Remster 30
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I'm taking him to the dz for the first time tonight. He may not want me after he meets my friends there. 
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
QuoteQuoteDirt? There shouldn't be any dirt down there. Check again . . . and don't come up until I tell you to.
your right i probably can't hear you due to your legs. Maybe you should stop squeezing me so hard
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kelel01 1
Shit . . . how's 20 work for ya?
goose491 0
QuoteNow back to hands free B.O.B. Someone needs to invent one of those for home use.
There is already such a thing. Looks like a padded log. Imagine a gymnastics 'horse' but smaller and has no legs. There are handles on it for if you... well need 'em (most do at one point or another... woa.. WHOOA!) There is a motor inside, turns a choo-choo train-wheel-type gizmo so that your BOB, attached to the correct platform, will actually move up and down.
.. erm, I mean... I've heard of such a thing.
Anyway, hop on and you can use the one hand to spank it on the side and the other to wave your cowboy hat around in the air.
My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
QuoteQuoteNow back to hands free B.O.B. Someone needs to invent one of those for home use.
Just in case any of you are wondering, this is sooooo NSFW:
http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/
Damn! I want one!!!!!!
Remster 30
QuoteHe may not want me after he meets my friends there.
Better do the nasty before you get there then! lol
Remster
QuoteQuoteNow back to hands free B.O.B. Someone needs to invent one of those for home use.
Just in case any of you are wondering, this is sooooo NSFW:
http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/
Just in case YOU are wondering, I personally know the guy that makes those.
Also I said for "HOME" use. Those are all set up at a studio/warehouse thing. Can't take em home.
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
QuoteQuoteNow back to hands free B.O.B. Someone needs to invent one of those for home use.
There is already such a thing. Looks like a padded log. Imagine a gymnastics 'horse' but smaller and has no legs. There are handles on it for if you... well need 'em (most do at one point or another... woa.. WHOOA!) There is a motor inside, turns a choo-choo train-wheel-type gizmo so that your BOB, attached to the correct platform, will actually move up and down.
.. erm, I mean... I've heard of such a thing.
Anyway, hop on and you can use the one hand to spank it on the side and the other to wave your cowboy hat around in the air.
I can see it now. You invite the family over for Thanksgiving dinner. One of the youngins peeks in your room and you hear: "AUNTIE SHANNON! CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR PONY?"
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
goose491 0
QuoteAlso I said for "HOME" use. Those are all set up at a studio/warehouse thing. Can't take em home.
But... if you know the guy that makes 'em (and I don't).. then you must know how easy they are to build (and I do)
... really easy
... er, I think
My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
QuoteQuoteAlso I said for "HOME" use. Those are all set up at a studio/warehouse thing. Can't take em home.
But... if you know the guy that makes 'em (and I don't).. then you must know how easy they are to build (and I do)
... really easy
... er, I think
See above post.
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
Just in case any of you are wondering, this is sooooo NSFW:
http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/
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