crapflinger2000 1 #26 June 11, 2004 Yes but cats have no choice in the matter and if this GirlFallDown person chooses to be cruel to kitties then I hope she falls into a big stack of pancakes and gets eaten by the devil himself. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #27 June 11, 2004 Did someone forget to turn on their sarcasm meters today? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #28 June 11, 2004 QuoteQuote I wish someone would tape your hands and feet up, see how YOU like it. Me too *sigh* Duct tape? Gaffer's tape? Electical tape? Masking tape? Just let me know... "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #29 June 11, 2004 QuoteYes but cats have no choice in the matter and if this GirlFallDown person chooses to be cruel to kitties then I hope she falls into a big stack of pancakes and gets eaten by the devil himself. That doesn't sound so bad either. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #30 June 11, 2004 QuoteThat doesn't sound so bad either. Don't forget the syrup Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #31 June 11, 2004 OOH oooh oooh ! I have _S Y R U P_ !!!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #32 June 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteThat doesn't sound so bad either. Don't forget the syrup LOL - Great minds . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #33 June 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote I wish someone would tape your hands and feet up, see how YOU like it. Me too *sigh* Duct tape? Gaffer's tape? Electical tape? Masking tape? Just let me know... I'm betting bondage tape... alledgedly.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #34 June 11, 2004 QuoteI'm betting bondage tape... alledgedly. Well, if anyone would know it would be. . . wait, who was the greenie that is into that sort of thing???? oh yeah, all of them. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #35 June 11, 2004 Andrea's the worse of 'em....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #36 June 11, 2004 QuoteAndrea's the worse of 'em.... Or the best ef 'em. Depends on how you look at it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #37 June 11, 2004 Here's some Cat Haiku a friend of mine wrote (Errol Billing) that you might find amusing ... (especially the last one) ... You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. Rule for today Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning. Grace personified. I leap into the window. I meant to do that. Blur of motion, then - silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny? The mighty hunter Returns with gifts of plump birds - your foot just squashed one. You're always typing. Well, let's see you ignore me sitting on your hands. My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if I just hide my head. Terrible battle. I fought for hours. Come and see! What is 'term paper'? Kitty likes plastic Confuses for litter box Don't leave tarp around Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner I want to be close to you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? Wanna go outside. Oh, shit! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams My claws are not THAT sharp. Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! we could break so much!" Litter box not here You must have moved it I'll crap in the sink The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold Time for "Marble Hockey" We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt?'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #38 June 11, 2004 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathaniel 0 #39 June 11, 2004 For $5 you can go down to a pet store and get a pair of kitty nail clippers. Takes off the sharp points, but they'll grow back in a week or two. nathanielMy advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #40 June 11, 2004 you can use regular toenail clippers. just turn them so that the blades run vertical instead of horizontal. my procedure for kitty nail clipping: 1. find a very thick, very large towel. the average "bath sheet" does fine. 2. creep up behind kitty when he's distracted. 3. toss towel over cat. 4. pick up cat and towel. 5. secure edges of towel, leaving a very small opening. 6. reach into opening, fish out a paw. 7. exerting gentle pressure on the toes, extend the claw and clip. make sure not to clip anywhere on the claw that looks pink, that is too close. 8. release paw. paw will disappear back into towel 9. reach back into towel. fish out a paw. preferably, not the same paw. if the same paw is fished out, release, and try again. 10. repeat procedure until both front paws have been clipped. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #41 June 11, 2004 My cat is so laidback no need of the towel or anything. I just let him curl up in my lap and can cut his nails while he lays there purring. He pulls his paws back a bit sometimes, but a bit of force from me he relaxes and just lets me finsih. Never once has he complained or tried to run away. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #42 June 11, 2004 Is that your kitty with the Billy Idol sneer in your avatar? Very cute ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #43 June 11, 2004 QuoteFor $5 you can go down to a pet store and get a pair of ____Takes off the sharp points, but they'll grow back in a week or two. nathaniel Those are perfect! I can use them on his teeth right? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #44 June 11, 2004 No - That is ACTUALLY Slappie. Fukn Furr BallI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #45 June 11, 2004 QuoteNo - That is ACTUALLY Slappie. Fukn Furr Ball Hey Slappie ... anyone ever tell you that you look like Billy Idol? 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #46 June 11, 2004 ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to the world of being a Cat parent. That sounds just like my cat, rightn down to the whole follow me to the bathroom thing. He finally got over that when I let him in the shower once. He then realized that he hates water more then he wanted to be next to me. They stop running over your face when they are good and ready for it. That took about 6 or 7 months for my cat. Then again about that same time I flung him across the room at about 3 in the morning (completly on accident) After that he didn't seem to think it was a god idea to run acorss daddies face when ever he thought he needed attention. Now he is a year old and still likes to f--k up my hands if I try to pet him to softly or to hard.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #47 June 11, 2004 QuoteAndrea's the worse of 'em.... I don't know. THe longer I know him, the more of a Freak Bill is......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #48 June 11, 2004 QuoteI don't know. THe longer I know him, the more of a Freak Bill is...... no kidding... he's too quiet and reserved to be any where near normalI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfunction 0 #49 June 11, 2004 I went to get my annual TB / Hep-B vaccines done, and the nurse that was giving the tests looked at my arm and asked what kind of masochistic activities I was into. After that, I decided to declaw my cat. She is a little over a year old now, knows that she has no claws, but that doesn't keep her from trying to claw the furniture. She has gotten really good with using her teeth to attack with. She still thinks that anything that I am working on, she is more important and will lay down, swing her tail, and f*ck everything up. I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathaniel 0 #50 June 11, 2004 Quote Those are perfect! I can use them on his teeth right? Uhm...no. Those won't grow back. When my cat gets bitey I put her in the shower and turn on the cold water. I read it on a message board, maybe this one...it helps her get her priorities straight. Don't have to go all the way as turning on the cold water, just carrying her to the tub is usually enough now that she knows what the treatment is all about . nathanielMy advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
