Shotgun 1 #1 July 16, 2006 I was just listening to the Toadies, and when he says, "I'm not gonna lie; I'll not be a gentleman," it just makes my temperature rise. I think that's the sexiest line ever written in a song. What's your favorite (sexiest) line? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 July 16, 2006 "I wanna fuck you like an animal"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #3 July 16, 2006 Quote"I wanna fuck you like an animal" Yeah, that's probably my second favorite... Definitely the sexiest video ever made... When he finally licks that microphone... Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 July 16, 2006 hrm... I like this line from the Counting Crows "Fix your hair just right Put your jeans on tight Or wear a dress so I can get it off real easy " If I think about it some more I might be able to come up with another one...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 July 16, 2006 "Voulez vous coucher avec moi."cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 July 16, 2006 Puddle of Mudd - Control I love the way You look at me I love the way You smack my ass I love the dirty things You do I have control of you Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misaltas 0 #7 July 16, 2006 I'm going to reuse my post on the South Park thread for this one. Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth... Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls Stick em in your mouth and suck em! .Ohne Liebe sind wir nichts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #8 July 16, 2006 Ok, now Chef has some damn sexy songs, but "Chocolate Salty Balls" is not one of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 July 16, 2006 I can't believe nobody's agreeing with mine.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #10 July 16, 2006 QuoteI can't believe nobody's agreeing with mine.Nobody's agreeing with mine either... and frankly I don't want to sleep with you... tonight or any other night... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #11 July 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteI can't believe nobody's agreeing with mine.Nobody's agreeing with mine either... and frankly I don't want to sleep with you... tonight or any other night... That differs greatly from the text message you sent me when you were drunk...cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #12 July 16, 2006 Not sure if my interpretation was the intended meaning, but I've always gotten a kick out of this line from Harry Connick's "You Didn't Know Me When." Don't know if I'd call it sexy though... I rode a roller coaster From Coney Island to Key West I held on with one finger So the other ten could rest It may be hard to believe Hard to comprehend But baby, you didn't know me whenKilling threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 July 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteI can't believe nobody's agreeing with mine.Nobody's agreeing with mine either... And I can't believe that nobody is agreeing with mine! Oh wait, actually I can. I don't think that "Possum Kingdom" was intended to be a sexy song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #14 July 16, 2006 sugar-ah honey honey -you are my candy girl-and you got me wanting you. when I kissed you girl I knew how sweet a kiss can be- come pour your sweetness over me I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #15 July 16, 2006 QuoteThat differs greatly from the text message you sent me when you were drunk...I know exactly the three people I called the last time I was drunk... and ummmm... you weren't one of them... oh... and I have enough trouble text messaging people sober theres no way in hell I'd consider doing it drunk... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #16 July 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat differs greatly from the text message you sent me when you were drunk...I know exactly the three people I called the last time I was drunk... and ummmm... you weren't one of them... oh... and I have enough trouble text messaging people sober theres no way in hell I'd consider doing it drunk... Lies.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 July 16, 2006 QuoteLies. I don't think so... all three of them post here... one was giving someone a ticket (and called me back), another one was at a Rodriguez Bros. boogie (I left him a message and he called me back later too...) The third person I DD'd... didn't call me back... but that's ok... I'll probably call her later though... (not drunk... but... none the less...) I don't lie... the truth is much more interesting... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 July 16, 2006 Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right onYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #19 July 17, 2006 Sex (I'm a) by Berlin I'm a man - I'm a goddess I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin I'm a man - I'm a blue movie I'm a man - I'm a bitch I'm a man - I'm a geisha I'm a man - I'm a little girl And we make love together Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands I'm a man - I'm a boy I'm a man - Well I'm your mother I'm a man - I'm a one night stand I'm a man - Am I bi I'm a man - I'm a slave I'm a man - I'm a little girl And we make love together Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight Come inside, it's a passion play just for you Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips I'm a man - I'm a teaser I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin I'm a man - I'm a one night stand I'm a man - I'm a drug I'm a man - Well I'm your slave I'm a man - I'm a dream divine And we make love together I'm a man - I'm a goddess I'm a man - I'm a hooker I'm a man - I'm a blue movie I'm a man - I'm a slut I'm a man - I'm a geisha I'm a man - I'm YOUR babe I'm a man - I'm a dream divine And we make love together And we'll make love forever 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #20 July 17, 2006 this is the first one that comes to mind... i'm drunk... and right now i'm so in love with you... and i don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do. lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars, while the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car. nothing quite like the feel of something new. (then after the chorus and "this is the only time i really feel alive"... that omfg-so-sexy breath that TR takes...i have no doubt most of the chicas including yourself know this very breath i speak of. ;) and then later in the same song: i swear. i just found everything i need. the sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to me. well i want to drink it up and swim in it until i drown. my moral standing is lying down. god bless TR. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 July 17, 2006 Artist: Paula Cole Song: Feelin' Love You make me feel like a sticky pistil Leaning into her stamen. You make me feel like Mr. Sunshine himself. You make me feel like splendor in the grass where we're rolling Damn skippy baby you make me feel like the Amazon's running between my thighs. You make me feel love You make me feel like a candy apple all red and horny You make me feel like I want to be dumb blonde In a centerfold, the girl next door. And I would open the door and I'd be all wet With my tits soaking through this tiny little t-shirt That I'm wearing and you would open the door And tie me up to the bed. You make me feel love Lover, I don't know who I am Am I Barry White? Am I hot inside? What would I place with your hot conscious Oh baby babe babe babe I will be your death the moon light Take your time You make me feel love Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #22 July 17, 2006 Why don't we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's true So, why don't we get drunk and screw. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigairnut 0 #23 July 17, 2006 Didn't want to post the whole song... We were parked out by the tracks We’re sitting in the back And we just started getting busy When she whispered “what was that?” The wind, I think ‘cause no one else knows where we are And that was when she started screamin’ “That’s my dad outside the car!” Oh please, the keys, they’re not in the ignition Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions I guess they knew that she was missing As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #24 July 17, 2006 Quotethis is the first one that comes to mind... i'm drunk... and right now i'm so in love with you... and i don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do. lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars, while the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car. nothing quite like the feel of something new. (then after the chorus and "this is the only time i really feel alive"... that omfg-so-sexy breath that TR takes...i have no doubt most of the chicas including yourself know this very breath i speak of. ;) and then later in the same song: i swear. i just found everything i need. the sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to me. well i want to drink it up and swim in it until i drown. my moral standing is lying down. god bless TR. Arlo, you just scored 55 points for quoting a NIN song that isn't Head Like a Hole or Closer.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #25 July 17, 2006 lol! how about bonus points! there's a WHOLE lot more to NIN than hole and closer. sanctified is pretty good as well: if she says come inside i'll come inside for her. if she says give it all i'll give everything to her. i am justified. i am purified. i am sanctified. inside you. ringfinger is another pretty "romantic" one in a fucked up sorta way. ;) edited to add: how are ya grue! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
