freeflychris 0 #1 July 17, 2006 OK here is the deal i have been with my gf for about 6 months now.We live together and things are going good from her point of view but i want out.So my questions is how do i break up with her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #2 July 17, 2006 fuck her sister. it should take care of itself. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 July 17, 2006 If she doesnt have a sister her mom should do. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 July 17, 2006 QuoteIf she doesnt have a sister her mom should do. Better yet, her father, brother, or the family dog. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #5 July 17, 2006 Play a bunch of games until she figures it out. Definately don't be up front and honest with her about it. After all, that might hurt her feelings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #6 July 17, 2006 Tell her to start paying rent.. Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #7 July 17, 2006 Tell her you want to invite your ten best friends over to pull a little choo chew. It might work but then again who knows, she might just go for it and then you'll have to do it all the time. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 July 17, 2006 QuotePlay a bunch of games until she figures it out. Definately don't be up front and honest with her about it. After all, that might hurt her feelings. That is the best answer. Would you be interested in a part time job at Dear Sunshine? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 July 17, 2006 Multiple choice: A.) Listen to everything you read here. B.) Stop talking to her or making any contact with her whatsoever. She'll eventually get the hint and move out of her own accord. C.) Pretend for a moment you have the actual balls required to be in an adult relationship, sit her down, tell her the truth, and then move out immediately, but help her out with the rent for at least a month until she finds a roommate. Hint, it's this one. D.) Ask Dr. Phil edit: just in case, I'll give you a hint... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #10 July 17, 2006 A drunken crazy fit where you confess you wish she would 'get a CLUE!' and ' freak'n leave me alone!" can work but the psycho ones will hang on tighter.... edit:"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 July 17, 2006 Act like a nice guy. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #12 July 17, 2006 Print this thread out and hand it to her. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #13 July 17, 2006 hmmm this sounds familar. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #14 July 17, 2006 Try to put it in her ass unannounced every night. By night 3, she should be fed up with it. Or, she'll let you do it, and you get some good butt sex out of it. Should help clear your head so you can formulate a plan. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #15 July 17, 2006 "I used to love her, but I had to kill her..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #16 July 17, 2006 Wow! It's official! There is a lot of growing up to be done around dropzone.com. Mean people suck. I can't even believe people would get on this site to ask how to break up with someone! That is so sad. P.S. No, I'm not the girlfriend, but I feel sorry for her. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #17 July 17, 2006 Shut up! _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #18 July 17, 2006 QuoteShut up! That's It!! I'm breaking up with you!! And I want everyone to know here on Drama.com _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amy-P 0 #19 July 17, 2006 lol dude you guys are savage Just tell her ur gay now or like fat chicks or tell her u got this weird sex fantasy and want to try it out or just treat her like you feel she deserves and she will fuck off. or be straight up come on now be a man. What ever u do dont take the advice on anal cause If I was her id hire a real big male hooker to pop ur cherry and pay him good!!!!! Stay away from her ass!!! lol------------------------------------------------------- The Wolf howled from under the leaves while spiting fine feathers from his feast of fowl like him I devour myself*Jim Morrison* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #20 July 17, 2006 See FFChris, perfect example...that is how it's done. I am now rid of the psycho hose beast, and can live my life in peace. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 July 17, 2006 You know... there must be 50 ways to leave your lover. You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #22 July 17, 2006 QuoteWow! It's official! There is a lot of growing up to be done around dropzone.com. Honestly that can be said of people in general, not just specific to here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #23 July 17, 2006 Pick up another girl at the local bar, take er home and "introduce" her to the girlfriend. Go for the threesome! If it goes badly, you get one, if it goes well, you get two. / Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #24 July 17, 2006 QuoteOK here is the deal i have been with my gf for about 6 months now.We live together and things are going good from her point of view but i want out.So my questions is how do i break up with her. If things are going good from her point of view, then things are probably bad from the communication standpoint. Sounds like you're not communicating to her about whatever is bothering you, or she would know about the issues and wouldn't be thinking things are okay. When I'm in a relationship, I try (don't always succeed, but try) to keep this philosophy about communication: When I feel something is wrong in a relationship, it's MY problem, to be dealt with by ME. It remains MY problem until I share it with my partner. Then it becomes OUR problem to solve together. I do not have the right to expect the person I'm with to read my mind and figure out what is wrong. I have to tell them before I can expect any kind of action about the issue from them, and it's unreasonable for me to be angry about it until I've made them aware that there is a problem and given them an opportunity to help me solve it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #25 July 18, 2006 Tell her the truth (or at least part/most of it) in the nicest, most mature way possible. You might want to practice hehe I kid, I kid.... ...no, seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
