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popsjumper

Is your refrigerator running...?

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Hell no...the bastard quit last night.

Ok, they sometimes do that but why now?

House is up for sale (includes fridge) and an offer was made 3 days ago wanting to close by the end of the month...so guess what?

The freakin' fridge gets pissed off that we are leaving it and, just to show us a thing or two, decides to simply give up the ghost and try to ruin its entire contents..

HA! I beat it though.
I cooked all the meats and veggies. HA! You bastard...take THAT!

Fortunately I have a freezer out in the garage that we can use (turned down to minimum cooling) until "the bastard" gets replaced or fixed.

Does it seem to you that appliances always know when the warranty is up or when the timing is just perfect to go out on blink so as to cause you the most grief?

I think it'san electrical conspiracy...where's Homeland Security when you need them?

[:/]
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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You speak the truth! I'd also like to add cameras used for skydiving to that statement though, they seem to know exactly when Nationals or an improtant meet/ jump is coming up and then they decide to quit. Electrical goods are possessed i tell you! :D

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Hi Andy

there is a place here in dalton that sells and fixes refrigeratores.

if it is old as in over 15 years its not worth fixing.

but you can buy a older repaired one for less than $150

let me know if you want me check out what they have .

bob
59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT
LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI)
www.dzmemories.com

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"Does it seem to you that appliances always know when the warranty is up or when the timing is just perfect to go out on blink so as to cause you the most grief?"

Yep...I replaced my stove, dishwasher, washer and dryer all within 6 weeks (they came with the house that I bought, so now I have the appliances I WANT:) But I, being a woman, love new appliances...:):$.

Bobbi
A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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Yeah, but...could you explain exactly how one would go about fuckin' a fridge?

:D:D:D



You know the difference between a refrigerator and anal sex?



A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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No...it's the AUTOMOBILE that starts breaking down as soon as the new car warranty expires (and the ex ignored you when you suggested he buy an extended one).

Right now, it seems that I need some sort of fan clutch for the truck's A/C. B|
Nina

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Ahhhhh, I hate it when an appliance is smarter than me. They also understand threats to have them replaced when the time/money/situation is good for you. Forget it. Mention anything about getting something new and it is guaranteed the motor in the existing one will not last the day.
Case in point.....I bought a restaurant here in San Pedro and I had planned to get a new freezer when it was more convenient, next two weeks or so. I only took it over July 1st. My meat freezer made it last cough and sputter on July 3rd. Today I am paying special delivery charges by boat from the mainland plus running a blast freezer 24 hours to keep my meats frozen. But just to be on the safe side, I replaced the entire kitchen.....that'll show the stove who is the boss!



It's all Jimmy Buffet's fault.

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i'll make you an even better offer on the fridge!



Uhhh..if I understand you correctly...thanks anyway.


I've been working on it and have just about figured out how to fuck the fridge without getting cold-cocked...

:D:D
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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hey if you buy me a new cxamper you canm stay there for free see fridge problem solved
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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I'm re-thinking that whole idea...everytime I talk to somebody about it a different (and higher) rent gets mentioned.

Besides, there's no room in your fridge...too many green beer bottles in there.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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