airtwardo 7 #26 March 14, 2005 What color is it, and does the engineer have any pets? *** No but he once sold a duck to a blind man! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 March 14, 2005 QuoteThe maximum speed that the trains run at while in operation is 186 mph Is that while it's ON the track or shortly after it derails? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #28 March 14, 2005 Fucker. I was purposely making no sense. Trying to keep up with the theme of the thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #29 March 14, 2005 QuoteI'm just horny. This should help "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #30 March 14, 2005 I was just actually really horny.Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 March 14, 2005 Quotethe caboose is filled with gerbils and ferrets That's one CRAZY party. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #32 March 14, 2005 They just don't get it Kele. Did you ever get your tires back from the drycleaners? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #33 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOh, sorry. I forgot to add, the train is hauling cowbells. What color is it, and does the engineer have any pets? It's red and orange and the caboose is filled with gerbils and ferrets. Is there any cheese on the train? You know cheese is sticky and slows the train down. I can't answer unless I know there is cheese on the train. Oh and is there any ketsup? Ketup is slippery so it can speed the train up.. To many variables to give you a solid answer.. My head hurts now. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #34 March 14, 2005 Yeah, but they're still fucking flat. And they burnt the toast. Asswipes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #35 March 14, 2005 I like ketsup and cheddar with pickles. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #36 March 14, 2005 LMFAO!!!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #37 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm just horny. This should help Yeah, thanks, I'm over it now. (That was better than a cold shower.) Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #38 March 14, 2005 You think you're horny?! I'll save my next comment for when I post drunk again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #39 March 14, 2005 Quote It's red and orange and the caboose is filled with gerbils and ferrets. Yeah - but she lives in San Francisco.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #40 March 14, 2005 Actually, between Frenchy's helpful post and reading watchdog's posts, I'm quite out of the mood and turned off now. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #41 March 14, 2005 Is really horney and probably needs a new showerheadI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #42 March 14, 2005 QuoteI'm quite out of the mood and turned off now. Crap.........that switch has to be around here somewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #43 March 14, 2005 I'm purposely not clicking on Frenchy's thing there, and seeing Erik Estrada (in the bar sex thread) always turns me on, so . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #44 March 14, 2005 Doesn't know what thread he's in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #45 March 14, 2005 I have a loose thread on my jacket."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #46 March 14, 2005 HA! Frenchy's attachment reminds me of that time back in 64 when I was making lawn furniture out of old used latex. Ah the good old days. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #47 March 14, 2005 Someone across the office floor farted. I only heard it. Fortunately did not smell it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #48 March 14, 2005 Were you alive in 64?Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #49 March 14, 2005 Remember that time that you and I went to that drag show, and they had that giant pineapple eating contest? Man, could those pineapples ever eat! The ripe one must have had 17 pizzas! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #50 March 14, 2005 QuoteHA! Frenchy's attachment reminds me of that time back in 64 when I was making lawn furniture out of old used latex. Ah the good old days. 64 what? You weren't even ALIVE in 64 - you weren't even a gleam in your daddies eye in 64.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
