happythoughts 0 #1 June 15, 2006 I was sitting in the cafeteria at lunch today. They have 4 tv screens on the wall. CNN is on and they announced the new military operation in Iraq. "Mountain Thrust" It took me all of 3 seconds to say, "Whaaa?" "Mount 'n Thrust" ? I started laughing and told the 2 guys at the table, who immediately got it. Is it just me or did someone get away with a major joke ? The opposition will be worried now. "Before, they just wanted to shoot us. Now... mount 'n thrust... this is most troubling. My brown spot is most virginal." Is this a "catch and release" program ? A little "interrogation" and then off you go ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
btwitche1975 0 #2 June 15, 2006 I would sure be Skedaddlein if I though my cave was going to be pennetrated /* This is my rig... There are many like it, but this one is mine. */ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #3 June 16, 2006 Someone in division G2 (intelligence) must've been choking on their coffee on that one. Usually military operations carry bold names like Cobra (Patton's 3rd Army spearheading through France), Cobra II, (Iraq War), Anaconda (Afghanistan). Linebacker (Vietnam War.) Maybe they're running out of names... or they need some fresh new ones... Operation Push-Up Stool Operation Bitch Slap Operation Eye Poke Operation Donkey Punch (i.e. male punching the female in the back of the head during doggystyle) Operation I Never Heard You Leave this Morning Operation Twinkletoes Gone Kick Ur Ass Operation Run or Die Operation Operation! You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 June 16, 2006 Operation Vasectomy. You come in with the usual force, but you're shooting blanks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 June 16, 2006 Those are Afghanies. They will probably be very excited by this concept. Seriously.........I haven't been there but everyone I know that has.......says they are a bunch of butt fucking idiots. A friend of mine saved an 8 year old boy from getting ass raped by a group of guys. Sick fucks they are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 June 16, 2006 Quote Those are Afghanies. They will probably be very excited by this concept. Seriously.........I haven't been there but everyone I know that has.......says they are a bunch of butt fucking idiots. A friend of mine saved an 8 year old boy from getting ass raped by a group of guys. Sick fucks they are. Oh no that could never happen! the champions of justice, michael moore, howard dean, and george soros would stop them immediately by bringing in michael jackson as a mediator. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #7 June 16, 2006 LMAO!! Thanks, I needed that."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
