grue 1 #3 July 12, 2006 I have a love hate relationship with my ex. Right now the needle's definitely in the "hate" zone cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #4 July 12, 2006 watch a porn and have a wank much betterhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #5 July 12, 2006 kick her in the throat and get it over with. If she doesnt survive the blow, dismember the body and dump the torso in the river. Everything else can be burned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 July 12, 2006 Alcohol can be a wonderful thing, but under the wrong circumstances (yours being the worst of all) it can be one of the worst things in life as well. Of course, I only know that because I've done it, so go get fucked up if you want to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #7 July 12, 2006 Dude, trust me... Don't start a relationship with alcohol based on having it relieve the problems in your life. That's not the way to go. I wish I could give you some better advice, but please don't turn to alcohol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #8 July 12, 2006 Whatever else she may have done, don't let her take this from you. Being drunk will not help, it will only hurt more, and you will never again be the guy who doesn't get drunk when he's hurting. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #9 July 12, 2006 Now is not a good time to start. Make a voodoo doll of her and poke it with pins until you feel better.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #10 July 12, 2006 Quotekick her in the throat and get it over with. If she doesnt survive the blow, dismember the body and dump the torso in the river. Everything else can be burned. Between the post and the Dane Cook quote in your av, I cracked a grin cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #11 July 12, 2006 QuoteNow is not a good time to start. Make a voodoo doll of her and poke it with pins until you feel better. I'll do better. I've got a wicked sharp sword and assorted fruits. I'm going outside for a bit.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #12 July 12, 2006 Much better idea! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhammond 0 #13 July 12, 2006 Grue, I have never met anyone who has never had a drink, I am very curious, first off I respect your choice and find it something that you should be very proud of. Life is a very difficult ride and most cannot face it head on. you on the other hand have faced it and in this tough time are looking for a bit of comfort. my sugestion is take a deep breath let it pass and know there are other people out there that would do nasty things to the peson out there pissing you off..... and if tomarrow you want to know what a cold beer thaste like .... well wait till then .... booze causes more problems than it solves... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #14 July 12, 2006 you know, there are many alternatives to drinking or cutting up fruit that are much more satisfying as well......I'd suggest following up on one of those! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #15 July 12, 2006 Phew. I feel better. ANyone want any sliced apples, bananas, grapefruits, or oranges?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #16 July 12, 2006 Once you start drinkin because you're pissed off it's hard to stop. My career has come close to ending countless times due to alcohol, find something else to rely on. please.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #17 July 12, 2006 Funnoodles, you know those cheap foam tubes that are sold as pool toys, are great targets for swinging away with a sword. They slice up in a very satisfying manner. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #18 July 12, 2006 I'm glad you're feeling better grue... I'll second what others have said... there are times that its ok to drink... this wasn't one of them...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 July 12, 2006 Quotekick her in the throat and get it over with. If she doesnt survive the blow, dismember the body and dump the torso in the river. Everything else can be burned. Glad i'm not a MODERATOR, you arse would be bannedYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #20 July 12, 2006 YES!!! YES!!!! Welcome to the club. We will put your card on order now that you have come to the dark side! drinking is FUN!! It will never leave you, you cant piss it off (but it makes you piss) and it can always be there for you. I say make it something good. Yes, good... Go get a bottle of Tres Generaciones and let the party get started!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #21 July 12, 2006 Then your blood would be thin to booze and it won't take a whole lot to fu¢k you up. I'll echo what others have said, that getting drunk isn't the answer, I know from experience . Best to pick a time when you're more clear-headed to dance with the bottle. Sounds like you need to take a day off work to repeatedly throw your @$$ at the ground . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #22 July 12, 2006 Just remember homeskillet, no woman is worth losing youself over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kimemerson 7 #23 July 12, 2006 gotta be about one of the dumbest ass reasons to start. Ex's aren't worth the trouble you're just going to bring on yourself. What's she going to get out of it? I'll tell you. She'll get one more reason to think less of you. And once you're mature enough to get over her, you won't be over the alcohol. And the alcohol will kill you when she could no longer give a shit enough to get your name right. If you hate her, why treat yourself like you're the one you hate? Go talk to some friends instead. Smoke a lot of top grade pot. Make a shit load of skydives. Do something constructive because all you're describing is destructive but to the wrong thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #24 July 12, 2006 Oh hun Im sorry your going through stupid shit with your ex. The only thing I can say is the same thing everyone else has said "Dont do it, she's not worth it" Go make some more of those yummy borrito thingys and this time share! Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #25 July 12, 2006 QuoteI have a love hate relationship with my ex. Right now the needle's definitely in the "hate" zone Good job Grue - way to hold out. It may have seemed like an option, but you would have been confusing who you think you're really mad at, which is her, not you and your pristine liver. If you're ever gonna drink, do it to toast and celebrate and have fun and in moderation. Someone else said it, and I'll reiterate: most people aren't strong enough to avoid medicating their reality into something else. I stumble, but I'm getting there. You're already there, which may not seem like an accomplishment, but it is. Hold on to it. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
