selbbub78 0 #51 June 27, 2006 QuoteROTFLMAO!! Caress! What has gotten into you? Damn....what was the question? Yeah...okay...what EeneR said....*raising hand for personality!* DITTO AS WELL CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #52 June 27, 2006 I really should have been more clear, I guess. I like pudgy, thin, AND athletic. My thing is height. I like TALL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #53 June 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteBig belly's ok. I like pudgy. So that is why she is not into me!! Note to self.. Lay off the sit-ups and double ^4 the Beer intake!! Fixed it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #54 June 27, 2006 QuoteI really should have been more clear, I guess. I like pudgy, thin, AND athletic. My thing is height. I like TALL. so pretty much any guy over 4 feet? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #55 June 27, 2006 QuoteI really should have been more clear, I guess. I like pudgy, thin, AND athletic. My thing is height. I like TALL. Awwe DAMMIT! Fine - go CHANGE the rules NOW!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #56 June 27, 2006 How you doin? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #57 June 27, 2006 6'2" plus. Granted, only one ex fits into that category . . . but humina, humina, humina. Where's the "yummy" face? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #58 June 27, 2006 Quote 6'2" plus. Granted, only one ex fits into that category . . . but humina, humina, humina. Where's the "yummy" face? and the strikes just keep adding up. I think my inning is over. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #59 June 27, 2006 did you carry around a step ladder for those times you wanted to kiss or hug? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #60 June 27, 2006 QuoteOnce you have had big(not huge), you won't ever want to go back.... So for me it is the "total" package that I am looking for. Bobbi I'll have to agree. If it's small, unless they really know how to use it right, they better know how to make up for it somewhere else... My ex was huge (not big - HUGE), and my car salesman was well equipped (not too big), but I had to go back to the ex a few more times for general maintenance. The car salesman just wasn't cutting it... But, he was making it up with free tint and pin stripes... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #61 June 27, 2006 Dick size doesn't matter, just the size of the orgasm. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #62 June 27, 2006 Size will get you in the door, brains will ensure the door doesn't hit you on the ass on the way out. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #63 June 27, 2006 QuoteMuch better if they have no personality, nothing to say, but have a huge penis. haha this is the best one ive heard out of all of them. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #64 June 27, 2006 QuoteSize will get you in the door, brains will ensure the door doesn't hit you on the ass on the way out Funny... I always thought it was the other way around. Brains will get you in. Size (and skill) can keep you there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #65 June 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteSize will get you in the door, brains will ensure the door doesn't hit you on the ass on the way out Funny... I always thought it was the other way around. Brains will get you in. Size (and skill) can keep you there. Nope - take Brad Pitt for example - he left Jennifer Aniston . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #66 June 27, 2006 So, can you read this thread backwards and tell which women have vaginas the size of the Grand Canyon? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #67 June 27, 2006 Oh Walt, Noooooooooo. Can....of....worms.....Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #68 June 27, 2006 Quote Oh Walt, Noooooooooo. Can....of....worms..... Hmmm, Stirr Stirr Stirr Yes you can Walt and guess who the first one that I found was?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #69 June 27, 2006 QuoteSo, can you read this thread backwards and tell which women have vaginas the size of the Grand Canyon? Walt Just cuz a woman appreciates a nice sized penis does not consitute she is the size of the "Grand Canyon".... Don't make me take back all the nice things I've said about you... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #70 June 27, 2006 Quote Oh Walt, Noooooooooo. Can....of....worms..... Let's go fishing... I've heard that canyon sized vaginas make great fisting holes. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #71 June 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo, can you read this thread backwards and tell which women have vaginas the size of the Grand Canyon? Walt Just cuz a woman appreciates a nice sized penis does not consitute she is the size of the "Grand Canyon".... Don't make me take back all the nice things I've said about you... Walt, you really are just jealous, but it's OK... We still love you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #72 June 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo, can you read this thread backwards and tell which women have vaginas the size of the Grand Canyon? Walt Just cuz a woman appreciates a nice sized penis does not consitute she is the size of the "Grand Canyon".... Don't make me take back all the nice things I've said about you... g Actually it pretty much does. A really huge penis is just not going to fit in a nicely sized snatch! From some of these posts it sounds like their partners probably need caving equipment when they go down on them. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #73 June 27, 2006 QuoteWalt, you really are just jealous, but it's OK... We still love you. Nah, just don't want to fall in and get lost down there. Maybe I'd better get a GPS? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #74 June 27, 2006 Exactly and all this thread is about is the size of a guys dick, no specification on if you want small medium or large, it just has to be the right size. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #75 June 27, 2006 Now it's getting good.... <---sits back and grabs a snack.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 3 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
waltappel 1 #72 June 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo, can you read this thread backwards and tell which women have vaginas the size of the Grand Canyon? Walt Just cuz a woman appreciates a nice sized penis does not consitute she is the size of the "Grand Canyon".... Don't make me take back all the nice things I've said about you... g Actually it pretty much does. A really huge penis is just not going to fit in a nicely sized snatch! From some of these posts it sounds like their partners probably need caving equipment when they go down on them. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #73 June 27, 2006 QuoteWalt, you really are just jealous, but it's OK... We still love you. Nah, just don't want to fall in and get lost down there. Maybe I'd better get a GPS? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #74 June 27, 2006 Exactly and all this thread is about is the size of a guys dick, no specification on if you want small medium or large, it just has to be the right size. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #75 June 27, 2006 Now it's getting good.... <---sits back and grabs a snack.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
