SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 June 16, 2006 Daily? Weekly? Monthly...do you always have a perpetual bruise somewhere on your body? Does the ER know you by name? Do you have 911 on speed dial? Have you always been this way? Whats you most recent injury? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #2 June 16, 2006 That would be our very own Skymama I'm loving you Andrea! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #3 June 16, 2006 How about and injury because of someone who is accident prone? Still healing from my coworkers last episode.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 June 16, 2006 6 Degrees of separation...yep...that'll work.. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 June 16, 2006 Not me but I have a friend who has two sons. One is a klutz and is known at the ER by name. The cops also know the family because they get reported quite often as abusers. Pisses the guy off when they get reported but the cops get a chuckle and do nothing. Poor kid can't walk and chew gum without damaging something. I personally saw him: -run into a thorny rose bush that has been there for years. -fall out of their parked minivan onto the driveway smacking his head on the concrete -hit himself in the head with a bat trying to hit a ball he himself threw up in the air -crash his bike into a parked car ..you know..normal, typical kid stuff.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #6 June 16, 2006 Quote6 Degrees of separation...yep...that'll work.. Sweet, I am in the club over somebody else stupidity. I love it!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 June 16, 2006 Well at least you didn't have to pay any entrance fees. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 June 16, 2006 You gotta get that stuff on video Andy!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 June 16, 2006 I make a trip to the ER on average at least once a year. Stiches? I dont need no stinking stiches! Anymore that is, after they used glue to piece me back together the only time I'll go get stiches anymore is when i cant clean it effectively or the cut is just too big. Seriously, some bedadine (sp?), some water and sterile gauze/pads and some super glue and your set.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 June 16, 2006 You save a hell of alot of money if you can do it yourself! Waited 3 hours to see an ER doc only for him to glue a cut together....WTF? I could have done that at home...promptly went out and bought myself a bottle of Second Skin.BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 June 16, 2006 Super Glue works also. No really. Im not a Dr. or a Nurse, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #12 June 16, 2006 The only thing that I have found with that glue..it stings like a bitch when first applied! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 June 16, 2006 Stinging lets you know it's doing its job... Put alcohol on it.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #14 June 16, 2006 Yeah...thats why I use Hydrogen Peroxide...I like to watch it turn to white bubbles...you know it working then. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #15 June 16, 2006 QuoteYeah...thats why I use Hydrogen Peroxide...I like to watch it turn to white bubbles...you know it working then. We got this stuff at work. It doesnt bubble it just HURTS like hell. Thats how I know it's working.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #16 June 16, 2006 The glue the ER uses is called Durabond.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #17 June 16, 2006 QuoteThe glue the ER uses is called Durabond. The glue my coworker used was called Superglue. Bet the ER stuff is a little more tested and approved.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 June 16, 2006 QuoteThat would be our very own Skymama I'm loving you Andrea! I was going to reply, "not me" until I saw this. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malkie 0 #19 June 16, 2006 Only when it comes to skydiving...... After having a hard opening I am prone to getting funky harness brusing between my legs now and again. Tracked out of a wind tunnel by trying to rush my exit and gave myself a facial scar that changes colour with the weather. Ended up with two reserve rides before I'd even finished my consols with what I was told were rare causes. Maybe I'm just unlucky.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #20 June 16, 2006 "brusing between my legs now and again." I keep telling you to knock off that kinky sex...but do you listen? Noooooooo..... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vt1977 0 #21 June 16, 2006 He probably won't see this thread because he is in Iraq... but gremlin is pretty impressive when it comes to being accident prone! In 2004 he broke (I think) 5 or 6 bones in 3 separate incidents, none of them skydiving... He broke his back in 3 places in the Perris windtunnel. He broke his little finger doing an obstacle course. He went too fast over a speed bump on a push bike, the front wheel came off and he landed hard on his chest. Then there are the more recent foot/knee injuries. Oh, and not forgetting the "apple pie injury"! Yep, he is one special gremlin! Vicki Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irisheyes 0 #22 June 16, 2006 I was very accident prone growing up. When I moved to the US, the two local emergency rooms that I frequented in Dublin closed down, all my old friends and neighbors blamed me. But I have been getting better, I broke my foot pretty badly a couple of years back, and that was probably my last major injury (knock wood). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Malkie 0 #23 June 16, 2006 Quote"brusing between my legs now and again." I keep telling you to knock off that kinky sex...but do you listen? Noooooooo..... Bobbi Just re-read my post. Oops. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #24 June 16, 2006 See! Like I said...you never listen to me! Heheheheheheheeee. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #25 June 16, 2006 QuoteHe probably won't see this thread because he is in Iraq... but gremlin is pretty impressive when it comes to being accident prone! In 2004 he broke (I think) 5 or 6 bones in 3 separate incidents, none of them skydiving... He broke his back in 3 places in the Perris windtunnel. He broke his little finger doing an obstacle course. He went too fast over a speed bump on a push bike, the front wheel came off and he landed hard on his chest. Then there are the more recent foot/knee injuries. Oh, and not forgetting the "apple pie injury"! Yep, he is one special gremlin! Vicki ...and this guys in Iraq!? Recall him now for his own safety! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Malkie 0 #23 June 16, 2006 Quote"brusing between my legs now and again." I keep telling you to knock off that kinky sex...but do you listen? Noooooooo..... Bobbi Just re-read my post. Oops. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #24 June 16, 2006 See! Like I said...you never listen to me! Heheheheheheheeee. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #25 June 16, 2006 QuoteHe probably won't see this thread because he is in Iraq... but gremlin is pretty impressive when it comes to being accident prone! In 2004 he broke (I think) 5 or 6 bones in 3 separate incidents, none of them skydiving... He broke his back in 3 places in the Perris windtunnel. He broke his little finger doing an obstacle course. He went too fast over a speed bump on a push bike, the front wheel came off and he landed hard on his chest. Then there are the more recent foot/knee injuries. Oh, and not forgetting the "apple pie injury"! Yep, he is one special gremlin! Vicki ...and this guys in Iraq!? Recall him now for his own safety! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
