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Ok, now Chef has some damn sexy songs, but "Chocolate Salty Balls" is not one of them. :D:P



Ok, ok, you got me there. Then how about Chef's "Love Gravy":

I'm gonna make love to you woman,
gonna lay you down by the fire.
And caress your womanly body,
make you moan and perspire.
Gonna get those juices flowin',
we making love gravy, love gravy,
love love love love GRAVY!


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Ohne Liebe sind wir nichts

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Ok, now Chef has some damn sexy songs, but "Chocolate Salty Balls" is not one of them. :D:P



Ok, ok, you got me there. Then how about Chef's "Love Gravy":

I'm gonna make love to you woman,
gonna lay you down by the fire.
And caress your womanly body,
make you moan and perspire.
Gonna get those juices flowin',
we making love gravy, love gravy,
love love love love GRAVY!


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Yeah, that's more like it! :)

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Ok, now Chef has some damn sexy songs, but "Chocolate Salty Balls" is not one of them. :D:P



Ok, ok, you got me there. Then how about Chef's "Love Gravy":

I'm gonna make love to you woman,
gonna lay you down by the fire.
And caress your womanly body,
make you moan and perspire.
Gonna get those juices flowin',
we making love gravy, love gravy,
love love love love GRAVY!


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that's not love gravy, love gravy goes like this:

tonight is right for love
you know i wanna touch you where the lights don't go
tonight is right for love, love gravy

a love so pure and sweet
you got me burnin like a dog in heat
tonight is right for love, love gravy

ladie and gentlemen, mr. elton john

oooo tonight, ooooh is right
tonight is right for love, love gravah

tonigh is right for love, love graaaavy.


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One of my favorite lines in a song is from Prince, I can not remember the title of the song but I believe it is off of the 1999 disk.
Jacky I am not saying this just to be nasty but I sincerely would like to f*** the taste out of your mouth.

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One of my favorite lines in a song is from Prince, I can not remember the title of the song but I believe it is off of the 1999 disk.
Jacky I am not saying this just to be nasty but I sincerely would like to f*** the taste out of your mouth.



Yeah, that's "Let's Pretend We're Married" from the 1999 album. I remember that line. :$ (Except I don't think her name was Jacky.)

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I can't believe noone has said Darling Nikki by Prince.
knew a girl named Nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin' Nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, Nikki, ohhhh

come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince
wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

{backwards at the end...}
"Hello, how r u? I'm fine. 'cause I know
that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.

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I've had "Darling Nikki" stuck in my head ever since talonsky mentioned the 1999 album. I think "Let's Pretend We're Married" is sexier, but I can't seem to remember how it goes.

And yeah, I remember playing the end part backwards. Strange song that he picked for putting a backwards message about the lord on. :D

And riddler: I like what little of Rammstein's music I've heard. But I never knew that their lyrics were naughty; I guess the German class I took in high school didn't stay with me for very long (or we didn't learn the good words). ;)

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sexiest song lyrics?
or sexiest vocals--guitar playing & lyrics?
:P:P:P

best guitar solo's ever laid on track
Stand in for David Gilmore/ Roger Waters live in the Flesh/Dolby 5.1 DVD surrond mix is massive-

.....Doyle Brmahall ll......
solo with Snowy White- (Money)
by far the sexiest vocals and guitar playing I've ever seen/heard Comfortably Numb

Pink Floyd

...There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb....

Eric Clapton - Crossroads DVD
Doyle Bramhall ll stand in for Andy Fairweather Low with Clapton on stage.
Doyle blows Eric Clapton's playing off the stage..
check out "Greenlight girl"

Smiles;)
eustress. : a positive form of stress having a beneficial effect on health, motivation, performance, and emotional well-being.

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Wow, now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time - Doyle Bramhall II. One of my girlfriends used to have the hots for him, so I used to go to clubs around Austin with her to watch him play. That was back when he played with Charlie Sexton and the guys from Stevie Ray Vaughn's rhythm section in a band called the Arc Angels. He was an amazing guitar player! Hmm, I need to look up some of his newer stuff! :)
And "Comfortably Numb" is one of my favorite songs ever, but sexy??? :P I guess I have too many depressing memories attached to that song to think of it as sexy. :D:|

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Pussy Cat Dolls

...I don't need a man to make it happen, I get off doing my thing...I don't need a ring around my finger to make me feel complete...

can't remember what comes in this part then

...I can get off when you're not around...:)

But don't get me wrong I want a man, I just don't NEED a man!!
To borrow a line from Squeak...MY LIFE ROCKS!! HOW'S YOURS??!!!

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speaking of pussy cat....

that made me think of a song from the faster pussycats called slip of the tongue. i believe the album was wake me when it's over. :D i wouldn't call these lines "sexy", but i would call them sex related. :P:D

the chorus was:


with a slip of the tongue i'm in deep shit.
i'm so bad off i can taste it.
bury myself...
with a slip of the tongue.

(same song)

i've got a psychopathic love that fits like a glove
my baby bucks like a bronco when I start to shove
get your, get your, get your feet up to your ears
gonna slam it home and take me to rome
and watch me disappear!


(at least i think those are the correct words- lol!)

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