Icon134 0 #51 July 17, 2006 QuoteYMMV Easy question probably, but what the hell does that mean? Well I don't know about others but Your Mileage May Vary Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #52 July 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteAre you coming to the Star Farms Boogie in Paso? Probably not... stupid school is keeping me in town for most of the next 9 months...So will you introduce yourself to me next time you see me? I promise to not be so intoxicated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #53 July 17, 2006 QuoteMight be playing kinda dirty here, hitting below the belt, but I honestly want to know... What's the best way to locate a fascinatingly beautiful and intelligent woman, then convince her to marry me?well smart girls can't be fooled... in order to get any woman you need to be yourself and when you find the perfect girl it should just click... of course this is only a theory and the only proof I have is accptance of my dog... who in her own way is a fascinatingly beautiful and intellegent girl... only she is on 4 legs most of her time... (and is currently licking the couch, go fig... )Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #54 July 17, 2006 QuoteSo will you introduce yourself to me next time you see me? I promise to not be so intoxicated. I'll make an effort but I'm pretty shy in person... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #55 July 17, 2006 QuoteAsk me a question (within reason...) and I'll try and come up with an answer...What if I don't want to play Stump Scott?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #56 July 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteAsk me a question (within reason...) and I'll try and come up with an answer...What if I don't want to play Stump Scott?Then don't, but since you just asked me a question I have to wonder if you're really committed to this attitude... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #57 July 17, 2006 Mare's eat oats, Doe's eat oats, little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #58 July 17, 2006 QuoteThen don't, but since you just asked me a question I have to wonder if you're really committed to this attitude... Have you figured it out yet? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #59 July 17, 2006 How much longer will writing these Thank You cards take me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #60 July 17, 2006 Quote only she is on 4 legs most of her time... Being on all 4's can be a good thing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #61 July 17, 2006 Exactly why is it that skydivers are generally much more comfortable with raunchy/lewd behavior in public than most other people are? Not complaining, just wondering. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #62 July 17, 2006 QuoteMare's eat oats, Doe's eat oats, little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? I've never considered eating ivy... but I have eaten seaweed... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #63 July 17, 2006 QuoteQuote only she is on 4 legs most of her time... Being on all 4's can be a good thing Especially with doing it doggie style Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #64 July 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteThen don't, but since you just asked me a question I have to wonder if you're really committed to this attitude... Have you figured it out yet? yes I have... unfotunately this is also an example of the Liars Paradox... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #65 July 17, 2006 why does my penis hurt so much when I urinate? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #66 July 17, 2006 Quotewhy does my penis hurt so much when I urinate? You might want to defer that question to the free clinic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #67 July 17, 2006 QuoteHow much longer will writing these Thank You cards take me?that depends on several factors... for example... if you can write one thank you note in 5 minutes and have 100 thank you notes left to write then it will take just about 2 hours to complete all of the notes... now that doesn't account for breaks... like bathroom, snack foods, etc... and it could take more like 2-3 days or more if your anything like me... because I'm likely to get distracted or find something else to do like posting here... ScottLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #68 July 17, 2006 QuoteExactly why is it that skydivers are generally much more comfortable with raunchy/lewd behavior in public than most other people are? Not complaining, just wondering.whos to say I am comfortable with raunchy/lewd behavior in public... cause for what its worth I'm not generally... (and I would consider myself a skydiver... )Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #69 July 17, 2006 QuoteQuote only she is on 4 legs most of her time... Being on all 4's can be a good thing Sure... but Karma being a dog means that conversation is either onesided or at the very least monosyllabic... on her end... I like conversation... ... intellectual connections are nice... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #70 July 17, 2006 QuoteEspecially with doing it doggie style If you insist... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #71 July 17, 2006 Quotewhy does my penis hurt so much when I urinate?well it depends on the pain... but there are a number of possible reasons... depending on your age and the type of pain it could be an enlarged prostate (as I understand that is something men need to worry about...) personally I would just as soon that you keep that to yourself in the future... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #72 July 17, 2006 Will I really get arrested for removing the tag from the bottom of the mattress? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #73 July 17, 2006 Quoteintellectual connections are nice... Yes they are... so are sexual connections, it's even better when you manage to have both Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #74 July 17, 2006 QuoteWill I really get arrested for removing the tag from the bottom of the mattress?The Short answer is that you can remove it (as the final consumer...) the long answer is listed below... Back in the 1900s, mattresses often contained a host of vermin and disease-carrying materials. To protect consumers, the government required dealers to post tags on their mattresses listing the contents. Later, the Feds added a warning to the content tag with the ominous message, "Do not remove under penalty of law," in big, black letters. The move may have deterred duplicitous mattress dealers, but it only served to confuse consumers who didn't know that the threat wasn't meant for them. Confronted by fear of prosecution, consumers left the tags on their mattresses. Recently, the Feds addressed the misunderstanding by changing the label to: "This tag may not be removed except by the consumer."Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #75 July 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteintellectual connections are nice... Yes they are... so are sexual connections, it's even better when you manage to have both true that... in theory... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Page 3 of 7 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Icon134 0 #74 July 17, 2006 QuoteWill I really get arrested for removing the tag from the bottom of the mattress?The Short answer is that you can remove it (as the final consumer...) the long answer is listed below... Back in the 1900s, mattresses often contained a host of vermin and disease-carrying materials. To protect consumers, the government required dealers to post tags on their mattresses listing the contents. Later, the Feds added a warning to the content tag with the ominous message, "Do not remove under penalty of law," in big, black letters. The move may have deterred duplicitous mattress dealers, but it only served to confuse consumers who didn't know that the threat wasn't meant for them. Confronted by fear of prosecution, consumers left the tags on their mattresses. Recently, the Feds addressed the misunderstanding by changing the label to: "This tag may not be removed except by the consumer."Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #75 July 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteintellectual connections are nice... Yes they are... so are sexual connections, it's even better when you manage to have both true that... in theory... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
