How to split a woman

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Clicky

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

[MF42 0]

cool trick.

Matt

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Clicky

How?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Clicky

How?

Clicky and see for yourself how easily it's done...

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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The bottom half would be the perfect woman.

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The bottom half would be the perfect woman.

But no nipples!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The bottom half would be the perfect woman.

But no nipples!

No mouth = no talking

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The bottom half would be the perfect woman.

But no nipples!

No mouth = no talking

And no blowjobs!

I'll take the talking - it's - actually - well - kinda fun to talk to them sometimes. I mean - try it - it's pretty cool.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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And no blowjobs!

I'll take the talking - it's - actually - well - kinda fun to talk to them sometimes. I mean - try it - it's pretty cool.

I'm married, I kinda have to talk to her.

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And no blowjobs!

I'll take the talking - it's - actually - well - kinda fun to talk to them sometimes. I mean - try it - it's pretty cool.

I'm married, I kinda have to talk to her.

Aaaaaahhhhh - There is a difference between the perfect woman and the perfect WIFE . . . I just misunderstood the circumstances.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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How to split a woman

Chainsaw?

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

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I'm married, I kinda have to talk to her.

Aaaaaahhhhh - There is a difference between the perfect woman and the perfect WIFE . . . I just misunderstood the circumstances.

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Chainsaw?

Brilliant!!!!

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Chainsaw?

Brilliant!!!!

What about a skill saw?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Chainsaw?

Brilliant!!!!

What about a skill saw?

How about slowly with a dull butter knife?

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Chainsaw?

Brilliant!!!!

What about a skill saw?

How about slowly with a dull butter knife?

That's just creepy.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Chainsaw?

Brilliant!!!!

What about a skill saw?

How about slowly with a dull butter knife?

That's just creepy.

* grin *

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two midgets.

he even said, "great things come in small packages."

This ad space for sale.

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This doesn't really give an explanation, but it's the best I could find.

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Now that was a great trick.

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That guy always pissed me off cause all my friends thought it was real an kept talking about how geat he waas

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That guy always pissed me off cause all my friends thought it was real an kept talking about how geat he waas

So why does it piss you off? he is a very talented illussionist if your friends think it's real I'd be more pissed off that I have really DUMB friends

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My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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This doesn't really give an explanation, but it's the best I could find.

Dead Link

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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"http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/pullapart.asp Thisvdoesn't really give an explanation, but it's the best I could find.

Dead Link

it had a space it's good now

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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"http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/pullapart.asp Thisvdoesn't really give an explanation, but it's the best I could find.

Dead Link

it had a space it's good now

Oops! It should have been http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/pullapart.asp or Clicky
Sorry about that.

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