Why does he have to be such a doll . . .

[kelel01 1]

Aw, man, my coworker is ADORABLE. And sweet. But he's SUCH a playboy. AND he tells me all of his "get the girl" secrets. Sad.

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AND he tells me all of his "get the girl" secrets. Sad.

Share please.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Aw, man, my coworker is ADORABLE. And sweet. But he's SUCH a playboy. AND he tells me all of his "get the girl" secrets. Sad.

is he the one that sent you the fuckbuddy note?

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[Thanatos340 1]

Since when do we work together??

[kelel01 1]

No, I made that note up. I was bored. I mentioned it later in the thread (probably after you had already tired of it).

Although he WAS the one that inspired it.

And J, if the price is right, I'll work for you.

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And J, if the price is right, I'll work for you.

Send resume.
Make sure to list Skills, Favorite Positions and salary requirements.

Resumes with Picutes get reviewed much faster!!

If all looks good I can arrange a personal interview in the Disco Boogie express this weekend.

[Dolph 0]

Use him. Draw him into your lair and brush thickly a layer of seduction upon his bared, naked soul.

Then, once all his energies have been drained and his innermost being is committed to you, you shall discard him like a rotten fruit, not even deigning him with a second glance or thought.

The best of it is that you will actually be doing him a favour by making him understand the consequences of his behaviour.

Remember to bring salt. In case his wounds need a rubbing.

[damion75 0]

Awww Dolph, you're so in touch with your feminine side. So poetic!

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Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

[Dolph 0]

Thanks bro. I can also pull off wearing miniskirts. Draw the line at g-strings though, they hurt my balls.

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No, I made that note up. I was bored. I mentioned it later in the thread (probably after you had already tired of it).

Although he WAS the one that inspired it.

And J, if the price is right, I'll work for you.

OMG, that is so funny that you made it up! You dooped me

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Use him. Draw him into your lair and brush thickly a layer of seduction upon his bared, naked soul.

Then, once all his energies have been drained and his innermost being is committed to you, you shall discard him like a rotten fruit, not even deigning him with a second glance or thought.

The best of it is that you will actually be doing him a favour by making him understand the consequences of his behaviour.

Remember to bring salt. In case his wounds need a rubbing.

Shit, you make her sound like Shelob from LOTR.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Thanks bro. I can also pull off wearing miniskirts. Draw the line at g-strings though, they hurt my balls.

>WINNER< of the 'Post of the Day' award.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Use him. Draw him into your lair and brush thickly a layer of seduction upon his bared, naked soul.

Then, once all his energies have been drained and his innermost being is committed to you, you shall discard him like a rotten fruit, not even deigning him with a second glance or thought.

The best of it is that you will actually be doing him a favour by making him understand the consequences of his behaviour.

Remember to bring salt. In case his wounds need a rubbing.

Shit, you make her sound like Shelob from LOTR.

OH ComeON! WTF?

Can't you tell the difference between the ICE QUEEN of Narnia and a Shelob?



What ?
Kel used to have blonde hair.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Use him. Draw him into your lair and brush thickly a layer of seduction upon his bared, naked soul.

Then, once all his energies have been drained and his innermost being is committed to you, you shall discard him like a rotten fruit, not even deigning him with a second glance or thought.

The best of it is that you will actually be doing him a favour by making him understand the consequences of his behaviour.

Remember to bring salt. In case his wounds need a rubbing.

Shit, you make her sound like Shelob from LOTR.

OH ComeON! WTF?

Can't you tell the difference between the ICE QUEEN of Narnia and a Shelob?



What ?
Kel used to have blonde hair.

Oh sorry, getting my dead english children's fairy tale writers mixed up again. Silly Micro!

edit... but can kel make a good turkish delight?

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Thanks bro. I can also pull off wearing miniskirts. Draw the line at g-strings though, they hurt my balls.

You might have to shave the beard for wearing miniskirts, or people would look at you funny...

You coming to Empuria again this year?

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Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

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You might have to shave the beard for wearing miniskirts, or people would look at you funny...

They don't already?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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No, I made that note up. I was bored. I mentioned it later in the thread (probably after you had already tired of it).

Although he WAS the one that inspired it.

And J, if the price is right, I'll work for you.

well, pass the note to him then!

duh.

Scars remind us that the past is real

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You might have to shave the beard for wearing miniskirts, or people would look at you funny...

They don't already?

Only when my groinless latex pants lose their luster.

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You might have to shave the beard for wearing miniskirts, or people would look at you funny...

They don't already?

Only when my groinless latex pants lose their luster.

Groinless?

That's a new one.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Dolph 0]

Well fuck you very much you mocking asshole.

I have a knife. Let me illustrate the concept. Drop your pants, please.

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Well fuck you very much you mocking asshole.

I have a knife. Let me illustrate the concept. Drop your pants, please.

easy there skippy, I'll just have to break out on the annoying names with you, there sweetbreads.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skymedic 0]

No...I'M a DOLL!!!!!!!

Marc
otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman....

[Keith 0]

If it'll make you feel any better he'll wind up old used-up and lonley. They always do 'cause they've played the game so long they don't know how to be real and can't land a lasting relationship.

That's what I tell myself anyway.

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[kelel01 1]

Oh, Lordy. My faith in my abilities to judge character has been shaken once again.

He's SUCH an idiot.