the windows every night? Was it the wrong flavor of ice cream? Let me know.



:P:P:P

Matt

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Cookies make everything better.

Hon, I just gave away my last 4 boxes of GS Thin Mints...However, I still have 7 boxes of GS Cafe' Cookies left. Would that make things better or would you share them with your ex and not go on our carriage ride?

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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Dear Sunshine,

Late last night, at your prompting, I exposed myself to the neighborhood, bucket of ice cream in hand. I'm confused and a little bit worried because you never showed. Should I continue to get nekkid in front of the windows every night? Was it the wrong flavor of ice cream? Let me know.



Next time have cookies n cream. It's my fave.

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