Conundrum 1 #51 June 22, 2006 QuoteSo much nicey nice, political correctness, brown nosing, ass kissing, and all that other crap that comes along with this type of behavior. AMEN. *hug* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #52 June 22, 2006 QuoteDude you sound like a fucking lawyer.. shut up. I detect that you have, indeed, hit rock bottom. Hopefully, this is an eye=opening experience for you and your kine, for you should consider the depths of depravity that are readily apparent when a lousy stinkin' lawyer is the one who attempts to add a sense of dignity to a location, group, idea or discussion. See, we lawyers are usually the ones who are blamed for the general miasma that surrounds each of us. In a sense, we are usually regarded as the excrement in the rose garden. It is I who exudes a most malodorous air. And yet, I am considered to be a a pleasing olfactory medley? Zounds! Consider the environment in which the lawyer is not the putrid. And then, upon thoughtful reflection, you may think, "Goodness. A lawyer is a shining beacon of good and virtue in comparison to us? What have we become?" Pay heed - my reasons for pointing this out are selfish. I paid much money and endured great toil to take my place in society's sewer, and to be forced out into the light, where I am exposed for my stench among the general population causes great trepidation and heartache to me. I want you guys to leave my world of shit and let me and my lawyer friends reinhabit it. Edited to add: I just want to be the lead scumbag again.. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #53 June 22, 2006 Im lost Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #54 June 22, 2006 I'm watching Liar Liar right now. I think I know every word to this movie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #55 June 22, 2006 Jerry, you are brining my depression for the day even lower.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #56 June 22, 2006 she took her dentures out for me last time..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #57 June 22, 2006 I wanna Hummer"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #58 June 22, 2006 I want a humhimSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #59 June 22, 2006 QuoteJerry, you are brining my depression for the day even lower.... g Yes, please Gia make him shut up.. he's all technical an shit. I can't understand a word he is typing. Yet oddly I'm somehow compelled to open my checkbook and write him a check. It's very strange. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #60 June 22, 2006 You offerin'"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #61 June 22, 2006 Quote You offerin' no it was just a joke.... oh wait you were too... so of course Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #62 June 22, 2006 WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!! Hide your Children, Your Money, Your CheckBook, Your Balls and/or anything else you value.. There is a Lawyer amongst us!! Someone is about to get FUCKED!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bud8Fan 0 #63 June 22, 2006 http://www.spazfarm.com/dirty-sanchez.gif Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #64 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteJerry, you are brining my depression for the day even lower.... g Yes, please Gia make him shut up.. he's all technical an shit. I can't understand a word he is typing. Yet oddly I'm somehow compelled to open my checkbook and write him a check. It's very strange. Ahhh. I apparently am experiencing some success. The virtuous among a people have an urge to direct their moneys towards those on the lower end of society. You have made an important first step, and that is commendable. But, you still need to complete the step. Send a signed check to me, and I'll fill in the amount. And for anyone else who would like to experience spiritual purification, a non-refundable deposit to me of US currency (or acceptable negotiable instrument, including checks, bonds, stock and I even accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover) will help to cleanse your soul and I am glad to help. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #65 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteJerry, you are brining my depression for the day even lower.... g Yes, please Gia make him shut up.. he's all technical an shit. I can't understand a word he is typing. Yet oddly I'm somehow compelled to open my checkbook and write him a check. It's very strange. Ahhh. I apparently am experiencing some success. The virtuous among a people have an urge to direct their moneys towards those on the lower end of society. You have made an important first step, and that is commendable. But, you still need to complete the step. Send a signed check to me, and I'll fill in the amount. And for anyone else who would like to experience spiritual purification, a non-refundable deposit to me of US currency (or acceptable negotiable instrument, including checks, bonds, stock and I even accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover) will help to cleanse your soul and I am glad to help. I feel sleepy, very sleepy.... must send money. must not resist the power. must send money. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #66 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJerry, you are brining my depression for the day even lower.... g Yes, please Gia make him shut up.. he's all technical an shit. I can't understand a word he is typing. Yet oddly I'm somehow compelled to open my checkbook and write him a check. It's very strange. Ahhh. I apparently am experiencing some success. The virtuous among a people have an urge to direct their moneys towards those on the lower end of society. You have made an important first step, and that is commendable. But, you still need to complete the step. Send a signed check to me, and I'll fill in the amount. And for anyone else who would like to experience spiritual purification, a non-refundable deposit to me of US currency (or acceptable negotiable instrument, including checks, bonds, stock and I even accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover) will help to cleanse your soul and I am glad to help. I feel sleepy, very sleepy.... must send money. must not resist the power. must send money. gI'll PM you my address. I'd prefer a money order."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #67 June 22, 2006 QuoteShould I disconnect my RSL? That's the best reply to this thread. hands down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #68 June 22, 2006 Fuck It I'm not turning on my cypressDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #69 June 22, 2006 QuoteShould I disconnect my RSL? Absolutely. But you don't want it flapping around and hitting you in the face, so I'd recommend clipping it onto something... like the top ring of your three rings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #70 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteShould I disconnect my RSL? Absolutely. But you don't want it flapping around and hitting you in the face, so I'd recommend clipping it onto something... like the top ring of your three rings. ... good advice... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #71 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteShould I disconnect my RSL? Absolutely. But you don't want it flapping around and hitting you in the face, so I'd recommend clipping it onto something... like the top ring of your three rings. ... good advice... I thought maybe I'd connect it to my camera helmet, which I've been jumping since before I got my A license. Or, maybe I'll just open the reserve container and disconnect it myself... my rigger won't mind if I pencil pack, I'm sure. I think I'll take out the Cypres while I'm in there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #72 June 22, 2006 Dont forget to show the skygods exactly what they are doing wrong while you are at it... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
