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How much oxegen does a cat require?

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See? You thought this whole thread was just a joke huh? I suggest gaffers tape and the freezer.


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Yeah I think there's space for him between the frozen burritos and pork dumplings. But seriously, I think the cat is possessed. It's pure evil.:o

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
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I like kitties. Dogs treat you like best friends and kitty cats treat you like staff.


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He also knows that there is one table he is not allowed to be on. So what does he do? He gets right up next to it and just puts one paw on it and then stares at me as if to say "Yeah, fuck you! I have my paw on your precious little table and what are you going to do about it!?!?"



Alternatively, you could get an ape that enjoyed beating the shit out of you, making you its bitch, and then throwing feces around your apartment.

/edited: it's vs. its

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