goose491 0 #51 April 22, 2005 QuoteShit . . . how's 20 work for ya? Or 10 on your car, 10 on mine... what's midpoint Georgia/Ontario? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #52 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteBoB just won't participate. My hands are tied You gotta Bob that works when your hands are tied?? How does that work? It just adds an extra element of fun. Maybe I'll show ya sometime. In exchange for a jello shot, of course. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #53 April 22, 2005 QuoteSee above post. (refering to the little ones finding it) So you want to have it... but you don't want to have it. Even the battery operated boys get mixed signals. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,063 #54 April 22, 2005 >Also I said for "HOME" use. Those are all set up at a studio/warehouse >thing. That's cause they make money for him, not cause they're immovable. >Can't take em home. www.stockroom.com www.mr-s-leather.com For more portable versions of same. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #55 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteSee above post. (refering to the little ones finding it) So you want to have it... but you don't want to have it. Even the battery operated boys get mixed signals. Bwahahahaha! I love that song "Coin Operated Boy" coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never leave my bedroom i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend.... coin operated boy all the other real ones that i destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go and i'll never be alone not with my coin operated boy...... this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy i didnt think so but im still convinceable will you persist even after i bet you a billion dollars that i'll never love you will you persist even after i kiss you goodbye for the last time will you keep on trying to prove it? i'm dying to lose it... i want it i want you i want a coin operated boy. and if i had a star to wish on for my life i cant imagine any flesh and blood could be his match i can even take him in the bath coin operated boy he may not be real experienced with girls but i know he feels like a boy should feel isnt that the point that is why i want a coin operated boy with his pretty coin operated voice saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me straight and to the point that is why i want a coin operated boy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #56 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteDirt? There shouldn't be any dirt down there. Check again . . . and don't come up until I tell you to. your right i probably can't hear you due to your legs. Maybe you should stop squeezing me so hard ______________________________- Legs, make great ear-muffs... on those cold nights! Chuck noted Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #57 April 22, 2005 QuoteYeah yeah yeah.. I wondered how long it would take someone to post that. OK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #58 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteYeah yeah yeah.. I wondered how long it would take someone to post that. OK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Bwahahahaha! What's next? A big face slap? Blues, Dave -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites weegegirl 2 #59 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteYeah yeah yeah.. I wondered how long it would take someone to post that. OK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Blues, Dave wow. the first time i get to see what you look like and that's the picture??? my virigin eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #60 April 22, 2005 QuoteBwahahahaha! What's next? A big face slap? Maybe, but, you know...not so hard that it bleeds or anything. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #61 April 22, 2005 QuoteOK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Ah, that's so romantic... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #62 April 22, 2005 Quotewow. the first time i get to see what you look like and that's the picture??? my virigin eyes. Hey, you talking smack?! Don't make me act like the knight in shining armor defending my significant other's honor! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #63 April 22, 2005 QuoteAh, that's so romantic... I know...I'm a regular Don Juan. Actually though, this time I was the one who was seduced! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peacefuljeffrey 0 #64 April 22, 2005 QuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #65 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey My job here is done. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peacefuljeffrey 0 #66 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey My job here is done. Nope! Now you gotta bring your flange/minge/gash/spaz-hole around here to undo the damage you've done! Make me feel love again!! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #67 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey My job here is done. Nope! Now you gotta bring your flange/minge/gash/spaz-hole around here to undo the damage you've done! Make me feel love again!! -Jeffrey Sorry. No charity here. You have two hands that work just fine. Now stop whining. This thread was a reminder to people IN a relationship to not take it for granted and instead take advantage of it! It wasn't to sit here and read all you whiners whine about being poor single saps (like myself). Yeah I'm feeling all loving and kind today.... NOT! If I get one person laid tonight it'll make my weekend. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #68 April 22, 2005 QuoteIf I get one person laid tonight it'll make my weekend. So, uh, you want me to call you when I'm done? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #69 April 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteIf I get one person laid tonight it'll make my weekend. So, uh, you want me to call you when I'm done? Blues, DaveYou should text her Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #70 April 23, 2005 QuoteGo home and get busy tonight! Quit telling me what to do! Oh Yeah - nevermind.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #71 April 23, 2005 QuoteYou should text her Nah, she'd either not reply (which bugs me) or she'd reply from her phone (which freaks me out). Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #72 April 23, 2005 QuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" I am here to report that after making afabulous dinner of steak and scallops, some wine, and a few vodka tonics, we did just that. Thaks for the reminder GFD Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #73 April 23, 2005 Quote I am here to report that after making afabulous dinner of steak and scallops, some wine, and a few vodka tonics, we did just that. Thaks for the reminder GFD Hurray! I have succeeded. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkiD_PL8 0 #74 April 23, 2005 You succeded x2. I would have done it anyway, but still. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites malboy 0 #75 April 23, 2005 yeah, three, even though i only just read this now www.ewancowie.com www.facebook.com/ewancowiephotography Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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livendive 8 #57 April 22, 2005 QuoteYeah yeah yeah.. I wondered how long it would take someone to post that. OK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #58 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteYeah yeah yeah.. I wondered how long it would take someone to post that. OK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Bwahahahaha! What's next? A big face slap? Blues, Dave -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #59 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteYeah yeah yeah.. I wondered how long it would take someone to post that. OK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Blues, Dave wow. the first time i get to see what you look like and that's the picture??? my virigin eyes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #60 April 22, 2005 QuoteBwahahahaha! What's next? A big face slap? Maybe, but, you know...not so hard that it bleeds or anything. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #61 April 22, 2005 QuoteOK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Ah, that's so romantic... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #62 April 22, 2005 Quotewow. the first time i get to see what you look like and that's the picture??? my virigin eyes. Hey, you talking smack?! Don't make me act like the knight in shining armor defending my significant other's honor! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #63 April 22, 2005 QuoteAh, that's so romantic... I know...I'm a regular Don Juan. Actually though, this time I was the one who was seduced! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #64 April 22, 2005 QuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #65 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey My job here is done. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #66 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey My job here is done. Nope! Now you gotta bring your flange/minge/gash/spaz-hole around here to undo the damage you've done! Make me feel love again!! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #67 April 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey My job here is done. Nope! Now you gotta bring your flange/minge/gash/spaz-hole around here to undo the damage you've done! Make me feel love again!! -Jeffrey Sorry. No charity here. You have two hands that work just fine. Now stop whining. This thread was a reminder to people IN a relationship to not take it for granted and instead take advantage of it! It wasn't to sit here and read all you whiners whine about being poor single saps (like myself). Yeah I'm feeling all loving and kind today.... NOT! If I get one person laid tonight it'll make my weekend. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #68 April 22, 2005 QuoteIf I get one person laid tonight it'll make my weekend. So, uh, you want me to call you when I'm done? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #69 April 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteIf I get one person laid tonight it'll make my weekend. So, uh, you want me to call you when I'm done? Blues, DaveYou should text her Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #70 April 23, 2005 QuoteGo home and get busy tonight! Quit telling me what to do! Oh Yeah - nevermind.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #71 April 23, 2005 QuoteYou should text her Nah, she'd either not reply (which bugs me) or she'd reply from her phone (which freaks me out). Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #72 April 23, 2005 QuoteI have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day" I am here to report that after making afabulous dinner of steak and scallops, some wine, and a few vodka tonics, we did just that. Thaks for the reminder GFD Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #73 April 23, 2005 Quote I am here to report that after making afabulous dinner of steak and scallops, some wine, and a few vodka tonics, we did just that. Thaks for the reminder GFD Hurray! I have succeeded. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #74 April 23, 2005 You succeded x2. I would have done it anyway, but still. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
malboy 0 #75 April 23, 2005 yeah, three, even though i only just read this now www.ewancowie.com www.facebook.com/ewancowiephotography Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites