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But that begs the question ... does the hotness of the hot fudge negate the coldness of the ice cream? Therefore reaching the optimum state of shrinkage neutrality?



This is starting to sound like an interesting problem... Using Newton's law of cooling, we should be able to figure out what the equilibrium temperature of the entire assemblage should be and then how the temperature of the system should evolve with time. This could lead to an understanding of exactly how long after ice cream/fudge application is the optimum for what ever purpose you're interested in (assuming of course you know what the target temperature for your purpose is...)
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But that begs the question ... does the hotness of the hot fudge negate the coldness of the ice cream? Therefore reaching the optimum state of shrinkage neutrality?



This is starting to sound like an interesting problem... Using Newton's law of cooling, we should be able to figure out what the equilibrium temperature of the entire assemblage should be and then how the temperature of the system should evolve with time. This could lead to an understanding of exactly how long after ice cream/fudge application is the optimum for what ever purpose you're interested in (assuming of course you know what the target temperature for your purpose is...)
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Great. As if this thread wasn't getting me all hot enough already ... you go and get all geeky on me. :o:$
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It's also interesting if you alternate between a hot beverage and a cold beverage in your mouth beforehand. And like Remi said, the Altoid strips are a good alternative. Of course, I wouldn't know firsthand, I read that somewhere. :)



Sounds like it was Remi that told you that, trying to corrupt you...that perv!!! :P



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At least make it good ice cream. I've heard Haagen-Daz Vanilla is good for such uses. :)

Vanilla is good, but would chocolate make it look larger?:P


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Using Newton's law of cooling, we should be able to figure out what the equilibrium temperature of the entire assemblage should be and then how the temperature of the system should evolve with time



This is more commonly referred to as the 1st Law Of Thermodynamics ;)
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What would happen if someone put ice cream on your "thingy?" Does the coldness make it shrink? I really really wanna lick ice cream off my guy, but i'm scared to even mention it since i don't know what the coldness will do. Please help!! :$:)



Never do that. Ever. Guys don't like their thngy's licked - ever.:|
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Using Newton's law of cooling, we should be able to figure out what the equilibrium temperature of the entire assemblage should be and then how the temperature of the system should evolve with time



This is more commonly referred to as the 1st Law Of Thermodynamics ;)



You mean Delta U = q + w and dU = dq + dw?

In a round about way but it was already geeky enough. I was just simply thinking of the difference in temperatures between appendange, fudge, and ice cream....:)
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You mean Delta U = q + w and dU = dq + dw?

In a round about way but it was already geeky enough. I was just simply thinking of the difference in temperatures between appendange, fudge, and ice cream....:)



I really need a cold shower now. :|

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You mean Delta U = q + w and dU = dq + dw?

In a round about way but it was already geeky enough. I was just simply thinking of the difference in temperatures between appendange, fudge, and ice cream....:)



I really need a cold shower now. :|


You'll warm up again if they start talking about mass correlations...NOT :D:D


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You mean Delta U = q + w and dU = dq + dw?

In a round about way but it was already geeky enough. I was just simply thinking of the difference in temperatures between appendange, fudge, and ice cream....:)



I really need a cold shower now. :|


You'll warm up again if they start talking about mass correlations...NOT Coppulations:D:D



There - fixed it.:ph34r:
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What would happen if someone put ice cream on your "thingy?" Does the coldness make it shrink? I really really wanna lick ice cream off my guy, but i'm scared to even mention it since i don't know what the coldness will do. Please help!! :$:)



Never do that. Ever. Guys don't like their thngy's licked - ever.:|


Hey! You mean we've been LIED to ALL this time??? It was just a JOKE? >:(>:(~~April


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What would happen if someone put ice cream on your "thingy?" Does the coldness make it shrink? I really really wanna lick ice cream off my guy, but i'm scared to even mention it since i don't know what the coldness will do. Please help!! :$:)



Never do that. Ever. Guys don't like their thngy's licked - ever.:|


Hey! You mean we've been LIED to ALL this time??? It was just a JOKE? >:(>:(~~April



I guess so.


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What would happen if someone put ice cream on your "thingy?" Does the coldness make it shrink? I really really wanna lick ice cream off my guy, but i'm scared to even mention it since i don't know what the coldness will do. Please help!! :$:)



Never do that. Ever. Guys don't like their thngy's licked - ever.:|


Hey! You mean we've been LIED to ALL this time??? It was just a JOKE? >:(>:(~~April



I guess so.


Thanks for telling me. Now I know you'll never try to fool me when we meet; you're getting socks. I know you like socks, right? :D:D~~Aoruk


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Had a GF in New Jersey that did the ice cream, whipped cream, toasted coconut, chopped walnuts and fudge thing with me.
Worse night of my life...
LOOKED SO DAMN GOOD I ATE IT MYSELF.
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I'd stick to jello....



There's no way i could possibly do a jello shot off a cock....B|:)

Oh pleeze.....don't you have an imagination.:SMake Jello-shot in disposable bowl, cut hole in bottom, insert cock.There ya go.:ph34r::ph34r:
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