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What is the last truly innocent thing you did?

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I was tossing my adrenaline junky son from the floor onto the bed about 5 minutes ago. His mom said, "Oh my GOSH! Don't you break his little neck." Sure, that kid gets good airtime, and hopefully he'll have reverse gainers down by the time he's 26 months old. Gotta start them early...


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Recently, I created a story for my boyfriend. In it:

With a stuffed bear in one hand and a blankie in the other, I spun around the room in my t-shirt, all excited because my honey is coming home to visit soon. :)

While the story itself might have been created, he says that he could see it "in his mind's eye." Basically, that means that he can absolutely picture me doing it in real life!
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 36 feet deep?

A: Because down deep, they are all nice guys



No, we are not. I'll sue your ass for posting saying that we are, which is a defamatory publication for which no truth exists, and therefore no defense for you.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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:D [B]LMAO!!![/B] :D

Freedom of speech, darlin'! ;)



Lies about others are not protected speech when it causes damage. I'm rotten through and through. I'm an ugly guy to look at but my personality is worse, and I spent a lot of time and money on school to develop my heartlessness.

If you'll excuse me, my puppy needs to be kicked...


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Aw! Don't forget our buddy Jib too!! Both of them are nice!!



Jib is a meanie. He wouldn't let me suck Dr. Pepper out of his belly button in the airport passenger drop off zone. :D

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I sat by myself on the fire escape and watched fireworks.
They were beautiful.



See, now you went and made me miss my old apartment, back in my hometown of Nowhere, OK. I loved my fire escape. I could stand out there and watch all the traffic and funny people, the clouds, sunrises. It was a perfect soap box from which to address the masses. (They usually didn't listen.) I could sit outside in the shade, sipping iced tea, reading a good book, looking for anybody I knew to be strolling down Main Street. Perfect vantage point for parades or whatever other official festival was going on. Good view of this beautifully restored old theater, built in the twenties with the elaborately decorative architecture of the time. When the wind was blowing the right direction I could fly a kite out there if I kept the string short so the kite couldn't fall into traffic. Easy access to the roof for various tomfoolery. :)
I miss that place.

Matt

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Yeah, catching fireflies to watch tem glow and then releasing them is an innocent thing to do. Sure, if you squished them or something, that wouldn't be such a cool thing to do.:| But I'm just gently catching and releasing.:)

Matt

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