dgskydive 0 #51 June 11, 2004 Quote will lay down, swing her tail, and f*ck everything up. Anything you think is important will piss them off. My cat does the same thing. I spend more time watching him out of the corner of my eye. He also knows that there is one table he is not allowed to be on. So what does he do? He gets right up next to it and just puts one paw on it and then stares at me as if to say "Yeah, fuck you! I have my paw on your precious little table and what are you going to do about it!?!?" I usually give him a hiss and thump his paw with my finger. Just looks at me again as if to say "That didn't hurt you stupid fucker! I'll get my paw off now because I want to, not because you thumped it!"Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #52 June 11, 2004 I like kitties. Dogs treat you like best friends and kitty cats treat you like staff. GFD: As far as noncruel things, dope the kitty up with catnip. That's screw them up royally, and it'll have fun. You may also want to try tiny doses of benadryl - not only will they stop itching and sneezing (it's pretty polleny up there right now, and you dont' want kitty cat suffering) but kitty will certainly be a bit drowsy. Or, you could take the kitty over to Roy and Lani's pad. Simply lock the kitty in a bathroom. oif course, it needs to be provisioned. 5 or 6 raw fish in the bathtub will leave it with plenty to eat. Ensure you've got a supply of water for the cat to drink (they do like toilet water, too - something to do with extra nutrients - but that doesn't work if kitty is potty trained). Also, it may be useful to leave a place for kitty to go potty. Some sawdust on the floor will do it. The kitty will be fine. Sure, it'll take years to get the smell out of the house, but Roy and Lany will be glad kitty is okay. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #53 June 11, 2004 Quote When my cat gets bitey I put her in the shower and turn on the cold water. I read it on a message board, maybe this one...it helps her get her priorities straight. Don't have to go all the way as turning on the cold water, just carrying her to the tub is usually enough now that she knows what the treatment is all about . Yeah, Joe does that to me too when I bite too hard. (Was that my outside voice?) ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #54 June 13, 2004 Catnip doesn't work on kittens.. only adult cats. dunno why, but its true. weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #55 June 13, 2004 By far, one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time. Nice one Shannon!_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damion 0 #56 June 13, 2004 she never thought to rent a dog for the weekend. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #57 June 24, 2004 Hey... ummmm... Shannon.. we are coming back to SF tomorrow.. do we still have a kitty? does it really weigh 2 pounds? what did you feed it? it was like 1/2 pound when we left.. Can we pick it up tomorrow? or whatever is left of it? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #58 June 24, 2004 Oh yeah, bad news about the kitty. He..um...ran away or something. Sorry about that. Guess you'll have to get another cat. I'll just throw away his toys and litter box. No need to come by and pick em up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #59 June 24, 2004 Quote He also knows that there is one table he is not allowed to be on. So what does he do? He gets right up next to it and just puts one paw on it and then stares at me as if to say "Yeah, fuck you! I have my paw on your precious little table and what are you going to do about it!?!?" I usually give him a hiss and thump his paw with my finger. Just looks at me again as if to say "That didn't hurt you stupid fucker! I'll get my paw off now because I want to, not because you thumped it!" In a nutshell, That is why I respect cats far more than dogs. Cats are worthy adversaries, whilst dogs are pathetic groveling saps... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #60 June 24, 2004 Quote Oh yeah, bad news about the kitty. He..um...ran away or something. Sorry about that. Guess you'll have to get another cat. I'll just throw away his toys and litter box. No need to come by and pick em up. LIAR!! Toe Up is so anxious to get rid of the cat, he called me a few minutes ago asking what flight we were arriving on so he could meet us at the gate.. to hand over the beast. I'm afraid he will throw it at us and run.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #61 June 24, 2004 Quote LIAR!! Toe Up is so anxious to get rid of the cat, he called me a few minutes ago asking what flight we were arriving on so he could meet us at the gate.. to hand over the beast. I'm afraid he will throw it at us and run.. That's so untrue. Toe Up loves him too... he has something to play with all day long. oops. I mean "What cat?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #62 June 24, 2004 I know you like to kill kitties Shannon, but you have gone too far this time! Hand the kitten over and nobody gets hurt! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #63 June 24, 2004 Quote Then it starts to fall asleep and all of a sudden a stench like no other permeates the room from it's little butt. I really don't understand how such a foulness can come out of that You know, I've thought that about you in the plane more than once myself..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #64 June 24, 2004 Quote Quote LIAR!! Toe Up is so anxious to get rid of the cat, he called me a few minutes ago asking what flight we were arriving on so he could meet us at the gate.. to hand over the beast. I'm afraid he will throw it at us and run.. That's so untrue. Toe Up loves him too... he has something to play with all day long. oops. I mean "What cat?" If Toe Up loves him so much, why did he call him "The F*cking Tasmanian Cat-Devil that shit in my gearbag" ? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #65 June 24, 2004 Quote Quote Then it starts to fall asleep and all of a sudden a stench like no other permeates the room from it's little butt. I really don't understand how such a foulness can come out of that You know, I've thought that about you in the plane more than once myself..... At least I claim mine Gareth. Unlike a certain pompous Brit I know... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #66 June 24, 2004 Quote If Toe Up loves him so much, why did he call him "The F*cking Tasmanian Cat-Devil that shit in my gearbag" ? He was trying to dissuade you from wanting him back. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #67 June 24, 2004 Quote Quote Quote Then it starts to fall asleep and all of a sudden a stench like no other permeates the room from it's little butt. I really don't understand how such a foulness can come out of that You know, I've thought that about you in the plane more than once myself..... At least I claim mine Gareth. Unlike a certain pompous Brit I know... You could hardly not claim yours, considering the foul green miasma that rises from your fetid loins. As I've said before, I have a delightful natural aroma. Actually, I just about never cut one in the plane. It's my diet I suppose. I would if I could, but I can't. Since I stopped eating dairy 4 years ago, I just don't seem to be able to summon up the gas like I used to. Also, I am not pompous, you bloody peasant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #68 June 24, 2004 Quote Quote Quote Quote Then it starts to fall asleep and all of a sudden a stench like no other permeates the room from it's little butt. I really don't understand how such a foulness can come out of that You know, I've thought that about you in the plane more than once myself..... At least I claim mine Gareth. Unlike a certain pompous Brit I know... You could hardly not claim yours, considering the foul green miasma that rises from your fetid loins. As I've said before, I have a delightful natural aroma. Actually, I just about never cut one in the plane. It's my diet I suppose. I would if I could, but I can't. Since I stopped eating dairy 4 years ago, I just don't seem to be able to summon up the gas like I used to. Also, I am not pompous, you bloody peasant. Why are you personally attacking me? I thought you loved me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #69 June 24, 2004 Quote Why are you personally attacking me? I thought you loved me. I'm not. I only interact with those that I secretly desire, you lucky, lucky girl. By the way, this only works for women, (and possibly confused young men), so the rest of you can calm down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #70 June 24, 2004 Quote Screw the box. Jars are much better, plus you can see how to do it here. That's SOOO wrong!!!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #72 October 18, 2004 Chopchop your cat is psychotic. He keeps running into walls and wails all night long. Did I mention he's psychotic? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #73 October 18, 2004 Quote Chopchop your cat is psychotic. He keeps running into walls and wails all night long. Did I mention he's psychotic? See? You thought this whole thread was just a joke huh? I suggest gaffers tape and the freezer. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #74 October 18, 2004 Quote OOH oooh oooh ! I have _S Y R U P_ !!!!!! OOOooo!!! Can I play?? Can my hubby do video???skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #75 October 18, 2004 Quote Yes but cats have no choice in the matter and if this GirlFallDown person chooses to be cruel to kitties then I hope she falls into a big stack of pancakes and gets eaten by the devil himself. I have the feeling that you wouldn't have enjoyed the whole "Cat passing" thread that went on for MONTHS a few years back. How to properly excercise cat passing in freefall......skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
