matt1215 0 #101 July 18, 2006 QuoteHow about an angry dirty donkey punch? I guess it would be a donkey, dirty dragon. in the order would make more sense That works. I guess it all depends on his orifice of choice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #102 July 19, 2006 QuoteOK here is the deal i have been with my gf for about 6 months now.We live together and things are going good from her point of view but i want out.So my questions is how do i break up with her. Not to fear--I've figure this one out for you, Chris. It's a simple five part plan. Part 1: Hire Nicholas Sparks to write a stirring "It's not you, it's me" speech. Part 2: Recruit James Earl Jones to read it to her. Part 3: Have John Williams compose something stirring to play in the background while Mr. Jones reads. Part 4: Persuade Colin Farrell to enter as soon as Mr. Jones is through with the speech and have consolatory sex with her. Part 5: Sleep easy in the knowledge that your now-ex-girlfriend is probably the happiest recently dumped person in history.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #103 July 19, 2006 how about, GET THE FUCK OUT! thats what my asshole did...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #104 July 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteWow! It's official! There is a lot of growing up to be done around dropzone.com. Honestly that can be said of people in general, not just specific to here. What? You don't like butt sex or something?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #105 July 19, 2006 You do this Possibly NSFW for language. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #106 July 19, 2006 QuoteYou do this Possibly NSFW for language. DAMN! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #107 July 19, 2006 QuoteYou do this Possibly NSFW for language.its a repost... but that's just great... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #108 July 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWow! It's official! There is a lot of growing up to be done around dropzone.com. Honestly that can be said of people in general, not just specific to here. What? You don't like butt sex or something? I second your very legitimate inquiry. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #109 July 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWow! It's official! There is a lot of growing up to be done around dropzone.com. Honestly that can be said of people in general, not just specific to here. What? You don't like butt sex or something? I second your very legitimate inquiry. Yeah Beth! I mean, if these two can enjoy some healthy prostate-stimulating butt sex, what could you have against it? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #110 July 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWow! It's official! There is a lot of growing up to be done around dropzone.com. Honestly that can be said of people in general, not just specific to here. What? You don't like butt sex or something? I second your very legitimate inquiry. Yeah Beth! I mean, if these two can enjoy some healthy prostate-stimulating butt sex, what could you have against it? I'll be happy to wear the strap on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthias 0 #111 July 19, 2006 QuoteOK here is the deal i have been with my gf for about 6 months now.We live together and things are going good from her point of view but i want out.So my questions is how do i break up with her. Cut Away - Look, grab Right, grab Left. pull R, pull L_________________________________________ trance/house mixes for download: www.djmattm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #112 July 19, 2006 How's this? Let's pray..... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #113 July 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWow! It's official! There is a lot of growing up to be done around dropzone.com. Honestly that can be said of people in general, not just specific to here. What? You don't like butt sex or something? I second your very legitimate inquiry. Yeah Beth! I mean, if these two can enjoy some healthy prostate-stimulating butt sex, what could you have against it? I'll be happy to wear the strap on You big flirt, you.......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKYOCEAN 0 #114 July 19, 2006 have you done it yet oh brave one?I should have been a kickass drummer and a world famous first base man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #115 July 19, 2006 Quotehave you done it yet oh brave one? are you asking if he wore a strap on or received it?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #116 July 19, 2006 QuoteYou big flirt, you.......Me... flirt... never Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #117 July 19, 2006 You could give her my number and tell her you have a great guy youd like her to meet!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #118 July 19, 2006 Tell her if she won't gargle your jizz, its over."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKYOCEAN 0 #119 July 20, 2006 QuoteQuotehave you done it yet oh brave one? are you asking if he wore a strap on or received it? HAHA..Youre the only one that got it!I should have been a kickass drummer and a world famous first base man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #120 July 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou big flirt, you.......Me... flirt... never What you mean every thing you said to me was... oh... my... Hell, now I need to get plane tickets to Cali... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #121 July 20, 2006 QuoteHAHA..Youre the only one that got it! Quite the contrary.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #122 July 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou big flirt, you.......Me... flirt... never What you mean every thing you said to me was... oh... my... Hell, now I need to get plane tickets to Cali... When should I be expecting you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #123 July 20, 2006 QuoteWhen should I be expecting you?erm... well... I was kind of... well... you see... How's next Saturday... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #124 July 20, 2006 You should just come to LP instead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #125 July 20, 2006 QuoteYou should just come to LP instead well but you see... there's this thing... and well... I could have sworn I heard that its not all that... something about the beer being warm, the skydives sucking, and what too many canucks... I would really love to go... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
