antifnsocial 0 #1 July 1, 2006 1. His poop stinks worse 2. His farts stink worse (okay most of the time) When I have my period my farts are EVIL. 3. He rarely washes his hands after he pees 4. The dutch oven wasn't invented by US 5. He makes the bathroom smell like an old wet dog when he's done with the shower and it smells good when we are done 6. He can and often will piss and spit loogeys in the shower. 7. He often farts and belches while on the shitter and thinks it's funny cause you can hear him laugh 8. He leaves little hairs EVERYWHERE when he shaves 9. He jacks off in the shower 10. He probably jacks off everywhere, at least before he has kids in the house. Anyone, feel free to add to the list...Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 July 1, 2006 Jealous????"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #3 July 1, 2006 Quote1. His poop stinks worse. *Possibly 2. His farts stink worse (okay most of the time) When I have my period my farts are EVIL. *Period farts are downright nasty 3. He rarely washes his hands after he pees. *My dad taught me not to piss on my fingers. 4. The dutch oven wasn't invented by US. * 5. He makes the bathroom smell like an old wet dog when he's done with the shower and it smells good when we are done. *Wet dog? My shower smells like soap afterwards . 6. He can and often will piss and spit loogeys in the shower. *She probably pisses in the shower too, and leaves the drain full of hair . 7. He often farts and belches while on the shitter and thinks it's funny cause you can hear him laugh. *Farts on the toilet are funny, the percelain makes a nifty reverberation chamber . 8. He leaves little hairs EVERYWHERE when he shaves. *And her hair doesn't clog the shower? 9. He jacks off in the shower *Yup 10. He probably jacks off everywhere, at least before he has kids in the house. *What's wrong with that? Anyone, feel free to add to the list... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 July 1, 2006 Quote1. His poop stinks worse 2. His farts stink worse (okay most of the time) When I have my period my farts are EVIL. 3. He rarely washes his hands after he pees 4. The dutch oven wasn't invented by US 5. He makes the bathroom smell like an old wet dog when he's done with the shower and it smells good when we are done 6. He can and often will piss and spit loogeys in the shower. 7. He often farts and belches while on the shitter and thinks it's funny cause you can hear him laugh 8. He leaves little hairs EVERYWHERE when he shaves 9. He jacks off in the shower 10. He probably jacks off everywhere, at least before he has kids in the house. 11. They start threads about poop and then post pictures of it on the internet.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #5 July 1, 2006 Quote11. They start threads about poop and then post pictures of it on the internet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #6 July 1, 2006 I had to post that one just for you walt TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Conundrum 1 #7 July 1, 2006 That list might say something about the guys you're dating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #8 July 1, 2006 QuoteJealous???? Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #9 July 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteJealous???? Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen. actually, women don't have penis envy, men have penis shame. That's why men always want to hide their penises in small dark places, over and over again. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #10 July 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteJealous???? Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen. actually, women don't have penis envy, men have penis shame. That's why men always want to hide their penises in small dark places, over and over again. In my community we call guys with penis shame Tops. I guess that means Bottoms are secure with their penis'.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites downwardspiral 0 #11 July 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJealous???? Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen. actually, women don't have penis envy, men have penis shame. That's why men always want to hide their penises in small dark places, over and over again. In my community we call guys with penis shame Tops. I guess that means Bottoms are secure with their penis'. And which one might you be?www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #12 July 1, 2006 Quote 11. They start threads about poop and then post pictures of it on the internet. Hey! Someone on rockclimbing.com mentioned there was a poop thread on this site. Where are the pictures?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #13 July 1, 2006 I'm bipenis. Sometimes I ashamed and need to hide it and other times I'm proud and like to show it off.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites downwardspiral 0 #14 July 1, 2006 note to self: If I really don't want to know the answer to a question... do not, i repeat, DO NOT ask the question. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #15 July 1, 2006 Heeyy, that's my moto. Seriously. If you don't want to know the answer, don't ask the question.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ifics 0 #16 July 1, 2006 QuoteHis farts stink worse (okay most of the time) Devil When I have my period my farts are EVIL. Sly" That is so F*&$IN grose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #17 July 1, 2006 Shouldn't you be telling this to Ella? 'Cause last I checked I don't get a period Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #18 July 1, 2006 ...and the problem is? This sets us apart from creatures of the wild! These things make us stand-out! These things make us MEN! Now, pass the beer and brats! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #19 July 1, 2006 1. His poop stinks worse (When we eat those veggies you gals try to feed us) 2. His farts stink worse (okay most of the time) When I have my period my farts are EVIL. (point given) 3. He rarely washes his hands after he pees (because we don't pee on them)) 4. The dutch oven wasn't invented by US (but perfected by you. See No. 2) 5. He makes the bathroom smell like an old wet dog when he's done with the shower and it smells good when we are done (because we use the shower to get clean, and not turn it into a micro-spa) 6. He can and often will piss and spit loogeys in the shower. (so do women. That water goes to the same place as toilet water) 7. He often farts and belches while on the shitter and thinks it's funny cause you can hear him laugh (admit it - farts and burps ARE funny) 8. He leaves little hairs EVERYWHERE when he shaves (and women leave long hairs everywhere constantly) 9. He jacks off in the shower (why do you think we stink it up? We want privacy) 10. He probably jacks off everywhere, at least before he has kids in the house. (but we clean it up) My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #20 July 1, 2006 Quote7. He often farts and belches while on the shitter and thinks it's funny cause you can hear him laugh If you can't fart while on the shitter, then please tell me where can you fart? Ummm, how is it physically possible to not fart while using the shitter? I mean, the shit/fart separator valve is usually used to allow farts and deny shits until you're actually on the shitter. shit fart shit fart shit fart etc... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shaiziel 0 #21 July 1, 2006 One thing about girls that bugs the shit out of me. They almost always say "I gotta go pee." Frankly, I don't want that image in my head and even it is only for a half second, that's still too long. I'm pretty good about saying "I gotta go to the restroom" when in mixed company (guys and girls). Around guys that are friends, I'll say piss or whatever. Of course if you say "I gotta take a shit" around a girl you'll most likley get a look or sigh of disgust or maybe even a pointless quip about how gross you are. But a girl will tell ya "I gotta pee" and it's almost as if it's taken to be cute. BTW when it comes to farting and belching, the gas only gets worse when you try to hold it in. As a matter of fact, i think it marinates a little. I am quick to release any gas as discreetly as I can. It's just a bodily function. Get over it.---------------------------------------- 6.8% - Almost there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shermanator 4 #22 July 2, 2006 2 things... Benjamin Franklin, and Fart Proudly .... look it up.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mjosparky 4 #23 July 2, 2006 And you point is?My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites owellynot 0 #24 July 2, 2006 QuoteQuote11. They start threads about poop and then post pictures of it on the internet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Walt nononononononononononono---gross!!! my co-workers favorite site is www.ratemypoo.com NASTY!!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #25 July 2, 2006 Walt won the contest already. He knows all about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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waltappel 1 #5 July 1, 2006 Quote11. They start threads about poop and then post pictures of it on the internet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 July 1, 2006 I had to post that one just for you walt TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #7 July 1, 2006 That list might say something about the guys you're dating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #8 July 1, 2006 QuoteJealous???? Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 July 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteJealous???? Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen. actually, women don't have penis envy, men have penis shame. That's why men always want to hide their penises in small dark places, over and over again. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #10 July 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteJealous???? Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen. actually, women don't have penis envy, men have penis shame. That's why men always want to hide their penises in small dark places, over and over again. In my community we call guys with penis shame Tops. I guess that means Bottoms are secure with their penis'.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #11 July 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJealous???? Worst case of penis envy I've ever seen. actually, women don't have penis envy, men have penis shame. That's why men always want to hide their penises in small dark places, over and over again. In my community we call guys with penis shame Tops. I guess that means Bottoms are secure with their penis'. And which one might you be?www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #12 July 1, 2006 Quote 11. They start threads about poop and then post pictures of it on the internet. Hey! Someone on rockclimbing.com mentioned there was a poop thread on this site. Where are the pictures?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #13 July 1, 2006 I'm bipenis. Sometimes I ashamed and need to hide it and other times I'm proud and like to show it off.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #14 July 1, 2006 note to self: If I really don't want to know the answer to a question... do not, i repeat, DO NOT ask the question. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #15 July 1, 2006 Heeyy, that's my moto. Seriously. If you don't want to know the answer, don't ask the question.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifics 0 #16 July 1, 2006 QuoteHis farts stink worse (okay most of the time) Devil When I have my period my farts are EVIL. Sly" That is so F*&$IN grose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #17 July 1, 2006 Shouldn't you be telling this to Ella? 'Cause last I checked I don't get a period Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 July 1, 2006 ...and the problem is? This sets us apart from creatures of the wild! These things make us stand-out! These things make us MEN! Now, pass the beer and brats! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #19 July 1, 2006 1. His poop stinks worse (When we eat those veggies you gals try to feed us) 2. His farts stink worse (okay most of the time) When I have my period my farts are EVIL. (point given) 3. He rarely washes his hands after he pees (because we don't pee on them)) 4. The dutch oven wasn't invented by US (but perfected by you. See No. 2) 5. He makes the bathroom smell like an old wet dog when he's done with the shower and it smells good when we are done (because we use the shower to get clean, and not turn it into a micro-spa) 6. He can and often will piss and spit loogeys in the shower. (so do women. That water goes to the same place as toilet water) 7. He often farts and belches while on the shitter and thinks it's funny cause you can hear him laugh (admit it - farts and burps ARE funny) 8. He leaves little hairs EVERYWHERE when he shaves (and women leave long hairs everywhere constantly) 9. He jacks off in the shower (why do you think we stink it up? We want privacy) 10. He probably jacks off everywhere, at least before he has kids in the house. (but we clean it up) My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #20 July 1, 2006 Quote7. He often farts and belches while on the shitter and thinks it's funny cause you can hear him laugh If you can't fart while on the shitter, then please tell me where can you fart? Ummm, how is it physically possible to not fart while using the shitter? I mean, the shit/fart separator valve is usually used to allow farts and deny shits until you're actually on the shitter. shit fart shit fart shit fart etc... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaiziel 0 #21 July 1, 2006 One thing about girls that bugs the shit out of me. They almost always say "I gotta go pee." Frankly, I don't want that image in my head and even it is only for a half second, that's still too long. I'm pretty good about saying "I gotta go to the restroom" when in mixed company (guys and girls). Around guys that are friends, I'll say piss or whatever. Of course if you say "I gotta take a shit" around a girl you'll most likley get a look or sigh of disgust or maybe even a pointless quip about how gross you are. But a girl will tell ya "I gotta pee" and it's almost as if it's taken to be cute. BTW when it comes to farting and belching, the gas only gets worse when you try to hold it in. As a matter of fact, i think it marinates a little. I am quick to release any gas as discreetly as I can. It's just a bodily function. Get over it.---------------------------------------- 6.8% - Almost there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #22 July 2, 2006 2 things... Benjamin Franklin, and Fart Proudly .... look it up.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #23 July 2, 2006 And you point is?My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #24 July 2, 2006 QuoteQuote11. They start threads about poop and then post pictures of it on the internet. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Walt nononononononononononono---gross!!! my co-workers favorite site is www.ratemypoo.com NASTY!!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #25 July 2, 2006 Walt won the contest already. He knows all about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
