unformed 0 #1 July 8, 2006 in speaker's corner there was a post of dolphins masturbating. curious, i started looking for a picture ... and found this. here ya go.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 July 8, 2006 I blame Bill Clinton for this! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 July 8, 2006 Yeah, if it weren't for him, dolphins wouldn't be jacking themselves off, and no self-respecting would ever have . . . oral sex . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #4 July 8, 2006 I didn't realize dolphins had hands.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dancingdolphin 0 #5 July 8, 2006 Damn.........caught out again... If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #6 July 8, 2006 QuoteI didn't realize dolphins had hands. since when do you need hands to masturbate?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #7 July 8, 2006 Quote since when do you need hands to masturbate? I concede. You're clearly better than me We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dancingdolphin 0 #8 July 8, 2006 It's not easy but you know what they say..where's there a will(y) there's a way!! If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #9 July 8, 2006 Quote will(y) LOL!We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #10 July 8, 2006 Clearly an advantage of having opposable thumbs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kansasskydiver 0 #11 July 9, 2006 Pink dolphins do it better<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #12 July 9, 2006 When dolphins talk about masturbation, do they call it flogging the human? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,995 #13 July 9, 2006 > I didn't realize dolphins had hands. Useless fact of the day - dolphins use their penises as hands; they're prehensile. They can pick stuff up that's lying on the bottom of pools. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #14 July 9, 2006 THats fuckrd uo I need to stopp drinkinfg"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JJohnson 0 #15 July 9, 2006 Quote> I didn't realize dolphins had hands. Useless fact of the day - dolphins use their penises as hands; they're prehensile. They can pick stuff up that's lying on the bottom of pools. I'm not sure which is scarier, that there is a prehensile penis or that you knew about it.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites only_at_120 0 #16 July 9, 2006 Doesn't surprise me. Just surprised nobody mentioned pigs do it. I have a pig that will hump and masturbate on anything he can! No females around. And every seen one of them corkscrew peckers!!!! OMG!!! Most people don't even believe it! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 221 #17 July 10, 2006 This is just . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #18 July 10, 2006 Quote I'm not sure which is scarier, that there is a prehensile penis or that you knew about it. LOL!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #19 July 10, 2006 Quote This is just . . . YIKES!!! My self esteem just went down several notches.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #20 July 10, 2006 Quote This is just . . . Fess up. You just googled "Dolphin Masturbating," didn't you?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 221 #21 July 10, 2006 QuoteQuote This is just . . . Fess up. You just googled "Dolphin Masturbating," didn't you? Nope. E-mailI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #22 July 10, 2006 QuoteUseless fact of the day - dolphins use their penises as hands; they're prehensile. They can pick stuff up that's lying on the bottom of pools. WHERE THE HELL DO I GET A PET DOLPHIN?!?!? I mean...that's interesting. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #23 July 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote This is just . . . Fess up. You just googled "Dolphin Masturbating," didn't you? Nope. E-mail Having now done it, may I just advise, DON'T google that. Eww, eww, and eww. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jakee 1,497 #24 July 10, 2006 QuoteHaving now done it, may I just advise, DON'T google that. Eww, eww, and eww. [Laugh] Oh. My. God. Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,995 #25 July 10, 2006 >I'm not sure which is scarier, that there is a prehensile penis or that you knew about it. I volunteered at the Long Marine Mammal Research Center for a few weeks back in 1991/1992. Learned a lot about the dolphins, sea lions and seals that lived there. They are a lot smarter than people give them credit for. Even the sea lions were a lot smarter than dogs. To this day it bugs me when people call sea lions "seals" for some reason. (Doesn't help that the SEALs mascot is a sea lion.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kansasskydiver 0 #11 July 9, 2006 Pink dolphins do it better<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #12 July 9, 2006 When dolphins talk about masturbation, do they call it flogging the human? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,995 #13 July 9, 2006 > I didn't realize dolphins had hands. Useless fact of the day - dolphins use their penises as hands; they're prehensile. They can pick stuff up that's lying on the bottom of pools. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 July 9, 2006 THats fuckrd uo I need to stopp drinkinfg"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #15 July 9, 2006 Quote> I didn't realize dolphins had hands. Useless fact of the day - dolphins use their penises as hands; they're prehensile. They can pick stuff up that's lying on the bottom of pools. I'm not sure which is scarier, that there is a prehensile penis or that you knew about it.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
only_at_120 0 #16 July 9, 2006 Doesn't surprise me. Just surprised nobody mentioned pigs do it. I have a pig that will hump and masturbate on anything he can! No females around. And every seen one of them corkscrew peckers!!!! OMG!!! Most people don't even believe it! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #17 July 10, 2006 This is just . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #18 July 10, 2006 Quote I'm not sure which is scarier, that there is a prehensile penis or that you knew about it. LOL!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #19 July 10, 2006 Quote This is just . . . YIKES!!! My self esteem just went down several notches.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #20 July 10, 2006 Quote This is just . . . Fess up. You just googled "Dolphin Masturbating," didn't you?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #21 July 10, 2006 QuoteQuote This is just . . . Fess up. You just googled "Dolphin Masturbating," didn't you? Nope. E-mailI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 July 10, 2006 QuoteUseless fact of the day - dolphins use their penises as hands; they're prehensile. They can pick stuff up that's lying on the bottom of pools. WHERE THE HELL DO I GET A PET DOLPHIN?!?!? I mean...that's interesting. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 July 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote This is just . . . Fess up. You just googled "Dolphin Masturbating," didn't you? Nope. E-mail Having now done it, may I just advise, DON'T google that. Eww, eww, and eww. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,497 #24 July 10, 2006 QuoteHaving now done it, may I just advise, DON'T google that. Eww, eww, and eww. [Laugh] Oh. My. God. Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,995 #25 July 10, 2006 >I'm not sure which is scarier, that there is a prehensile penis or that you knew about it. I volunteered at the Long Marine Mammal Research Center for a few weeks back in 1991/1992. Learned a lot about the dolphins, sea lions and seals that lived there. They are a lot smarter than people give them credit for. Even the sea lions were a lot smarter than dogs. To this day it bugs me when people call sea lions "seals" for some reason. (Doesn't help that the SEALs mascot is a sea lion.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
