matt1215 0 #1 July 10, 2006 Just by the sheer physics of giving birth, passing an infant through an orifice normally reserved for a penis, I imagine things are disturbed for a while. If sex is even possible directly afterwards, I'd think it'd be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 July 10, 2006 Youd think wrong.... 6 week break , cause the area hurts like hell, then its like fucking a virgin I would tell you to try it sometimes but maybe your just to small to where its always a hallway Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #3 July 10, 2006 Well if you're the size of a hot dog, I think you're gonna' have problems with most women whether they've given birth or not. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 July 10, 2006 QuoteWell if you're the size of a hot dog, I think you're gonna' have problems with most women whether they've given birth or not. Shit, I'm really fucked--I'm the size of a vienna sausage! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 July 10, 2006 Better then cocktail weenies.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #6 July 10, 2006 <<>> One of the reasons I'm happy to be a guy. 6 weeks does sound like a long time tho. <<>> <<>>> Actually, it's like a baby's arm holding an apple Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 July 10, 2006 Quote6 weeks does sound like a long time tho nah your so busy with the new baby youd not noticeSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #8 July 10, 2006 Quote 6 weeks does sound like a long time tho. And it doesn't stop for, oh, about 18 years I hear.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #9 July 10, 2006 After birth just utilize the mouth, ass and boobies and test the virgin anology with a piece of polish sausage and a rubber every month. It's done when the thing is tight around the piece of polish sausage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #10 July 10, 2006 QuoteQuote6 weeks does sound like a long time tho nah your so busy with the new baby youd not notice That's cool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #11 July 10, 2006 QuoteSo the excitement of having a kid should offset the frustration of no pookie? no the insomnia and irritability from getting up every hour makes you to annoyed to want anythingSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #12 July 11, 2006 QuoteYoud think wrong.... 6 week break , cause the area hurts like hell, then its like fucking a virgin I would tell you to try it sometimes but maybe your just to small to where its always a hallway For purposes of this discussion, there are basically two types of women...those who've had natural childbirth and those who haven't (caesarians being in the latter group). I'd imagine I've had more sex with both types than you. In my experience, some women bounce all the way back, most get back to something reasonably tight and inviting, and some remain, uh, cavernous. Of course, childbirth ain't the only factor, and a guy is no more likely to be brutally honest with a woman about her size than she is to be brutally honest with him about his size. A month or two ago a friend of mine and I were talking about the worst things one can say to a woman. He won when he metioned finding his way into some gal and remarking, "So...I can tell you've had a couple kids, huh?". Apparently that was the end of his relations with that particular woman. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matt1215 0 #13 July 11, 2006 LOL!! Hope your friend at least busted his nut before making his exit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #14 July 11, 2006 Quotethose who've had natural childbirth and those who haven't Theres nothing natural about childbirth.... but for arguement sake I had natural.... Not that I didnt beg to be cut open and even offered no pain meds just cut and pull QuoteI'd imagine I've had more sex with both types than you. Got me there Quotesome women bounce all the way back Id be in that group Quoteand a guy is no more likely to be brutally honest with a woman about her size than she is to be brutally honest with him about his size. Are you saying men dont believe us when we proclaim there the biggest ? Quote"So...I can tell you've had a couple kids, huh?". Apparently that was the end of his relations with that particular woman ummmmm yea I see why lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #15 July 11, 2006 QuoteAfter birth just utilize the mouth, ass and boobies and test the virgin anology with a piece of polish sausage and a rubber every month. It's done when the thing is tight around the piece of polish sausage. Do you reuse the same sausage or just leave them in there adding a new sausage each month? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #16 July 11, 2006 Grill the sausage immediately afterwords. Then eat it. It's not like your mouth hasn't been there before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #17 July 11, 2006 It's threads like this that make me realize there really needs to be a "Man's Forum". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #18 July 11, 2006 Man, after the six week waiting period from my first child, it just sucked! It was waaayyy to tight and very painful. I wondered if I had been sewn up too tight or something. It took a few weeks to get back to normal - well something that resembled it anyway. We didn't have any problem after our second one.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #19 July 11, 2006 No ill effects although listen to the doctor and wait for that four week period. She's not going to want to have sex if there is a torn perineum (sp?) involved or even an epesiotomy (sp?)Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 July 11, 2006 I was back in it after a week. Didn't notice any difference. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cornholio 0 #21 July 11, 2006 I've heard stories about the husbands slipping the Dr. a little bit extra in the palm to sew a "little tighter" I have no complaints about the woman I am with now, but a little tighter isn't a bad thing. I might just consider this. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #22 July 11, 2006 Also kown at the: Courtesy Stitch !! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #23 July 11, 2006 one word: kegals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 221 #24 July 11, 2006 Quoteone word: kegals Show me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #25 July 11, 2006 Quoteone word: kegals I love you....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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lisamariewillbe 1 #11 July 10, 2006 QuoteSo the excitement of having a kid should offset the frustration of no pookie? no the insomnia and irritability from getting up every hour makes you to annoyed to want anythingSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 July 11, 2006 QuoteYoud think wrong.... 6 week break , cause the area hurts like hell, then its like fucking a virgin I would tell you to try it sometimes but maybe your just to small to where its always a hallway For purposes of this discussion, there are basically two types of women...those who've had natural childbirth and those who haven't (caesarians being in the latter group). I'd imagine I've had more sex with both types than you. In my experience, some women bounce all the way back, most get back to something reasonably tight and inviting, and some remain, uh, cavernous. Of course, childbirth ain't the only factor, and a guy is no more likely to be brutally honest with a woman about her size than she is to be brutally honest with him about his size. A month or two ago a friend of mine and I were talking about the worst things one can say to a woman. He won when he metioned finding his way into some gal and remarking, "So...I can tell you've had a couple kids, huh?". Apparently that was the end of his relations with that particular woman. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #13 July 11, 2006 LOL!! Hope your friend at least busted his nut before making his exit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 July 11, 2006 Quotethose who've had natural childbirth and those who haven't Theres nothing natural about childbirth.... but for arguement sake I had natural.... Not that I didnt beg to be cut open and even offered no pain meds just cut and pull QuoteI'd imagine I've had more sex with both types than you. Got me there Quotesome women bounce all the way back Id be in that group Quoteand a guy is no more likely to be brutally honest with a woman about her size than she is to be brutally honest with him about his size. Are you saying men dont believe us when we proclaim there the biggest ? Quote"So...I can tell you've had a couple kids, huh?". Apparently that was the end of his relations with that particular woman ummmmm yea I see why lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 July 11, 2006 QuoteAfter birth just utilize the mouth, ass and boobies and test the virgin anology with a piece of polish sausage and a rubber every month. It's done when the thing is tight around the piece of polish sausage. Do you reuse the same sausage or just leave them in there adding a new sausage each month? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #16 July 11, 2006 Grill the sausage immediately afterwords. Then eat it. It's not like your mouth hasn't been there before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 July 11, 2006 It's threads like this that make me realize there really needs to be a "Man's Forum". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #18 July 11, 2006 Man, after the six week waiting period from my first child, it just sucked! It was waaayyy to tight and very painful. I wondered if I had been sewn up too tight or something. It took a few weeks to get back to normal - well something that resembled it anyway. We didn't have any problem after our second one.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 July 11, 2006 No ill effects although listen to the doctor and wait for that four week period. She's not going to want to have sex if there is a torn perineum (sp?) involved or even an epesiotomy (sp?)Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 July 11, 2006 I was back in it after a week. Didn't notice any difference. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #21 July 11, 2006 I've heard stories about the husbands slipping the Dr. a little bit extra in the palm to sew a "little tighter" I have no complaints about the woman I am with now, but a little tighter isn't a bad thing. I might just consider this. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #22 July 11, 2006 Also kown at the: Courtesy Stitch !! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #24 July 11, 2006 Quoteone word: kegals Show me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #25 July 11, 2006 Quoteone word: kegals I love you....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
