masterrig 1 #26 July 2, 2006 QuoteWalt won the contest already. He knows all about it. ____________________________________ Walt definately won that one... hands-down! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #27 July 2, 2006 Quote1. His poop stinks worse 2. His farts stink worse (okay most of the time) When I have my period my farts are EVIL. 3. He rarely washes his hands after he pees 4. The dutch oven wasn't invented by US 5. He makes the bathroom smell like an old wet dog when he's done with the shower and it smells good when we are done 6. He can and often will piss and spit loogeys in the shower. 7. He often farts and belches while on the shitter and thinks it's funny cause you can hear him laugh 8. He leaves little hairs EVERYWHERE when he shaves 9. He jacks off in the shower 10. He probably jacks off everywhere, at least before he has kids in the house. Item 1 - And yours doesn't ? This is a common female misconception. Item 3 - God gave you two hands, so slap him ! Item 4 - WTF is a Dutch oven ? Item 5 - Bathrooms usually have a fan and/or window, or else they're not up to code. Some instruction on your part may help. Item 6 - Pissing is okay, lugeys are not (see Item 3). The pee goes down the drain into the same sewer as your toilet. Besides, it's fun, you should try it. You wash with soap in the shower anyway... Item 7 - This is why women love us. Item 8 - And I suppose you don't shave your legs or pits ? Items 9 & 10 - You say this like it's a bad thing. If it bothers you, maybe you can help and do it for him. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
