GQ_jumper 4 #1 July 5, 2006 ok so it's the fifth, i started drinking yesterday around noon and stopped when the sun came up this morning, its now noon and i'm still wasted. My head is owweee and my house won't stop moving, this isn't right!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 July 5, 2006 You should take a nice wednesday drive. That might clear everything up.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #3 July 5, 2006 i would but i have no clue where my car is, seriously......dude where's my carHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #4 July 5, 2006 Quotei would but i have no clue where my car is, seriously......dude where's my car You can't be that wasted and type . . . grab someones bike and pedal as fast as you can looking for your car.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 July 5, 2006 Quotei would but i have no clue where my car is, seriously......dude where's my car hmmm.... probably NOT a good idea to drive if you are wasted. just my opinion. hope your head feels better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #6 July 5, 2006 Quoteok so it's the fifth, i started drinking yesterday around noon and stopped when the sun came up this morning, its now noon and i'm still wasted. My head is owweee and my house won't stop moving, this isn't right! Okay, your problem is that you stopped drinking at sunrise. Once you start a day drunk, you must finish the day in that state, otherwise you are looking at an extended hangover. Get some more booze immedatly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #7 July 5, 2006 second thought, I heard that if you stand on your head and drink a glass of water the pain will go away. Trick is you have to drink from the opposite side of the glass.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #8 July 5, 2006 Quotesecond thought, I heard that if you stand on your head and drink a glass of water the pain will go away. Trick is you have to drink from the opposite side of the glass. I thought that was for hiccups. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #9 July 5, 2006 It's more of a cure all I think.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #10 July 5, 2006 ok, so i've gotten advice from two different people and i think they'reboth great ideas so i'm going to find the happy medium, i'm going to stay drunk all day by drinking vodka and redbull from a glass while i'm standing on my head as i pedal my bikeHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #11 July 5, 2006 Quotei would but i have no clue where my car is, seriously......dude where's my car Mr. (Neal) Houston, I think we have a problem! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #12 July 5, 2006 Mr. (Neal) Houston, I think we have a problem! Quote oh come on now, do i really look that Canadian eh? i can't believe i'm still drunk even thoguh it's been two days since the day before i started drinkingHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #13 July 5, 2006 Whoa, that's too weird! Feel better soon, Dan! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites namgrunt 0 #14 July 5, 2006 Dan needs a drink..soon ok GQ here is my suggestion If you plan on running with US BIG DOGS or stay on the porch ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #15 July 5, 2006 ITS OK EVERYONE, I FOUND MY CAR, it was exactly where I don't remember leaving it. Rosa, nothing's ever too weird you just have to try and look at it from my prspective(which happens to be through the bottom of a martini glass at the moment). And Gruntman!! Unfortunately I just found out I won't be able to make skyfest, I'm sorry bro, but I have to start my new part time job that weekend, I quit my crappy 35 dollar a night job at the night club and traded it in for a 100 dollar an hour bodyguard position on the weekends. And to everyone else, a little piece of advice, when you buy expensive furniture that has to be assembled, sober up before you assemble it, I think my new queen size bed is actually a go kart now and I still can't figure out how I did it.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #16 July 5, 2006 OK so apparently my situation has my dear friend Liz confused, so I'm going to try and explain for everyone. Sometime before now which as the day prior to yesterday i got trashed, and then on the later day of the day i satrted drinking i continued to get drunk which brings me to the day after two days before I got drunk I'm still drunk, my car is lost, my bed is a go kart, and vodka redbull doesn't come out the bottom of the glass but it does go up your nose if you stand upside down. Glad I could clear that all up for everyone. Anymore questions?History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skykittykat 0 #17 July 5, 2006 QuoteOK so apparently my situation has my dear friend Liz confused In my defense, I was confused by... ummm.., well, anyway, oh yeah, you didn't give me the FULL story where you had actually stopped drinking!!! Copious amounts of water and lucozade may do the trick along with a big fry up. Failing that, take some Migralieve or similar migraine tablets which will knock you out and make you sleep. You will wake up feeling fine with no headache or room spinning. Hair of the dog is also the way to go! Liz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #18 July 5, 2006 i think i stopped drinking in bed around the time my ladyfriend had to leave.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skykittykat 0 #19 July 5, 2006 I hope for her sake that you didn't suffer from "brewer's droop" Liz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #20 July 5, 2006 thought i also should mention that yesterday was super boobie day and my friend Mandy's BBQ. i was thre a good part of the day and every girl hanging out there was hot as hell and had well..... super boobies. not to mention my friend Tyng in her little shorts has the greatest legs in the history of legsHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #21 July 5, 2006 here in the states it's more commonly refered to as "whiskey dick", and trust me I've never had that issueHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skykittykat 0 #22 July 5, 2006 Quote"whiskey dick" I think that the UK slang sounds better - slightly more refined Anyway, thanks for sharing and it will be good news to all your lady fans out there Big kiss and hugs from across the pond. Liz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #23 July 5, 2006 hugs to you too, now get your ass on omniskore and start typing me some WM coverage!!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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VanillaSkyGirl 6 #13 July 5, 2006 Whoa, that's too weird! Feel better soon, Dan! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #14 July 5, 2006 Dan needs a drink..soon ok GQ here is my suggestion If you plan on running with US BIG DOGS or stay on the porch ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #15 July 5, 2006 ITS OK EVERYONE, I FOUND MY CAR, it was exactly where I don't remember leaving it. Rosa, nothing's ever too weird you just have to try and look at it from my prspective(which happens to be through the bottom of a martini glass at the moment). And Gruntman!! Unfortunately I just found out I won't be able to make skyfest, I'm sorry bro, but I have to start my new part time job that weekend, I quit my crappy 35 dollar a night job at the night club and traded it in for a 100 dollar an hour bodyguard position on the weekends. And to everyone else, a little piece of advice, when you buy expensive furniture that has to be assembled, sober up before you assemble it, I think my new queen size bed is actually a go kart now and I still can't figure out how I did it.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #16 July 5, 2006 OK so apparently my situation has my dear friend Liz confused, so I'm going to try and explain for everyone. Sometime before now which as the day prior to yesterday i got trashed, and then on the later day of the day i satrted drinking i continued to get drunk which brings me to the day after two days before I got drunk I'm still drunk, my car is lost, my bed is a go kart, and vodka redbull doesn't come out the bottom of the glass but it does go up your nose if you stand upside down. Glad I could clear that all up for everyone. Anymore questions?History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykittykat 0 #17 July 5, 2006 QuoteOK so apparently my situation has my dear friend Liz confused In my defense, I was confused by... ummm.., well, anyway, oh yeah, you didn't give me the FULL story where you had actually stopped drinking!!! Copious amounts of water and lucozade may do the trick along with a big fry up. Failing that, take some Migralieve or similar migraine tablets which will knock you out and make you sleep. You will wake up feeling fine with no headache or room spinning. Hair of the dog is also the way to go! Liz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #18 July 5, 2006 i think i stopped drinking in bed around the time my ladyfriend had to leave.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykittykat 0 #19 July 5, 2006 I hope for her sake that you didn't suffer from "brewer's droop" Liz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #20 July 5, 2006 thought i also should mention that yesterday was super boobie day and my friend Mandy's BBQ. i was thre a good part of the day and every girl hanging out there was hot as hell and had well..... super boobies. not to mention my friend Tyng in her little shorts has the greatest legs in the history of legsHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #21 July 5, 2006 here in the states it's more commonly refered to as "whiskey dick", and trust me I've never had that issueHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykittykat 0 #22 July 5, 2006 Quote"whiskey dick" I think that the UK slang sounds better - slightly more refined Anyway, thanks for sharing and it will be good news to all your lady fans out there Big kiss and hugs from across the pond. Liz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #23 July 5, 2006 hugs to you too, now get your ass on omniskore and start typing me some WM coverage!!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
