Girlfalldown 0 #1 April 22, 2005 It's Friday and I'm feeling especially randy today and since I've got no one to go home to I was thinking about how lucky everyone out there with a significant other was. I have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Don't take for granted how lucky you are. When you get home throw your sig. other down and give them some sweet loving. That's right, lay them down by the fire and make their toes wiggle with delight. I don't care if you have plans tonight. Break them! Don't even think about working late. Your friends can wait. Your boss can wait. Who cares about bowling or late night kareoke. Shit I can't even spell kareoke! You can see a movie tomorrow. Just go home and get naked! ALL OF YOU! This is not a request it's an order. Please report back to us tomorrow. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 April 22, 2005 I'm already at home, and it hurts when I throw my hand down on the floor. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #3 April 22, 2005 QuoteI'm already at home, and it hurts when I throw my hand down on the floor. Blues, Dave Yeah yeah yeah.. I wondered how long it would take someone to post that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 April 22, 2005 Do you remember "Chicken Tonight?" That's what this made me think of. And I have no SO, B.O.B. died a long time ago, and I STILL haven't bought a showerhead. Maybe I'll make a sock puppet, and I'll cut Brad Pitt's face out of a magazine and paste it on as the head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 April 22, 2005 but I wanted to leave for the dropzone, for some peace and quiet!!! damn you and youre orders to have sex! sheeze, the nerve!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #7 April 22, 2005 Quotebut I wanted to leave for the dropzone, for some peace and quiet!!! damn you and youre orders to have sex! sheeze, the nerve! Too bad! Go please your lover first and quit whining. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #8 April 22, 2005 so when do you want to come over Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 April 22, 2005 You know, every once in a while, I still hear your posts in my head as an extremely muffled voice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #10 April 22, 2005 QuoteIt's Friday and I'm feeling especially randy today and since I've got no one to go home to I was thinking about how lucky everyone out there with a significant other was. I spend my Friday nights in chemistry lab, so you can borrow my SO if you want. He's well-trained... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 April 22, 2005 QuoteYou know, every once in a while, I still hear your posts in my head as an extremely muffled That's so funny! I do the same thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #12 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuotebut I wanted to leave for the dropzone, for some peace and quiet!!! damn you and youre orders to have sex! sheeze, the nerve! Too bad! Go please your lover first and quit whining. SIR YES SIR!! now who is gonna tell her?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #13 April 22, 2005 QuoteYou know, every once in a while, I still hear your posts in my head as an extremely muffled voice. what? i can't hear you... // takes his finger and cleans the dirt from ears// ahh better maybe braille would help? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beeron 0 #14 April 22, 2005 QuoteIt's Friday and I'm feeling especially randy today I'm changing my name to randy so I can score with GFD! B~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #15 April 22, 2005 Dirt? There shouldn't be any dirt down there. Check again . . . and don't come up until I tell you to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #16 April 22, 2005 QuoteDirt? There shouldn't be any dirt down there. Check again . . . and don't come up until I tell you to. your right i probably can't hear you due to your legs. Maybe you should stop squeezing me so hard Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #17 April 22, 2005 QuoteI don't care if you have plans tonight. Break them! Don't even think about working late. Your friends can wait. Your boss can wait. Who cares about bowling or late night kareoke. Shit I can't even spell kareoke! You can see a movie tomorrow. Just go home and get naked! ALL OF YOU! This is not a request it's an order. Sweet! So that gives me, what 5 or 6 hours to find an S.O...."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,070 #18 April 22, 2005 >"Go home and get busy with your significant other day" She's in Australia, so no business for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #19 April 22, 2005 Quote>"Go home and get busy with your significant other day" She's in Australia, so no business for me. Have some phone sex with her... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,070 #20 April 22, 2005 >Have some phone sex with her... She's on a DZ with no cellphone coverage. I suppose she could do it on the payphone . . ."oh baby (please deposit another twenty five cents for four minutes)" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justaflygirl 0 #21 April 22, 2005 im already home and havent had someone to get busy with or cuddle with in 3 weeks :( (he's working up north for the season) this is the part where B.O.B. sucks, he doesnt know how to cuddle.... And even tho B.O.B has been my best friend, I'm tired of playing with him too... .....walks off and pouts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #22 April 22, 2005 QuoteI'm feeling especially randy today Who the fuck is Randy and what is so special about him?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #23 April 22, 2005 Quoteim already home and havent had someone to get busy with or cuddle with in 3 weeks :( (he's working up north for the season) this is the part where B.O.B. sucks, he doesnt know how to cuddle.... And even tho B.O.B has been my best friend, I'm tired of playing with him too... .....walks off and pouts maybe taking and posting some pics will spice up your and BOB's sex life? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #24 April 22, 2005 QuoteIt's Friday and I'm feeling especially randy today and since I've got no one to go home to I was thinking about how lucky everyone out there with a significant other was. I have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Say what?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justaflygirl 0 #25 April 22, 2005 Quote maybe taking and posting some pics will spice up your and BOB's sex life? pics huh? you crazy.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 1 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
yardhippie 0 #12 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuotebut I wanted to leave for the dropzone, for some peace and quiet!!! damn you and youre orders to have sex! sheeze, the nerve! Too bad! Go please your lover first and quit whining. SIR YES SIR!! now who is gonna tell her?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #13 April 22, 2005 QuoteYou know, every once in a while, I still hear your posts in my head as an extremely muffled voice. what? i can't hear you... // takes his finger and cleans the dirt from ears// ahh better maybe braille would help? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #14 April 22, 2005 QuoteIt's Friday and I'm feeling especially randy today I'm changing my name to randy so I can score with GFD! B~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 April 22, 2005 Dirt? There shouldn't be any dirt down there. Check again . . . and don't come up until I tell you to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #16 April 22, 2005 QuoteDirt? There shouldn't be any dirt down there. Check again . . . and don't come up until I tell you to. your right i probably can't hear you due to your legs. Maybe you should stop squeezing me so hard Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 April 22, 2005 QuoteI don't care if you have plans tonight. Break them! Don't even think about working late. Your friends can wait. Your boss can wait. Who cares about bowling or late night kareoke. Shit I can't even spell kareoke! You can see a movie tomorrow. Just go home and get naked! ALL OF YOU! This is not a request it's an order. Sweet! So that gives me, what 5 or 6 hours to find an S.O...."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,070 #18 April 22, 2005 >"Go home and get busy with your significant other day" She's in Australia, so no business for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #19 April 22, 2005 Quote>"Go home and get busy with your significant other day" She's in Australia, so no business for me. Have some phone sex with her... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,070 #20 April 22, 2005 >Have some phone sex with her... She's on a DZ with no cellphone coverage. I suppose she could do it on the payphone . . ."oh baby (please deposit another twenty five cents for four minutes)" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #21 April 22, 2005 im already home and havent had someone to get busy with or cuddle with in 3 weeks :( (he's working up north for the season) this is the part where B.O.B. sucks, he doesnt know how to cuddle.... And even tho B.O.B has been my best friend, I'm tired of playing with him too... .....walks off and pouts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #22 April 22, 2005 QuoteI'm feeling especially randy today Who the fuck is Randy and what is so special about him?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #23 April 22, 2005 Quoteim already home and havent had someone to get busy with or cuddle with in 3 weeks :( (he's working up north for the season) this is the part where B.O.B. sucks, he doesnt know how to cuddle.... And even tho B.O.B has been my best friend, I'm tired of playing with him too... .....walks off and pouts maybe taking and posting some pics will spice up your and BOB's sex life? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 April 22, 2005 QuoteIt's Friday and I'm feeling especially randy today and since I've got no one to go home to I was thinking about how lucky everyone out there with a significant other was. I have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Say what?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #25 April 22, 2005 Quote maybe taking and posting some pics will spice up your and BOB's sex life? pics huh? you crazy.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
