lisamariewillbe 1 #1 July 4, 2006 A 17 year old said this in a different thread QuoteI know lots of kids that started jumping when they were 17 with parents permission but the thing is they can afford it. And I responded back with this QuoteYou are not lots of kids, you are your parents kid and they are saying no. You can not compare yourself to others. sigh ... the cycle has completed Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 July 4, 2006 Responsibility is a bitch, ain't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 July 4, 2006 Dont make me come over there (another of my moms lines...) and "were you born in a barn? Close the door..." Once my brother Michael replied back with "That would make you the cow then huh ma?" and he got the classic ... " come over here so I can smack you"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 July 4, 2006 <> - to which the answer should always be... No, a hospital with swing doors! followed by a clip around the ear . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #5 July 4, 2006 QUICK!!! You have to have some kids so you can turn them into YOU!!!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 July 4, 2006 Quote"were you born in a barn? Close the door..." I've always like that line... only I responded with "No, I was born in a Hospital... They have automatic doors... " In fact if I'd been born in a barn I'd probably have learned to shut the door... as my dad was allways yelling at us to shut the barn door... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 July 4, 2006 Ive got some already, they are about to be listed on Ebay as they are not watching the NASA channel with me anymore Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #8 July 4, 2006 QuoteIve got some already, they are about to be listed on Ebay as they are not watching the NASA channel with me anymore Thanks for reminding me the shuttle is launching today, I had forgot ------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 July 4, 2006 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2315252;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unreadSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #10 July 4, 2006 Is not taking interest in what your mother was watching something you would have done? If so, Mission Accomplished!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 July 4, 2006 yes ... My favorite saying is "just trying to get you raised with as little thearpy needed as possible" wonder if they will say that Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #12 July 4, 2006 Another that doesn't apply any longer is the classic: "If "%persons_name%" jumped off a bridge, would you do it too? DUH! Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 July 4, 2006 Quote"If "%persons_name%" jumped off a bridge, would you do it too? My kids would answer "Not without the proper BASE gear"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 July 4, 2006 QuoteAnother that doesn't apply any longer is the classic: "If "%persons_name%" jumped off a bridge, would you do it too? DUH! *** I always answered....Never happen, I'd be FIRST! (wanna get a lower number) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #15 July 4, 2006 Wait until you're telling a joke in front of 30 people, you hunch over, your voice goes down an octave, and you go into "story" mode. And then someone says, "Dude, you're totally channeling your dad." Yeah. That's sobering. What'd Mark Twain say? "At 15, I couldn't believe how much my parents didn't know. At 25, I was amazed how much they'd learned?"_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #16 July 4, 2006 I crossed the line from young adult to wheezing, geezing old fart, the first time I told a rookie at work :" Boy, I got more time in the shitter, than you got in the Fire Dept. ". I think maybe it was then that my head got placed on my fathers body.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
