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Girlfalldown

Go home and get busy tonight!

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BoB just won't participate. My hands are tied



You gotta Bob that works when your hands are tied??

How does that work?



It just adds an extra element of fun. Maybe I'll show ya sometime. In exchange for a jello shot, of course. ;)
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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See above post. (refering to the little ones finding it)



So you want to have it... but you don't want to have it.

Even the battery operated boys get mixed signals. [:/]

Bwahahahaha!

I love that song "Coin Operated Boy"


coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......

this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.

and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath

coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.



:D



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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Dirt? There shouldn't be any dirt down there. Check again . . . and don't come up until I tell you to. :P;):ph34r::D



:D your right i probably can't hear you due to your legs. Maybe you should stop squeezing me so hard :):ph34r:
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Legs, make great ear-muffs... on those cold nights!:D


Chuck



noted :)

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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wow. :| the first time i get to see what you look like and that's the picture??? my virigin eyes. :|

:D



Hey, you talking smack?! Don't make me act like the knight in shining armor defending my significant other's honor! :P

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day"



Way to make me even more depressed. [:/]

-Jeffrey



My job here is done.


Nope! Now you gotta bring your flange/minge/gash/spaz-hole around here to undo the damage you've done! :D Make me feel love again!!

-Jeffrey
:P:D


-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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I have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day"



Way to make me even more depressed. [:/]

-Jeffrey



My job here is done.


Nope! Now you gotta bring your flange/minge/gash/spaz-hole around here to undo the damage you've done! :D Make me feel love again!!

-Jeffrey
:P:D



Sorry. No charity here. You have two hands that work just fine.

Now stop whining. This thread was a reminder to people IN a relationship to not take it for granted and instead take advantage of it! It wasn't to sit here and read all you whiners whine about being poor single saps (like myself). >:(

Yeah I'm feeling all loving and kind today.... NOT! :D :D :P

If I get one person laid tonight it'll make my weekend.

:ph34r:

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I have decided to make today "Go home and get busy with your significant other day"



I am here to report that after making afabulous dinner of steak and scallops, some wine, and a few vodka tonics, we did just that.B| Thaks for the reminder GFD:D:)

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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