sunshine 2 #51 July 14, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine - We can only afford to pay the dentist for one extraction. Should we have him pull the green, fuzzy tooth? Or the black one that's cracked and bleeding? Have Chuck Norris give you a round house kick in the mouth to knock all the teeth out. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #52 July 14, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, why is it the harder I work the more work they expect me to do? Because you're superman. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #53 July 14, 2006 QuotePeople assume I look like a dirty hippie rather than smell like a dirty hippie, when they meet me they are confused and stare at my ass. What should I do? Shut up and take your pants off. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #54 July 14, 2006 QuoteDear sunshine, I have a mad crush on rodeochic. How do I tell her? plus I have water in my right ear. What's the best way to remove it or dry it up? Rodeochic checks in every now and then, you'll just have to wait for her next appearance. Cut your ear off and let the water drain out. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #55 July 14, 2006 QuoteDaer Sunshine, My mommy is in the hospital all sick n stuff. Is she going to be ok ? And if not, am I ? Leave your momma to the doctors, i have no idea. Sorry sweetie. Not sure that you'll ever be considered "OK" but thats a good ting. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #56 July 14, 2006 Your answers suck. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #57 July 14, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, Why are we so fucking hot? Love, Cakes Cause we rock. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #58 July 14, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, Why is it that every time my puppy looses a horrendous stinky fart and I cringe - she wags her tail???? Cause she's a girl and when girls do that kinda thing, it's funny. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #59 July 14, 2006 Dear Sunshine, Lol....wanna go for that ride now? I'm over my little eye surgery thing and can see again. Uhh, is that a bad thing? I mean, after all, am I supposed to see what is gonna' happen to me or should it be a suprise? TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #60 July 14, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I passed my exam!!!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #61 July 14, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, I passed my exam!!! congrats on being AIDS free Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #62 July 14, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, Lol....wanna go for that ride now? I'm over my little eye surgery thing and can see again. Uhh, is that a bad thing? I mean, after all, am I supposed to see what is gonna' happen to me or should it be a suprise? Lemme check into airfare to ATL baby. I promise to be gentle the first time. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #63 July 14, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I'm glad your avatar looks happy again. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #64 July 14, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I hate liars! They are like...like, lying liars!! Lying and taking my money. How do I get back at a stupid liar that has made me mad for 2 weeks straight?!? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #65 July 17, 2006 Dear Sunshine, Icon134 seems to be moving in on your traditional role of answering questions around here with his "Stump Scott" thread. I'm wondering how you feel about this? Do you see Scott as competitor or colleague? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #66 July 17, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, Icon134 seems to be moving in on your traditional role of answering questions around here with his "Stump Scott" thread. I'm wondering how you feel about this? Do you see Scott as competitor or colleague? Matt Can't say i've even opened that thread. I hardly open any threads unless the subject line sounds interesting. But hey, copying me is supposed to be a form of flattery right? So who cares about this scott guy, what are you making me for dinner? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #67 July 18, 2006 You should read it, then. Scott even referred a question to you. Sorry to disappoint on the dinner. I already ate at a friend's place before I saw your response. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #68 July 18, 2006 QuoteYou should read it, then. Scott even referred a question to you. Aww come on, can't someone post the shortcut to the actual post? I don't wanna read all that whole thread, it's long and i have no attention span. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #69 July 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou should read it, then. Scott even referred a question to you. Aww come on, can't someone post the shortcut to the actual post? I don't wanna read all that whole thread, it's long and i have no attention span.Sure thing.... I think I answered the question... but here you go... I'm always happy to help... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2335749;#2335749Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #70 July 18, 2006 Dear Sunshine, Since my hand is bandaged, will I ever have sex again?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #71 July 18, 2006 Dear Sunshine, Since Scott said you may be able to answer this better, here it is again... Was my salesman really joking when he called me and asked me to apologize to him for telling him to fuck off in an e-mail? I mean, really? Was he fucking serious or did he just want to hear me say it? If I give in, will I have great make-up sex with him and live happily ever after? Yours Truly, sharimcm "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnsisland 0 #72 July 18, 2006 Dear Sunshine, What would it take to refill your tank so the sun never burns out? Admiring minds want to know. JArch? I can arch just fine with my back to the ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #73 July 18, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, Since my hand is bandaged, will I ever have sex again? For $50 in the bad part of town you can have sex. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #74 July 18, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, What would it take to refill your tank so the sun never burns out? Admiring minds want to know. Someone needs to kick the shit out of my ex for breaking my heart... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #75 July 18, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I will kick the shit out of yours let me at him! How dare he! On another note...if you give a mouse a cookie will he ask for a glass of milk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
