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Dealing with Burdens

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* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Never buy a car you can't push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.!

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp! , some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

" A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp! , some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.


There's one particular person out there who should read these....ahhhh...never mind. It would just go WHOOSH anyway....
:D:P
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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* If you can't laugh at yourself, you can't laugh at others.

* If the whole world stinks, you have something up your nose.

* If your SO is named Jean, you're a lucky bastard.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp! , some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names , and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.


There's one particular person out there who should read these....ahhhh...never mind. It would just go WHOOSH anyway....
:D:P



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W-H-O-O-S-H. :ph34r:
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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