dancingdolphin 0 #26 July 4, 2006 She replies with "That was a joke? You know, people who have to tell corny jokes like that usually need to be the center of attention, and are unable to simply be, and I kind of feel like it was insulting to my story and for my memory of Vienna for you to counter by telling a joke like that. I really feel like jokes like that are insulting to the people forced to listen to them." Sounds like she may be in therapy and/or in need of it!!.. better luck with your next date!! ( I thought the joke was very cute) If you're holding anyone else accountable for your happiness, you're wasting your time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #27 July 4, 2006 QuoteThe smile is fine, it's the comment that he said. Geez people learn to read will you. He didnt say the comment the SMILE said the comment, it wasn't actually voclalised (at least not according to the recount) Who the fuck would do that? Hey do you think my corny joke made the night a bit better. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #28 July 4, 2006 QuoteThe joke was fine, but I think you should have left out this part: QuoteHe smiles, a genuine smile that said "I hope that somehow my corny joke made your night better." Um, a little credit here. I didn't say "Gee, I hope my joke made your night better." It was the smile that INFERRED it. Jeez._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #29 July 4, 2006 Quote It was the smile that INFERRED it. Wow, that's one anthropomorphic smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #30 July 4, 2006 QuoteQuote It was the smile that INFERRED it. Wow, that's one anthropomorphic smile. Are you IMPLYING something?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #31 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuote It was the smile that INFERRED it. Wow, that's one anthropomorphic smile. A smile is human. How can it be anthropomorphic? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #32 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote It was the smile that INFERRED it. Wow, that's one anthropomorphic smile. A smile is human. How can it be anthropomorphic? you are assuming that other creatures dont smile, that's a very homo-centric opinion dave You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #33 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote It was the smile that INFERRED it. Wow, that's one anthropomorphic smile. A smile is human. How can it be anthropomorphic? Lips are human, a smile is a concept. Either way, it's incapable of inferring anything on it's own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #34 July 5, 2006 Neither of you are helping my headache. :)_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #35 July 5, 2006 I think you went out with someone that takes herself a little bit too seriously and someone that doesn't understand the meaning of lightheartedness... She overreacted. If she overreacted to something like that, I can only imagine what would happen if you used the wrong fork or spilt wine all over the table... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #36 July 5, 2006 I thought it was great. What a hag. Just imagine the crap she would have dealt you after a few months. Too bad you are in New York... I like corny jokes. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #37 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote It was the smile that INFERRED it. Wow, that's one anthropomorphic smile. A smile is human. How can it be anthropomorphic? you are assuming that other creatures dont smile, that's a very homo-centric opinion dave Are you inferring that ntrprnr isn't human? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #38 July 5, 2006 QuoteI think you went out with someone that takes herself a little bit too seriously and someone that doesn't understand the meaning of lightheartedness... She overreacted. If she overreacted to something like that, I can only imagine what would happen if you used the wrong fork or spilt wine all over the table... This is the best yet! I agree. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #39 July 5, 2006 QuoteI thought it was great. What a hag. Just imagine the crap she would have dealt you after a few months. Too bad you are in New York... I like corny jokes. You ARE pretty corny! Too bad you don't love me anymore, I gots lots of corn!!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #40 July 5, 2006 You are the one that doesn't call!! I lost your number....for real. Plus, I figured you'd be the first one in line to give me crap after I broke myself. Anyway....back on topic...that girl needs an attitude adjustment. Yuck. I thought it was cute. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #41 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe smile is fine, it's the comment that he said. Geez people learn to read will you. He didnt say the comment the SMILE said the comment, it wasn't actually voclalised (at least not according to the recount) Who the fuck would do that? Hey do you think my corny joke made the night a bit better. I'm glad I'm not the only person on this board who knows what "inferred" means. I was starting to wonder how many responses I was going to read through that misinterpreted that line from his post.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #42 July 5, 2006 that was a cute corny joke. She needs a sense of humor... CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #43 July 5, 2006 QuoteThe smile is fine, it's the comment that he said. He said it was his smile that said that, not that he actually said it. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #44 July 5, 2006 She sounds like a stuck up bitch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #45 July 5, 2006 I laughed reading your post. I'd go on that third date with you... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #46 July 5, 2006 She had a bad day and took it out on you. Do you really want to be around someone like that? Sounds a bit high maintenance at best. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #47 July 5, 2006 QuoteIt was a cute story. I would have laughed. Fuck her. Oh wait. You can't. He could - there doesn't need to be intellectual stimulus to get a piece of ass - just ass ass that wants a piece.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites