Girlfalldown 0 #1 June 9, 2005 If you were having sex in a bowling alley, say the chick was leaning over the lane getting ready to bowl the ball while wearing a short skirt and crotchless rainbow panties with a whistle attached and you were standing up behind her with your fingers sort of holding her hips, what kind of lube would you use? I'm thinking Astroglide or Wet but do you think maybe you'll need to chalk up? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #2 June 9, 2005 God bless you..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #3 June 9, 2005 Xtreme!!!!!!!! You haven't used good lube until you've used Xtreme!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 June 9, 2005 Get some nacho cheese from the snack bar. It works great!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #5 June 9, 2005 QuoteGet some nacho cheese from the snack bar. It works great!! But that would get all over the lane and it would be harder to bowl with it all over your hands. I think the air from the ball dryer might dry it up too fast anyway and you'd get stuck together. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 June 9, 2005 QuoteGet some nacho cheese from the snack bar. It works great!! ________________________________ Gives a whole new meaning to 'dip'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 June 9, 2005 Quotet that would get all over the lane and it would be harder to bowl with it all over your hands. I think the air from the ball dryer might dry it up too fast anyway and you'd get stuck together. You put that little cardboard basket thing underneath to catch the cheese drips. Just make sure NOT to get jalapeno nacho cheese. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyd1ve 0 #8 June 9, 2005 eros bodyglide! this is the absolute best lube everrr =) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #9 June 9, 2005 talk about improvising! I like the way u think ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuotet that would get all over the lane and it would be harder to bowl with it all over your hands. I think the air from the ball dryer might dry it up too fast anyway and you'd get stuck together. You put that little cardboard basket thing underneath to catch the cheese drips. Just make sure NOT to get jalapeno nacho cheese. Mmm spicey. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 June 9, 2005 Quotetalk about improvising! I like the way u think Hey, how'd you like to go bowling? *sunny wanders off to put on a short skirt...* ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #13 June 9, 2005 is it ok if I bring both of my balls?---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #14 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuotetalk about improvising! I like the way u think Hey, how'd you like to go bowling? *sunny wanders off to put on a short skirt...* Be sure to wear shoes this time. That floor can be slippery! You wouldn't want to slip and get stuck in the ball return. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 June 9, 2005 Quoteis it ok if I bring both of my balls? Will you let me play with them? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #16 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteis it ok if I bring both of my balls? Will you let me play with them? i dunno... I'm pretty selective with who plays with my balls. but I'm sure we can work something out---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #17 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteis it ok if I bring both of my balls? Will you let me play with them? i dunno... I'm pretty selective with who plays with my balls. but I'm sure we can work something out I'm going to have to know how big they are before I let Sunny play with your balls. She thinks she can handle the 16 pounders and she's going to get herself hurt or worse if she doesn't upsize a little slower. So please, can you post a picture of your balls so that we can determine if they are a right fit for her? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,073 #18 June 9, 2005 >You wouldn't want to slip and get stuck in the ball return. That's what the whistle is for. Duh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #19 June 9, 2005 Quoteeros bodyglide! this is the absolute best lube everrr =) Not bad, but Xtreme is better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #20 June 9, 2005 Quote>You wouldn't want to slip and get stuck in the ball return. That's what the whistle is for. Duh. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 June 9, 2005 Aww, thanks for looking out for me shannon. You're such a good friend. So is spit shining balls a good thing to do? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #22 June 9, 2005 QuoteAww, thanks for looking out for me shannon. You're such a good friend. So is spit shining balls a good thing to do? Absolutely. Just don't use your elbows to shine them up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #23 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteis it ok if I bring both of my balls? Will you let me play with them? i dunno... I'm pretty selective with who plays with my balls. but I'm sure we can work something out I'm going to have to know how big they are before I let Sunny play with your balls. She thinks she can handle the 16 pounders and she's going to get herself hurt or worse if she doesn't upsize a little slower. So please, can you post a picture of your balls so that we can determine if they are a right fit for her? well what kind of a gentleman would I be if I didnt post a pic?---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 June 9, 2005 Cinnamon anal lube. WTF? People are strange!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #25 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteis it ok if I bring both of my balls? Will you let me play with them? i dunno... I'm pretty selective with who plays with my balls. but I'm sure we can work something out I'm going to have to know how big they are before I let Sunny play with your balls. She thinks she can handle the 16 pounders and she's going to get herself hurt or worse if she doesn't upsize a little slower. So please, can you post a picture of your balls so that we can determine if they are a right fit for her? well what kind of a person would I be if I didnt post a pic? Wow! You've got big balls and they're dirty big balls! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
