Broke 0 #1 June 20, 2006 So name some of the things you did as a child that as an adult is just wrong. I'll start this one. Sword fights, and I am not talking about using plastic swords. I think every guy will know what I am talking about.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #2 June 20, 2006 I actually ate dirt. When I was little, it was something funny to do to get the girls to leave me alone. Jump from the highest place I could get to (trees, roof, etc) [little did I know...] Bike ramps built for jumping over neighborhood kids A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 June 20, 2006 QuoteSo name some of the things you did as a child that as an adult is just wrong. I'll start this one. Sword fights, and I am not talking about using plastic swords. I think every guy will know what I am talking about. I used a magnifying glass to melt Hershey bars over ants to try and make chocolate covered ants... Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #4 June 20, 2006 I threw a boot at my brother... He ducked, and it went sailing through a window... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #5 June 20, 2006 I mostly watched my brothers do the stupid things as a child. I learned really quickly not hold the two-by-four while they were playing with darts in the back yard. *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #6 June 20, 2006 QuoteSword fights, and I am not talking about using plastic swords. That is soooo fuckin' funny. Do boys really do that? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 June 20, 2006 I shared pickles with the nex door neighbor kid under the pool deck....did I mention we just got done playing.."I'll show you mine if you show me yours" BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #8 June 20, 2006 Flushed apple cores down the toilet at my granparents' house. I remember my grandpa just laughing as he poured boiling water down the commode. It worked, and I've used that method several times since my last child was born. I can almost hear Grandpa laughing from above.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #9 June 20, 2006 Yeah, and with anything we can find. It was only a one time deal with real swords... then my grandparents came in, took them away, and found a lot better of a hidding place cuz we never got to play with them again. Sticks, metal poles, machetes... it all works! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #10 June 20, 2006 Most plastic swords are far too flimsy. One good whack and they bend in half. Wood or metal are the preferred materials. If your right arm got cut off, then you picked up the sword in your left hand and carried on with the fight. Lose one leg? Start hopping. Lose both legs? On your knees, but still flailing away with the sword. Lose your one remaining limb? Stuff the handle of the sword in your armpit and keep swinging. You usually got killed pretty quickly after that. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #11 June 20, 2006 All the good memories rushing back! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
commish 0 #12 June 20, 2006 Believe it or not I jumped from a bar roof when I was 4 years old with a bed sheet parachute my oldest brother had made. I didnt brake anything but couldn't walk for 3 days. Never thought about it til now but I guess that counts as a base jump, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #13 June 20, 2006 I used to catch bees & wait for the sting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #14 June 20, 2006 come on 12 posts and no one made fun of him for spelling things (tings) wrong, this place is slipping!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #15 June 20, 2006 I used to try to fly when the winds were high. See if I could manage to get the wind to move me..... CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #16 June 20, 2006 Go play in the hurricane. You can have a lot of fun when you mix high winds, and a trampoline! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #17 June 20, 2006 hmm where to start, my whole childhood was wrong! - ate just about anything: snails, worms, ants, gum leaf soup that i made myself with dog bowl water, rocks, flowers and grass! - threw golf balls and frying pans at the kids mum used to babysit, knocked one of them out one time. - regular biffos with my brothers and the neighbours kids. - jumped off alot of fences and out of trees with my "cape" in the hope that i would fly - burned ants with a magnifying glass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #18 June 20, 2006 My brother put a long stick through the arm of his shirt til it came out the other side. Then he started walking around turning and bumping us on the head, etc. He thought it was real funny til, as we walked down a hill, he lost his balance and fell flat on his face. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MitchyB 0 #19 June 20, 2006 i would go into this farm field that was around the corner from my house when i lived in twin falls and catch grass hoppers. I would put about 20 grass hoppers in one little jelly jar and put it on the kitchen counter for my mom to find. She never did like that, so i kept doing it. i would also hit golf balls at the neighbors house...not those flimsy little whiffle balls, real damn golf balls. He always got mad and wouldnt give the golf balls back, then my dad got mad because they were his golf balls. i was a brat, one of those "throw fits in grocery stores" kind of kids when i was little. woops! -------------------------------------------------- Do you have a steak? i'll take it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
