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What is the real reason for the Earths seasonal change i.e. Summer Autumn (Fall) Winter Spring (it has very little to do with the axis):)
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So how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



None because I would shoot them all before they could chuck any would... stupid big ass rodents...
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So how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



None because I would shoot them all before they could chuck any would... stupid big ass rodents...



How do you spell what comes from a tree????
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You're in a room with two computers. One computer programmed to lie and the other to tell the truth. Two doors out of this room, one leads to life, the other to death. You are allowed to ask one question of one computer in an effort to figure out which door leads to life. You don't know which computer lies and which tells the truth. There is one question you can ask that regardless of which computer you ask, you will choose the correct door. What is the question?

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So how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



None because I would shoot them all before they could chuck any would... stupid big ass rodents...



Good answer :D. Another for you, why is it my neighbor's dog likes to eat my kitty cat's poo :o??

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You're in a room with two computers. One computer programmed to lie and the other to tell the truth. Two doors out of this room, one leads to life, the other to death. You are allowed to ask one question of one computer in an effort to figure out which door leads to life. You don't know which computer lies and which tells the truth. There is one question you can ask that regardless of which computer you ask, you will choose the correct door. What is the question?

This reminds me of a book I read once called
Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy" by a guy named Robert Anton Wilson, he starts the book pointing out that the majority of terrans are six legged... but that's not why it reminds me of that book...

you see later in the book he tells the story of Vlad the Impailer (he was a tirant of a ruler...) he tried to take over the known world during his rein. During one of his battles, with a very difficult opponent he brought in a pair of monks and asked them both what his chances of prevaiing in the battle were.

One of the monks told him the truth and said that the other rulers forces were too great and there was no chance for him to beat them... he was bound to lose...

the other monk lied to Vlad and told him that there was no opponent that could stand against Vlad and he would certainly prevail....

The story goes on to say that Vlad The Impailer Killed one of the monks but no one is sure which one he allowed to live... and people have been arguing for centuries which one he killed...

as for the computers I would ask one of the computers Would the other computer tell me that the right hand door is safe to exit? if the answer is yes then I can go through that door... if the answer is no then its not safe to go out that door...
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Good answer :D. Another for you, why is it my neighbor's dog likes to eat my kitty cat's poo :o??

because cat food is higher in protien then dog food and subsiquently cat poop is higher in protien too...

but its still pretty gross... I know Karma has done it herself... B|
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So how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



None because I would shoot them all before they could chuck any would... stupid big ass rodents...



How do you spell what comes from a tree????

I've got a woody... but it seems I can't spell... :D
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Why is the sky blue? :|

This is my all time favorite question... (did you know that?)

The sky is blue because of a principle called Rayleigh Scattering... essentially the light from the sun that doesn't pass straight through the atmosphere is refracted such that the light that passes through the atmosphere at the higher angles is blue (although there are actually more UV then blue we just can't see the UV with our eyes...)
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Icon, you're on the right track, but that's not quite right. Your question would actually lead you out the wrong door. For example, if you asked the computer that tells the truth your question, and if the right hand door were in fact the door to life, the computer you asked would tell you the other computer would say no. Therefore you'd pick the left door and die. Think about it.

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Icon, you're on the right track, but that's not quite right. Your question would actually lead you out the wrong door. For example, if you asked the computer that tells the truth your question, and if the right hand door were in fact the door to life, the computer you asked would tell you the other computer would say no. Therefore you'd pick the left door and die. Think about it.

I knew it was something like that... :D
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Since you love thermodynamics so much, here's a question about my home a/c...

Why does the high-pressure R-22 line (skinny line, coming in from the compressor) get hot, while the low pressure line (fat line, running back out to the compressor) gets cold and wet, like a coke can?

I'd think there would be more heat in the refrigerant leaving the air-handler coil:|.

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What is the meaning of life? :D

come on ask me something hard... if your ask someone that has read any douglas adams then they're going to say the answer's 42...

If you ask a Budhist then they believe that life is about suffering and reaching enlightment through suffering.

A Taoist would say that life is about balance...

Personally I like to think I'm here to enjoy myself and that as long as I make an effort not to hurt others I should be able to do whatever I want... :)
this is by no means a comphrensive answer... but I hope it will suffice... :P
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Why is it everytime I turn on the radio I hear the same 5 songs every 10 minutes for the whole day?

because people as a whole are shallow and generally like the same thing... or at least that's what the radio stations would like to think... :D this is of course why I don't listen to the radio... :P
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