SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 July 3, 2006 Ok so this past weekend I thought I would do something "wholesome" with my kids. After picking my oldest up in Tallahassee from summer camp I thought we could swing up to Valdosta Ga and go to Wild Adventures...its a theme Park....well the day was going great...great coasters...rides that go round and round till ya wanna puke...the whole nine yards...Oooh and a water park attached so we cooled off on some fun water slides....well towards the end of the day and our bonding experiences was going nicely..we decided to take a open air train ride around the animal park...take a look at some zebras, giraffes,,, you know ooooh and aaaah at the caged beasts...well as we sit in the train and the conductor is going on and on about this animal and that animal and we are bonding even closer as a family, the conductor tells us about the up coming building on the left the first is where all the food prep goes on and directly behind that building is the "holding cages" for the new animals...as we round the bend and start to peer in and see a cute little monkey...but OMG what is that monkey doing????!!! Holy mother of everything that is good and decent in life, he is fucking the blue stuffed animal from behind...going at it like there was no tomorrow...you would have thought that a train coming up and thousands of eyes staring at him he would have had performance anxiety...but NOOOOOOO it just turns him on even more....HOLY CRAP!! Talk about hot monkey lovin'!!!!!!!!! My oldest son giggles and turns three shades of red...my youngest looks at me as if to say, "Mommy is it OK to stare?" (How could you not??? Never really seen a monkey fuck a stuffed animal from behind before) The train conductor just yells at the monkey, as if the monkey is going to understand her, "Bad Monkey! Bad!!" Yeah, I'm sure thats what the monkey told the stuffed animal right before he started to fuck it.... So a family bonding experience turns into a family bonding experience with a little sex education on the side, thrown in for free!! Woo! Hoo! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 July 3, 2006 the moral of the story. If you're gonna fuck a stuffed animal, finish before the train comes?? Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 July 3, 2006 Those damned monkeys just have no morals or shame! I've been to a zoo, where male monkeys were being 'self-indulgent' and the girl I was with just said; "MEN'! That'll put a red glow to your cheeks. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 July 3, 2006 Well come on Chuck, girls don't do those nasty sort of things.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 July 3, 2006 QuoteThose damned monkeys just have no morals or shame! I've been to a zoo, where male monkeys were being 'self-indulgent' and the girl I was with just said; "MEN'! That'll put a red glow to your cheeks. Chuck 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #6 July 3, 2006 ***"Bad Monkey! Bad!!" Yeah, I'm sure thats what the monkey told the stuffed animal right before he started to fuck it.... Guess we don't need to ask how your weekend was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 July 3, 2006 QuoteWell come on Chuck, girls don't do those nasty sort of things.... Bobbi __________________________________ I knew that! edit to add: Wait a minute! Wrong answer! This is Bobbi i'm talking to! i kow better. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 July 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteThose damned monkeys just have no morals or shame! I've been to a zoo, where male monkeys were being 'self-indulgent' and the girl I was with just said; "MEN'! That'll put a red glow to your cheeks. Chuck _____________________________________ That's funny! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #10 July 3, 2006 hehehehehehe--anybody else read Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 July 3, 2006 Oddly enough I didn't get any this weekend...Holy shit! I owe beer!! Though I did watch live porn.......heheheheheee Bad monkey! Bad!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #12 July 3, 2006 Damn Chuck, I am hurt. I am NOT that type of girl!! Aaaah who the hell am I trying to kid....yes I am...I maybe cheap but I am not.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaiziel 0 #13 July 3, 2006 QuoteOddly enough I didn't get any this weekend...Holy shit! I owe beer!! Though I did watch live porn.......heheheheheee Bad monkey! Bad!! Bobbi You know the rules. Video or pics or it didn't happen.---------------------------------------- 6.8% - Almost there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 July 3, 2006 QuoteDamn Chuck, I am hurt. I am NOT that type of girl!! Aaaah who the hell am I trying to kid....yes I am...I maybe cheap but I am not.... Bobbi _______________________________ Bobbi, Bobbi, Bobbi... what, are we going to do with you??? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #15 July 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteDamn Chuck, I am hurt. I am NOT that type of girl!! Aaaah who the hell am I trying to kid....yes I am...I maybe cheap but I am not.... Bobbi _______________________________ Bobbi, Bobbi, Bobbi... what, are we going to do with you??? Chuck I can think of a few things... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 July 3, 2006 Easy there big boy...Bad monkey! Bad!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #17 July 3, 2006 QuoteEasy there big boy...Bad monkey! Bad!! Bobbi I've been a real bad monkey.... wanna spank me? The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 July 3, 2006 Sure!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #19 July 3, 2006 Dam'n... now I guess it's time to drive north for a spanking... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #20 July 3, 2006 I didn't know a monkey could drive a car!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #21 July 3, 2006 You would be surprised what this monkey can do... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 July 4, 2006 I hope you don't fling poo! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #23 July 4, 2006 QuoteI hope you don't fling poo! Bobbi Well... I do but that costs extra... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 July 4, 2006 QuoteI hope you don't fling poo! Bobbi _____________________________________ ...or illicit activities with a stuffed animal! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #25 July 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI hope you don't fling poo! Bobbi _____________________________________ ...or illicit activities with a stuffed animal! Chuck Well... that depends on your definition of "stuffed animal" The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
