sartre 0 #26 July 11, 2006 Thank god somebody does!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #27 July 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteone word: kegals I love you.... Give me those pictures back then!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #28 July 11, 2006 come closer Ill let you feel the love...........Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #29 July 11, 2006 ***I've heard stories about the husbands slipping the Dr. a little bit extra in the palm to sew a "little tighter" __________________________________________________ UUGGHH! You guys are making me cringe. It might be a blast for y'all, but it aint so fun for US! Plus, it added a few extra weeks onto the six week break, and I was ready to get back in the saddle too. Man I'm not having ANY MORE babiesMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #30 July 11, 2006 Never!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #31 July 11, 2006 ***one word: kegals __________________________________________________ I did those as much as I could while pregnant. I'm sure it made my bladder strong, but it sure didn't help with anything else.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #32 July 11, 2006 Well, you have to keep doing them after you give birth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #33 July 11, 2006 ***Well, you have to keep doing them after you give birth. __________________________________________________ Kinda hard to do when you're full of stitches down thereMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #34 July 11, 2006 No pain No gain cupcake!!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #35 July 11, 2006 ***No pain No gain cupcake!!!! __________________________________________________ In that case.....my cup runneth over 2 months of backpain 22 hrs. of labor, epidural (sp) didn't work several stitches breastfed for several months painful sex They were definately worth every bit of itBTW - every time I post to this thread, I swear I'm in the Women's forumMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #36 July 11, 2006 Yeah it should be moved....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #37 July 11, 2006 QuoteI'd think it'd be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway. Speaking from experience, you are incorrect. Additionally, that lame gag isnt even remotely original. My old boss laid that same line on me 14 years ago when my wife was pregnant.__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #38 July 11, 2006 why is everyone so grouchy lately? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #39 July 11, 2006 IM not Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #40 July 11, 2006 ***why is everyone so grouchy lately? __________________________________________________ Maybe they are on a low sex cycleMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #41 July 11, 2006 QuoteI imagine things are disturbed for a while. Almost two years and counting, and no end in sight. Once the physical returns, it by no means is an indication that a female will be ready emotionally mentally, etc. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #43 July 11, 2006 QuoteMaybe they are on a low sex cycle Is that the low rider version of this? Clicky I would think this would put some people in a good mood. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #44 July 11, 2006 Yes...I know what you are talking about. It's wierd, once the little one comes, the dynamics completely change and we focus so much on them. Of course that's normal for a time because they do need so much at first. Sometimes, though, it's hard to get back in the swing of things. It's hard to go from Mommy to sex slave at a moments notice...but it would be cool to go from a french made to a....okay, okay...I'll stop alreadyMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #45 July 11, 2006 QuoteIt's hard to go from Mommy to sex slave at a moments notice...but it would be cool to go from a french made to a....okay, okay...I'll stop already Maybe the key is to incorporate the sex clothes into your normal tasks... "Mommy looks so pretty when she's cleaning and always has such a big smile too." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #46 July 11, 2006 4 kids later, everything just fine. That's all I'm gonna say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #47 July 20, 2006 Just in case skydivermom missed it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #48 July 20, 2006 Oh...no I didn't miss it. I was just traumatized at the idea of my 8-year old telling his Bible Class teacher that Mom cleans house in a french maid outfit, and that daddy's so happy when she does that...and then years later when he figures it out, what that would do to himMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #49 July 20, 2006 Let me suggest a few things that your should NOT do in the delivery room.. 1) Do NOT bring a Catchers Mitt in the delivery Room with you. She will not find that anywhere near as amusing as you do. 2) If your child happens to be born DURING the superbowl as mine was.. Do not Ask Mom if she could atleast hold it in untill after Halftime. 3) When Babies are first born.. They have a slight Blueish tint for the first few minutes. Do NOT take you beautiful new daughter straight from the Nurse (After she wipes her off), Hold her gently in your arms... And Look at the Mother and say "Is there something you want to tell me about a Smurf!!". She really has no since of humor at this point. 4) Do NOT ask the Doc for the Courtesy Stitch while your Soon to be ex is still laying there gasping for breath. Yes.. I did all these things.. and for some reason we are not together anymore. Go figure?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #50 July 20, 2006 QuoteIs there something you want to tell me about a Smurf!! : ) Not only are some new born babies blue, but they all look angry. Angry little Smurfs!Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
